1After all that, the Lord was like, "Bet, I'm sending 70 more peeps out there, two by two, to every spot I’m about to roll up to."

2He told them, "The harvest is mad huge, but the workers? Kinda slim pickings. Pray to the Lord of the harvest to send more workers, fr."

3"Go out there: I’m sending you like lambs in a wolf pack."

4"Don’t bring no purse, no backpack, no kicks: and don’t be saying hi to randoms on the way."

5"When you hit up a crib, first thing, say, ‘Peace to this house.’"

6"If a chill person is there, your peace will vibe with them; if not, it’ll bounce back to you."

7"Just stay in that same spot, munching and sipping what they give you: the worker deserves their pay. No house hopping."

8"In any city you roll into, if they vibe with you, eat what they put in front of you."

9"Heal the sick peeps there and tell them, ‘The kingdom of God is pulling up on you.’"

10"But if you hit a city and they’re not feeling you, just dip into the streets and say,"

11Even the dust from your city, we wipe it off like, “no cap,” but just know, the kingdom of God is rollin’ up on you.

12For real, it’s gonna be way easier for Sodom on that day than for you, fam.

13Yo, Chorazin and Bethsaida, y’all are sus! If the dope stuff done in you happened in Tyre and Sidon, they would’ve been repentin’ hard, like, in sackcloth and ashes.

14But for real, Tyre and Sidon gonna have it easier at the judgment than you.

15And you, Capernaum, thinking you’re all that up in heaven, but you gonna get dropped down to hell, fr.

16If you hear them, you hear me; if you shade them, you shade me; and if you shade me, you shade the one who sent me, periodt.

17The seventy came back hyped, saying, “Lord, even the demons are vibing with us through your name!”

18And he was like, “I saw Satan fall from heaven like lightning, no cap.”

19Check it, I’m giving you the power to step on serpents and scorpions, and over all the enemy’s vibes: nothing gonna hurt you, fr.

20But don’t flex on the fact that spirits obey you; instead, celebrate that your names are written in heaven, that’s the real win.

21In that moment, Jesus was vibing in the spirit and said, "Thank you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, for keeping this info from the wise and spilling it to the little ones; that’s just how you roll, periodt."

22Everything’s been handed to me by my Father; no one knows who the Son is except the Father, and who the Father is except the Son, and the one the Son decides to reveal him to, no cap.

23Then he turned to his crew and said low-key, "Blessed are the eyes that catch what you’re seeing."

24For real, I’m telling you, many prophets and kings wanted to see what you’re seeing but missed out, and they wanted to hear what you’re hearing but didn’t catch it.

25And then this lawyer stood up and tried to test him, saying, "Yo, Master, what do I gotta do to get that eternal life?"

26He replied, "What’s written in the law? How do you read that?"

27The lawyer said, "You gotta love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind; and love your neighbor as yourself, fr."

28Jesus was like, "You answered right; just do that and you’ll be living your best life."

29But he, trying to flex and justify himself, asked Jesus, "So, who’s my neighbor though?"

30Jesus answered with a story: "A certain dude was traveling from Jerusalem to Jericho and got jumped by thieves who took his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead, savage."

31So, a priest rolls up that way, sees the dude, and just dips to the other side. Sus move.

32Then a Levite pulls up, checks him out, and also bounces to the other side. Total vibe kill.

33But a Samaritan, while on his grind, sees him and feels for him, like, fr.

34He goes over, wraps up his wounds, pours in some oil and wine, puts him on his ride, and takes him to an inn to care for him. Goated.

35The next day, he pulls out two coins, hands them to the innkeeper, and says, "Look out for him; if you spend more, I got you when I’m back."

36So, which of these three do you think was a true neighbor to the guy who got wrecked by thieves?

37He said, "The one who showed mercy." Jesus was like, "Bet, go and do the same."

38As they were on their way, he hit up a village, and a woman named Martha welcomed him into her crib.

39She had a sister named Mary who was just chilling at Jesus' feet, soaking in all the wisdom.

40But Martha was stressed with all the serving, so she came up to him and said, "Lord, don’t you care that my sister left me hanging? Tell her to help me out!"

41And Jesus was like, "Martha, chill, you stressing over way too much, fr."

42"But there’s one thing that’s a must: Mary picked the good vibe, and no one can take that away from her."

1After these things the Lord appointed other seventy also, and sent them two and two before his face into every city and place, whither he himself would come.

2Therefore said he unto them, The harvest truly is great, but the labourers are few: pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he would send forth labourers into his harvest.

3Go your ways: behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves.

4Carry neither purse, nor scrip, nor shoes: and salute no man by the way.

5And into whatsoever house ye enter, first say, Peace be to this house.

6And if the son of peace be there, your peace shall rest upon it: if not, it shall turn to you again.

7And in the same house remain, eating and drinking such things as they give: for the labourer is worthy of his hire. Go not from house to house.

8And into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you, eat such things as are set before you:

9And heal the sick that are therein, and say unto them, The kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.

10But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say,

11Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.

12But I say unto you, that it shall be more tolerable in that day for Sodom, than for that city.

13Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works had been done in Tyre and Sidon, which have been done in you, they had a great while ago repented, sitting in sackcloth and ashes.

14But it shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the judgment, than for you.

15And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted to heaven, shalt be thrust down to hell.

16He that heareth you heareth me; and he that despiseth you despiseth me; and he that despiseth me despiseth him that sent me.

17And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, Lord, even the devils are subject unto us through thy name.

18And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven.

19Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

20Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your names are written in heaven.

21In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

22All things are delivered to me of my Father: and no man knoweth who the Son is, but the Father; and who the Father is, but the Son, and he to whom the Son will reveal him.

23And he turned him unto his disciples, and said privately, Blessed are the eyes which see the things that ye see:

24For I tell you, that many prophets and kings have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.

25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?

27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.

29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?

30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.

31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.

32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.

33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,

34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.

36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?

37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

38Now it came to pass, as they went, that he entered into a certain village: and a certain woman named Martha received him into her house.

39And she had a sister called Mary, which also sat at Jesus’ feet, and heard his word.

40But Martha was cumbered about much serving, and came to him, and said, Lord, dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me.

41And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things:

42But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.