Gen Z: Leviticus 13
1The Lord hits up Moses and Aaron, saying,
2If a dude's got a bump, scab, or bright spot on his skin, looking kinda sus like leprosy, he gotta roll up to Aaron the priest or one of his sons.
3The priest checks out the skin vibes: if the hair's gone white and the spot's looking deep, that's leprosy for sure, and the priest's gonna say he's unclean.
4If the bright spot's white but not deep, and the hair's chill, the priest's gonna keep him on pause for seven days.
5The priest peeps him again on day seven: if the spot's stable and not spreading, he’ll keep him on hold for another week.
6If the priest checks him again on day seven and sees the spot's kinda dark but not spreading, he’s clean: just a scab. Time to wash those clothes and vibe fresh.
7But if the scab's spreading like crazy after the priest checked him out, he gotta see the priest again.
8If the priest notices the scab's spreading, he’s gonna drop the unclean verdict: that’s leprosy, fam.
9When leprosy hits a dude, he’s gotta be brought to the priest.
10The priest checks him out: if the spot's white and the hair's turned white too, plus there's raw flesh showing, that's a whole situation.
11It's like an old leprosy vibe on his skin, and the priest's gotta call him unclean, no cap.
12If leprosy pops off on his skin and covers him from head to toe, wherever the priest checks;
13The priest will check it out: if the leprosy's all white, he calls him clean, he’s good to go.
14But if raw flesh shows up, that’s a whole vibe check, he’s unclean.
15The priest sees the raw flesh and calls it: "You’re unclean, fam, that’s leprosy."
16If the raw flesh switches up and turns white again, he’s gotta go back to the priest;
17The priest checks him out: if the plague’s all white now, he’s clean, periodt.
18If there's a boil on his skin and it heals up,
19And where the boil was, there's a white bump or a bright spot, white and kinda reddish, and he shows it to the priest;
20If the priest sees it and it’s lower than the skin with white hair, he’s unclean: that’s a leprosy vibe from the boil.
21But if the priest checks it out and sees no white hairs, and it ain't lower than the skin but kinda dark, then the priest's gotta put him on pause for seven days, no cap.
22If it spreads a lot on the skin, then the priest's gonna call it unclean: that's a whole plague, fam.
23But if the bright spot chillin' in one spot and not spreading, it’s just a burning boil; the priest's like, "You good, you're clean."
24Or if there's some skin with a hot burn and the fresh flesh got a bright spot, reddish or white, that's sus.
25Then the priest's gotta peep it: if the hair in the bright spot is white and it's deeper than the skin, that’s leprosy vibes, so the priest's gonna say he's unclean: it’s the plague of leprosy, periodt.
26But if the priest checks it again and sees no white hair in the bright spot, and it's not lower than the other skin but kinda dark, then he’s gotta put him on pause for seven days again.
27The priest's gonna check him on the seventh day: if it’s spread a lot on the skin, then he’s unclean: that’s leprosy vibes.
28If the bright spot stays put and doesn’t spread but is a bit dark, it’s just a burn rising up, and the priest's gonna say he’s clean: it’s just inflammation from the burn.
29If a dude or gal has a plague on the head or beard, that’s wild.
30Then the priest's gonna check the plague: if it’s deeper than the skin and there’s a yellow thin hair, then he’s unclean: that’s a dry scall, like leprosy on the head or beard, for real.
31If the priest checks out the scall vibes and it ain't deeper than the skin or got any black hair, then he gotta keep that person on pause for seven days, no cap.
32On day seven, the priest's gotta peep the scall again; if it ain't spreading and no yellow hair vibes, and it’s still not deeper than the skin, then we good.
33Dude's gotta get shaved, but don’t touch the scall; the priest keeps him on pause for another seven days, fr.
34On day seven, the priest checks again; if it ain't spreading or deeper than the skin, then he’s clean, fam. He gotta wash his fits and be all fresh.
35But if the scall is spreading like wild after he got cleaned up, that’s sus.
36The priest checks him out; if the scall's spreading, he ain't even looking for yellow hair, he's unclean, periodt.
37But if the scall's chillin' and has black hair growing in, it's healed, he’s clean: the priest's gotta give him the clean stamp.
38If a dude or a lady's got bright spots on their skin, like, white bright spots, that's a vibe.
39The priest checks it out; if the bright spots are kinda darkish white, it’s just freckles popping up, and they’re clean.
40And if a dude's hair is gone on top, he's bald; but still, he’s clean, no cap.
41If your hair's falling out on the front, you're rocking a bald forehead, but no cap, you're still clean.
42If there's a white reddish sore on that bald spot, it's like, leprosy vibes popping up.
43The priest's gotta check it out, and if that sore's looking white reddish on your bald head, it's sus like leprosy on your skin.
44You're a leprous dude, totally unclean; the priest's gonna call it out hard; your plague's on your head.
45The leper with the plague has to rip his clothes, go bare-headed, cover his lip, and yell, "Unclean, unclean!"
46While the plague's on him, he's defo unclean; he’s gotta chill solo; his spot is outside the camp.
47Any garment with leprosy vibes, whether it's wool or linen, is suspect.
48Whether it's in the threads or the fabric, linen or wool, or even in leather, it could be a problem.
49If the plague’s looking greenish or reddish in the garment or skin, it's leprosy vibes for sure; show it to the priest.
50The priest's gotta check out the plague and keep it on lockdown for seven days.
51Yo, check the vibes on day seven: if that plague is spreading on the fit, like in the threads or the leather, it’s a sus leprosy; definitely unclean, no cap.
52So, you gotta burn that fit, whether it’s threads or leather, if the plague's there: it’s a savage leprosy; toss it in the fire, fr.
53If the priest peeps and sees the plague ain't spreading on the fit, like in the threads or leather, it’s a chill vibe.
54Then the priest's gonna say to wash whatever’s got the plague, and hold it for seven more days, periodt.
55The priest checks the plague after it’s been washed: if the color’s still sus and it ain’t spreading, it’s unclean; gotta burn it in the fire, it’s deep-rooted, no cap.
56If the priest looks and the plague's a bit dark after the wash, he’s gotta rip it outta the fit or the leather, no doubt.
57If it’s still there in the fit, like in the threads or leather, it’s a spreading plague: gotta burn whatever has the plague with fire, fr.
58And if the fit, whether threads or leather, gets washed and the plague’s gone, then it gets a second wash and will be clean, periodt.
59This is the law for dealing with leprosy in wool or linen fits, whether in threads or leather, to say if it's clean or unclean, no cap.