Leviticus 20

Gen Z: Leviticus 20

1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and was like,

2"Ayo, tell the Israelites and any peeps chillin' with them, if anyone gives their kid to Molech, they’re getting the boot: the locals gotta stone 'em, no cap."

3"I’m coming for that dude, cutting him off from the squad; he messed with Molech and dissed my spot, profaning my holy name, fr."

4"If the locals try to play blind and don’t do anything when he gives his kid to Molech, that’s sus."

5"Then I’m coming for him and his fam, cutting them off too, and all who vibe with him on that Molech stuff."

6"Anyone chasing after those who talk to spirits or wizards, I’m setting my eyes on them too, cutting them off from the crew."

7"So, get your act together and be holy, ‘cause I'm the Lord your God, periodt."

8"Keep my rules and live by them: I’m the Lord who sets you apart."

9"Anyone who disses their mom or dad? They’re getting put down for real; their blood’s on them."

10"And if a dude cheats with another man's wife, both the cheater and the side piece are getting put down, no cap."

11If a dude chills with his dad's wife, that's a major no-no; both are getting the boot, periodt.

12If a guy hooks up with his daughter-in-law, that's sus; both are outta here, no cap.

13If a dude gets with another dude like he does with a girl, that's straight-up savage; both are done for, fr.

14If a dude marries a girl and her mom, that's just wicked; they’re getting burned, no wickedness allowed.

15If a guy gets with an animal, that's a hard pass; he’s outta here, and the beast is getting slayed.

16If a girl gets with a beast, both she and the beast are getting the chop; they’re done, no cap.

17If a dude takes his sister and sees her naked, that's a wicked vibe; they’re cut off from the crew, fr.

18If a guy gets with a girl while she's on her period, that's a no-go; both are getting cut off from the squad.

19Don’t uncover your mom’s sister or your dad’s sister; that’s too close, they’re bearing their iniquity.

20If a dude lies with his uncle's wife, he’s uncovering his uncle’s business; they’re bearing their sin and getting childless.

21If a dude takes his bro's wife, that's sus: he just dissed his bro's vibe; they ain't gonna have kids, no cap.

22So keep all my rules and judgments, fam, and do them: the land I bring you to chill in better not spit you out.

23Don't be walking like the nations I kicked out before you: they were wilding out, and I couldn't vibe with that.

24But I said you’ll get their land, and I’m handing it to you to own, a place that’s all about that milk and honey life: I’m the Lord your God, and I’ve set you apart from the others.

25So you gotta know the difference between clean and unclean animals, and don’t make your souls nasty with any beast or bird, or anything that creeps on the ground, 'cause I’ve called those unclean.

26You gotta be holy for me: I’m the Lord and I’m holy, and I’ve separated you from the rest so you can be mine.

27Anyone with a familiar spirit or who's a wizard? Yeah, they gotta go: stone them for real; their blood’s on them.

KJV: Leviticus 20

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones.

3And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.

4And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill him not:

5Then I will set my face against that man, and against his family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.

6And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.

7Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I am the Lord your God.

8And ye shall keep my statutes, and do them: I am the Lord which sanctify you.

9For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

10And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

11And the man that lieth with his father’s wife hath uncovered his father’s nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

12And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood shall be upon them.

13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

14And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

15And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

17And if a man shall take his sister, his father’s daughter, or his mother’s daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister’s nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

18And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

19And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother’s sister, nor of thy father’s sister: for he uncovereth his near kin: they shall bear their iniquity.

20And if a man shall lie with his uncle’s wife, he hath uncovered his uncle’s nakedness: they shall bear their sin; they shall die childless.

21And if a man shall take his brother’s wife, it is an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother’s nakedness; they shall be childless.

22Ye shall therefore keep all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: that the land, whither I bring you to dwell therein, spue you not out.

23And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

24But I have said unto you, Ye shall inherit their land, and I will give it unto you to possess it, a land that floweth with milk and honey: I am the Lord your God, which have separated you from other people.

25Ye shall therefore put difference between clean beasts and unclean, and between unclean fowls and clean: and ye shall not make your souls abominable by beast, or by fowl, or by any manner of living thing that creepeth on the ground, which I have separated from you as unclean.

26And ye shall be holy unto me: for I the Lord am holy, and have severed you from other people, that ye should be mine.

27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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