Leviticus 21

Gen Z: Leviticus 21

1And the Lord said to Moses, "Yo, tell the priests, the fam of Aaron, that they can't be defiled for the dead, no cap."

2"But for his close peeps, like his mom, dad, son, daughter, and bro, it's a different vibe."

3"And for his virgin sis who's close, who's never been hitched, he can be defiled for her."

4"But he can’t be defiled since he’s a big deal among his crew, gotta keep it holy."

5"They can't go bald, no shaving the beard corners, or cutting their skin, that's sus."

6"They gotta stay holy for their God, can't mess with His name; they offer fire sacrifices and bread, so they gotta keep it pure."

7"They can't marry a thot or a profane woman, or someone who's been dumped; he's holy for his God."

8"You gotta set him apart; he’s offering the bread of your God, so he’s gotta be lit for you: I’m the Lord, and I keep it holy."

9"And if any priest's daughter plays the thot, she’s dissing her dad; she’s getting burned, fr."

10"And the high priest, the one with the anointing oil, can’t uncover his head or tear his clothes; that's a no-go."

11"He can’t go near any dead body or defile himself for his parents; gotta keep it 100."

12"He can’t bounce from the sanctuary or mess it up; the anointing oil crown is on him: I’m the Lord."

13"And he’s gotta take a wife who’s still a virgin, periodt."

14"No widows, divorced women, or thots; he needs a virgin from his own crew."

15"He can’t mess up his lineage; I’m the Lord, and I keep him holy."

16"And the Lord said to Moses, 'Listen up!'"

17"Tell Aaron, 'Anyone from your fam with a flaw can’t roll up to offer the bread of his God.'"

18"If a dude’s got a flaw, like being blind or lame, or a flat nose, he can’t come close."

19"Or if he’s got a broken foot or hand, that's a hard pass."

20"Or if he’s crooked, a dwarf, or has a bad eye, or is scurvy, or scabbed, or broken down there."

21"No dude with a flaw from Aaron's crew can come near to offer the Lord's fire offerings; he’s got a flaw, so nah."

22"He can eat the bread of his God, both the most holy and the holy."

23"But he can’t roll into the veil or near the altar since he’s got a flaw; can’t mess up my sanctuaries: I’m the Lord, and I keep it holy."

24"And Moses told this to Aaron, his sons, and all the kids of Israel."

KJV: Leviticus 21

1And the Lord said unto Moses, Speak unto the priests the sons of Aaron, and say unto them, There shall none be defiled for the dead among his people:

2But for his kin, that is near unto him, that is, for his mother, and for his father, and for his son, and for his daughter, and for his brother,

3And for his sister a virgin, that is nigh unto him, which hath had no husband; for her may he be defiled.

4But he shall not defile himself, being a chief man among his people, to profane himself.

5They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.

6They shall be holy unto their God, and not profane the name of their God: for the offerings of the Lord made by fire, and the bread of their God, they do offer: therefore they shall be holy.

7They shall not take a wife that is a whore, or profane; neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for he is holy unto his God.

8Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the Lord, which sanctify you, am holy.

9And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.

10And he that is the high priest among his brethren, upon whose head the anointing oil was poured, and that is consecrated to put on the garments, shall not uncover his head, nor rend his clothes;

11Neither shall he go in to any dead body, nor defile himself for his father, or for his mother;

12Neither shall he go out of the sanctuary, nor profane the sanctuary of his God; for the crown of the anointing oil of his God is upon him: I am the Lord.

13And he shall take a wife in her virginity.

14A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife.

15Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the Lord do sanctify him.

16And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

17Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

18For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

22He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

23Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.

24And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.

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