Gen Z: Genesis 7
1God told Noah, "Yo, bring your whole fam into the ark; you’re the real one in this gen."
2Grab seven of every clean animal, male and female; for the unclean ones, just two of each, male and female.
3For the birds, take seven pairs, male and female; gotta keep the vibes alive on Earth.
4In seven days, I’m gonna make it rain for forty days and nights; everything I created is getting wiped out, no cap.
5Noah did everything the Lord told him, fr.
6Noah was six hundred years old when the flood hit, wild vibes.
7Noah and his sons, wife, and their wives all hopped in the ark because of the flood.
8He took clean animals, unclean ones, birds, and everything that creeps on the ground.
9Two by two, the animals went into the ark, male and female, just like God told Noah to do.
10After seven days, the floodwaters were all over the earth, straight up.
11So, in Noah's 600th year, on the 17th day of the second month, all the vibes of the deep broke loose, and the sky was wide open.
12It rained straight for 40 days and 40 nights. No cap.
13On that same day, Noah, his fam—Shem, Ham, Japheth, and their wives—rolled into the ark.
14They brought every kind of beast, cattle, creepy crawlers, and birds. All the vibes, you know?
15They came in pairs, two by two, all the living creatures with that breath of life.
16Everyone that went in was male and female, just like God said, and then the Lord locked it up.
17The flood lasted 40 days; the waters rose and lifted the ark above the earth.
18The waters were lit and kept rising, while the ark floated on top of them.
19The waters were wild, covering all the high hills under the sky. Super sus.
20The waters rose 15 cubits, and all the mountains were totally covered.
21Everything that moved on the earth, like birds, cows, and all the animals, straight up died. No cap.
22If you had breath in your lungs, you were done for on dry land.
23Everything living got wrecked on the ground, including humans and animals, except for Noah and his crew in the ark. They were the last ones standing.
24The waters took over the earth for like 150 days. It was wild.