1So Joseph got sent to Egypt, and Potiphar, a big deal in Pharaoh's crew, scooped him up from the Ishmaelites. Major plot twist.

2The Lord was vibing with Joseph, and he was thriving in his master’s crib.

3Potiphar noticed the Lord was all over Joseph, making everything he touched straight-up succeed.

4Joseph got mad respect from Potiphar and started running the whole house. Everything was in his hands.

5It was lit because once Joseph was in charge, the Lord blessed Potiphar's pad just for him; everything was bussin’ in the house and fields.

6Potiphar trusted Joseph with everything, not even worried except for what he was munching on. Joseph was straight-up a good dude, no cap.

7Then Potiphar’s wife started eyeing Joseph and was like, "Yo, come chill with me."

8But he was like, "Nah fam, my boss doesn’t even know what’s poppin’ in the house, and he gave me all the responsibility."

9I’m the GOAT in this house; he only held back you, his wife. How can I do this savage thing and sin against God?

10She kept trying to get at him every single day, but he wasn’t having it—no lying down or hanging out with her.

11So, like, Joseph rolled into the crib to handle his biz, and no dudes were around, fr.

12She grabbed his drip, saying, "Come chill with me," but he bounced, leaving his fit behind.

13When she peeped that he left his drip, she was like, "No way, he just dipped!"

14She called the homies over, saying, "Yo, this Hebrew dude came to roast us; he tried to chill with me, and I screamed, no cap!"

15When he heard me scream, he ditched his drip and bolted outta there, fr.

16She kept his drip close until her man got home, periodt.

17She told him, "The Hebrew servant you brought in tried to roast me!"

18I screamed, and he left his drip and ran out, no cap.

19When her dude heard what she said, he got super mad, like, "What’s good?"

20So, Joseph’s boss tossed him in prison, where the king's prisoners were locked up; he was stuck there for a minute.

21But the Lord was vibin' with Joseph, showing him mercy and giving him mad favor with the prison warden.

22The warden handed over all the prisoners to Joseph; whatever went down, he was the one making it happen.

23The warden didn't even sweat the small stuff because the Lord was with him, and everything he did was straight bussin'.

1And Joseph was brought down to Egypt; and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Egyptian, bought him of the hands of the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down thither.

2And the Lord was with Joseph, and he was a prosperous man; and he was in the house of his master the Egyptian.

3And his master saw that the Lord was with him, and that the Lord made all that he did to prosper in his hand.

4And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he made him overseer over his house, and all that he had he put into his hand.

5And it came to pass from the time that he had made him overseer in his house, and over all that he had, that the Lord blessed the Egyptian’s house for Joseph’s sake; and the blessing of the Lord was upon all that he had in the house, and in the field.

6And he left all that he had in Joseph’s hand; and he knew not ought he had, save the bread which he did eat. And Joseph was a goodly person, and well favoured.

7And it came to pass after these things, that his master’s wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.

8But he refused, and said unto his master’s wife, Behold, my master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and he hath committed all that he hath to my hand;

9There is none greater in this house than I; neither hath he kept back any thing from me but thee, because thou art his wife: how then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God?

10And it came to pass, as she spake to Joseph day by day, that he hearkened not unto her, to lie by her, or to be with her.

11And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into the house to do his business; and there was none of the men of the house there within.

12And she caught him by his garment, saying, Lie with me: and he left his garment in her hand, and fled, and got him out.

13And it came to pass, when she saw that he had left his garment in her hand, and was fled forth,

14That she called unto the men of her house, and spake unto them, saying, See, he hath brought in an Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came in unto me to lie with me, and I cried with a loud voice:

15And it came to pass, when he heard that I lifted up my voice and cried, that he left his garment with me, and fled, and got him out.

16And she laid up his garment by her, until his lord came home.

17And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto me to mock me:

18And it came to pass, as I lifted up my voice and cried, that he left his garment with me, and fled out.

19And it came to pass, when his master heard the words of his wife, which she spake unto him, saying, After this manner did thy servant to me; that his wrath was kindled.

20And Joseph’s master took him, and put him into the prison, a place where the king’s prisoners were bound: and he was there in the prison.

21But the Lord was with Joseph, and shewed him mercy, and gave him favour in the sight of the keeper of the prison.

22And the keeper of the prison committed to Joseph’s hand all the prisoners that were in the prison; and whatsoever they did there, he was the doer of it.

23The keeper of the prison looked not to any thing that was under his hand; because the Lord was with him, and that which he did, the Lord made it to prosper.