Gen Z: Genesis 8
1God remembered Noah and all the homies on the ark, so He sent a breeze to chill the vibes and calm the waters;
2The deep’s fountains and heaven's windows were totally shut down, and the rain was like, “Nah, I’m good.”
3The waters just kept dipping until after 150 days, and then they finally backed off.
4The ark finally parked it on the 17th day of the seventh month, chilling on the mountains of Ararat.
5The waters kept dropping until the tenth month, and on day one, they spotted mountain tops.
6After 40 days, Noah popped open the ark window he built.
7He sent out a raven, and it was flying around until the waters dried up.
8Then he sent out a dove to check if the waters were down for the count.
9But the dove couldn’t find a chill spot, so she came back to Noah in the ark since the whole earth was still flooded; he reached out and pulled her in.
10He waited another seven days and sent the dove out again from the ark.
11The dove rolled up to him at night, and she had an olive leaf in her beak, so Noah knew the waters were chillin' down.
12He waited another seven days and sent the dove again; she didn’t come back this time.
13So, in year 601, first month, first day, the waters dried up, Noah popped the ark cover, and the land was looking dry.
14In the second month, on the 27th day, the earth was fully dried out.
15God hit up Noah and said,
16"Bounce out of the ark with your wife, sons, and their wives."
17"Bring all the living things with you—birds, cattle, and every creature—so they can vibe and multiply on the earth."
18So Noah and his fam stepped out of the ark.
19Every beast, creepy crawly, and bird, all the vibes came out of the ark in their squads.
20Noah built an altar for the Lord, took clean animals and birds, and lit some offerings on the altar.
21God caught the good vibes and was like, "I’m not cursing the ground again for y’all’s sake. People be sus since day one, but I won’t take out everything living like before. Periodt."
22As long as the Earth is still here, we’ll have planting and harvest, hot and cold, summer and winter, day and night—no cap, that’s gonna keep going.