1And the Lord hit up Moses, saying,

2This is the leper law for when they’re getting cleaned up: Bring 'em to the priest, no cap.

3The priest gonna step outta the camp, peep the situation, and if the leprosy is healed, vibes check.

4Then the priest's gotta grab two clean birds, cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop—lit combo.

5One bird’s gotta get taken out in a clay pot over some flowing water, periodt.

6For the living bird, he takes it plus the cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop, then dips them in the blood of the bird that got served over the running water—bussin’.

7He’s gotta sprinkle the cleansed one seven times, say they’re clean, and let the living bird fly free in the field.

8The one getting cleaned has to wash their drip, shave all their hair, and take a dip in water to be fresh: then they can roll back into the camp and chill outside their tent for seven days.

9But on the seventh day, they gotta shave all their hair off their head, beard, and eyebrows—literally all of it: then wash their clothes and themselves in water to be clean.

10On day eight, they’re bringing two flawless male lambs, one flawless female lamb from the first year, and three-tenths of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering, plus a log of oil—goated plan.

11The priest who's all about getting him clean is gonna bring that dude and the stuff to the Lord, right at the tabernacle door, no cap.

12The priest's gonna grab a he lamb, offer it up as a trespass vibe check, and wave that log of oil before the Lord, lit.

13He’s gonna slay the lamb where they do the sin offering and burnt offering, in the holy place, 'cause both offerings are straight-up holy, periodt.

14The priest takes some of the blood from the trespass offering and puts it on the right ear tip, right thumb, and right big toe of the dude getting cleansed, savage.

15Then he pours some oil into his left palm, just chillin’.

16The priest dips his right finger into that oil and sprinkles it seven times before the Lord, pop off.

17With the rest of the oil in his hand, the priest puts it on the right ear tip, right thumb, and right big toe of the cleansed dude, matching that blood from the trespass offering.

18The leftover oil from the priest's hand gets poured on the head of the dude getting cleansed, and he’s making atonement for him before the Lord, fr.

19The priest offers the sin offering, making atonement for the dude getting cleaned up from his mess; then he’s gonna kill the burnt offering.

20The priest throws down the burnt offering and the meat offering on the altar, making atonement for the dude, and he’s clean now, no doubt.

21If you're broke and can't flex that much, just grab a lamb for a trespass offering to wave it around and vibe with God, plus a tenth of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering, and a log of oil;

22Get two turtledoves or young pigeons, whatever you can snag; one’s a sin offering and the other’s a burnt offering, no cap.

23Bring them on day eight for your cleanse to the priest at the tabernacle door, straight up before the Lord.

24The priest will take the lamb from the trespass offering and the log of oil, then wave them around like a boss before the Lord.

25He’ll kill the lamb from the trespass offering, and the priest will take some blood from it, putting it on the tip of the right ear of the one getting cleansed, plus the thumb of his right hand, and the big toe of his right foot, fr.

26The priest will pour some oil into his left palm, periodt.

27With his right finger, the priest will sprinkle some oil from his left hand seven times before the Lord, lit.

28He’ll put some oil from his hand on the tip of the right ear of the one getting cleansed, the thumb of his right hand, and the big toe of his right foot, right where the blood from the trespass offering was.

29The rest of the oil in the priest’s hand goes on the head of the one getting cleansed, making an atonement for him before the Lord, no cap.

30He’ll offer one of the turtledoves or young pigeons, whatever he can find;

31If you gotta bring a sin offering and a burnt offering, the priest's got your back, making things right with the Lord, no cap.

32This is the rule for anyone dealing with leprosy vibes, who can't even get what they need for a clean slate.

33The Lord hit up Moses and Aaron, saying, "Listen up."

34When you roll into Canaan, the land I’m giving you, and you spot leprosy in a crib there;

35The homeowner needs to tell the priest, "Yo, I think there’s a plague in my house."

36Then the priest will say, "Empty the place before I check it out, so nothing gets sus," and then he’ll go see the house.

37He'll check the plague, and if it's on the walls, with those weird green or red lines that look lower than the wall,

38The priest will step out to the door and lock it up for seven days, keeping it chill.

39On the seventh day, the priest will come back, check again, and if the plague's still spreading on the walls,

40The priest will tell them to take out the stones with the plague and toss them somewhere unclean outside the city.

41They gotta scrape the house inside and out, then toss the dust outside the city into a sus spot.

42They’ll grab fresh stones and swap 'em in, plus use new mortar to fix up the house.

43If the plague pops up again after they’ve done all that, it’s a whole vibe check.

44Then the priest rolls in to check it out, and if the plague's spreading, it’s straight-up leprosy, so it’s unclean.

45He’s gotta tear down the house, all the stones and wood, and haul it out to a sus place.

46Anyone who goes into the house while it’s sealed is gonna be unclean until evening, no cap.

47If you crash in the house, you gotta wash your drip; if you eat there, same deal, gotta wash those clothes.

48But if the priest checks it out and sees the plague didn’t spread after the fix-up, he’ll say the house is clean 'cause the plague's healed, periodt.

49He’ll take two birds, some cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop to cleanse the house.

50Then he’ll take one bird and kill it in a clay pot over running water, that’s how it goes.

