1So like, when peeps started popping off and multiplying on Earth, daughters were born to them, fr.

2The sons of God saw these girls were lit, so they picked wives from all the baddies they wanted, no cap.

3God’s like, “My spirit ain't gonna vibe with humans forever; they're just flesh, and they’ll only last 120 years, periodt.”

4There were giants back then, and after that too, when the sons of God linked up with the daughters of men, and they had kids who were total legends.

5God peeped that humanity was wildin’ with wickedness everywhere, and all their thoughts were just evil, all the time, no cap.

6God was lowkey regretful that He made humans, and it hit Him in the feels.

7God said, “I’m about to wipe out everyone I created from the Earth; humans, animals, everything, ‘cause I regret making them.”

8But Noah found some serious grace in God’s eyes, for real.

9Here’s Noah’s backstory: he was a good dude, straight-up perfect for his time, and he walked with God, like, all the time.

10Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

11The earth was straight up corrupt, filled with savage vibes, like, no cap.

12God checked out the earth and was like, "Yikes, it's all messed up; everyone’s gone sus."

13God told Noah, "Yo, it’s the endgame for all flesh; the earth's wildin' with violence. I'm about to wipe it out."

14"Build an ark outta gopher wood; make some rooms in there and coat it inside and out with pitch, fr."

15"Here’s the blueprint: make it 300 cubits long, 50 wide, and 30 tall. That's the vibe."

16"You gotta put a window in it and finish it off at the top; the door goes on the side, with three levels to pop off."

17"I’m sending a flood to wipe out everything with a breath of life; everything on earth's about to be dead, no cap."

18"But I’m making a deal with you; you, your sons, your wife, and your daughters-in-law gotta hop in the ark."

19"Bring two of every living thing into the ark to keep them alive; they gotta be male and female, periodt."

20"Two of every bird, cattle, and creeping thing, all the vibes, come to you to chill and stay alive."

21Grab all the food that’s good to munch on, and stack it up for you and the crew. Periodt.

22Noah was like, “Bet,” and did exactly what God told him to do.

1And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,

2That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

3And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

4There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

5And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

6And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

7And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

8But Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.

9These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.

10And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

11The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.

12And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.

13And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.

14Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

15And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

16A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.

17And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

18But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons’ wives with thee.

19And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.

20Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.

21And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.

22Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he.