51Dude's gotta grab cedar wood, hyssop, scarlet stuff, and a live bird, then dunk 'em in the slain bird's blood and some fresh water, and sprinkle the crib seven times:

52He’s gonna clean the house with that bird blood, fresh water, the live bird, cedar wood, hyssop, and scarlet vibes:

53But he’s gotta release that live bird outta the city into the fields, making it right for the house: and then it’s all good.

54This is the rule for any leprosy vibes and other issues,

55And for leprosy on clothes and houses,

56And for bumps, scabs, and bright spots:

57To teach when it's sus and when it's chill: this is the leprosy law.

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest:

3And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest shall look, and, behold, if the plague of leprosy be healed in the leper;

4Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive and clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:

5And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running water:

6As for the living bird, he shall take it, and the cedar wood, and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird that was killed over the running water:

7And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the leprosy seven times, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall let the living bird loose into the open field.

8And he that is to be cleansed shall wash his clothes, and shave off all his hair, and wash himself in water, that he may be clean: and after that he shall come into the camp, and shall tarry abroad out of his tent seven days.

9But it shall be on the seventh day, that he shall shave all his hair off his head and his beard and his eyebrows, even all his hair he shall shave off: and he shall wash his clothes, also he shall wash his flesh in water, and he shall be clean.

10And on the eighth day he shall take two he lambs without blemish, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish, and three tenth deals of fine flour for a meat offering, mingled with oil, and one log of oil.

11And the priest that maketh him clean shall present the man that is to be made clean, and those things, before the Lord, at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation:

12And the priest shall take one he lamb, and offer him for a trespass offering, and the log of oil, and wave them for a wave offering before the Lord:

13And he shall slay the lamb in the place where he shall kill the sin offering and the burnt offering, in the holy place: for as the sin offering is the priest’s, so is the trespass offering: it is most holy:

14And the priest shall take some of the blood of the trespass offering, and the priest shall put it upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:

15And the priest shall take some of the log of oil, and pour it into the palm of his own left hand:

16And the priest shall dip his right finger in the oil that is in his left hand, and shall sprinkle of the oil with his finger seven times before the Lord:

17And of the rest of the oil that is in his hand shall the priest put upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the blood of the trespass offering:

18And the remnant of the oil that is in the priest’s hand he shall pour upon the head of him that is to be cleansed: and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the Lord.

19And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:

20And the priest shall offer the burnt offering and the meat offering upon the altar: and the priest shall make an atonement for him, and he shall be clean.

21And if he be poor, and cannot get so much; then he shall take one lamb for a trespass offering to be waved, to make an atonement for him, and one tenth deal of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering, and a log of oil;

22And two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, such as he is able to get; and the one shall be a sin offering, and the other a burnt offering.

23And he shall bring them on the eighth day for his cleansing unto the priest, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, before the Lord.

24And the priest shall take the lamb of the trespass offering, and the log of oil, and the priest shall wave them for a wave offering before the Lord:

25And he shall kill the lamb of the trespass offering, and the priest shall take some of the blood of the trespass offering, and put it upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:

26And the priest shall pour of the oil into the palm of his own left hand:

27And the priest shall sprinkle with his right finger some of the oil that is in his left hand seven times before the Lord:

28And the priest shall put of the oil that is in his hand upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the place of the blood of the trespass offering:

29And the rest of the oil that is in the priest’s hand he shall put upon the head of him that is to be cleansed, to make an atonement for him before the Lord.

30And he shall offer the one of the turtledoves, or of the young pigeons, such as he can get;

31Even such as he is able to get, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, with the meat offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed before the Lord.

32This is the law of him in whom is the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get that which pertaineth to his cleansing.

33And the Lord spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,

34When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house of the land of your possession;

35And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest, saying, It seemeth to me there is as it were a plague in the house:

36Then the priest shall command that they empty the house, before the priest go into it to see the plague, that all that is in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see the house:

37And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, if the plague be in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight are lower than the wall;

38Then the priest shall go out of the house to the door of the house, and shut up the house seven days:

39And the priest shall come again the seventh day, and shall look: and, behold, if the plague be spread in the walls of the house;

40Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague is, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:

41And he shall cause the house to be scraped within round about, and they shall pour out the dust that they scrape off without the city into an unclean place:

42And they shall take other stones, and put them in the place of those stones; and he shall take other morter, and shall plaister the house.

43And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;

44Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, if the plague be spread in the house, it is a fretting leprosy in the house: it is unclean.

45And he shall break down the house, the stones of it, and the timber thereof, and all the morter of the house; and he shall carry them forth out of the city into an unclean place.

46Moreover he that goeth into the house all the while that it is shut up shall be unclean until the even.

47And he that lieth in the house shall wash his clothes; and he that eateth in the house shall wash his clothes.

48And if the priest shall come in, and look upon it, and, behold, the plague hath not spread in the house, after the house was plaistered: then the priest shall pronounce the house clean, because the plague is healed.

49And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:

50And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water:

51And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the slain bird, and in the running water, and sprinkle the house seven times:

52And he shall cleanse the house with the blood of the bird, and with the running water, and with the living bird, and with the cedar wood, and with the hyssop, and with the scarlet:

53But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the open fields, and make an atonement for the house: and it shall be clean.

54This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall,

55And for the leprosy of a garment, and of a house,

56And for a rising, and for a scab, and for a bright spot:

57To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.