Gen Z: Exodus 18
1When Jethro, the Midian priest and Moses' father-in-law, heard all the lit things God did for Moses and Israel, and how He brought them outta Egypt;
2Then Jethro, Moses' father-in-law, took Zipporah, Moses' wifey, after sending her back,
3And her two sons; one was named Gershom, 'cause he was like, "I’ve been a total alien in this strange land:"
4The other was named Eliezer; he said, "The God of my pops was my help and saved me from Pharaoh's sword:"
5And Jethro, Moses' father-in-law, showed up with his sons and wife to chill with Moses in the wilderness, where he camped at God's mountain:
6And he said to Moses, "Yo, it’s me, your father-in-law Jethro, here with your wife and her two kids."
7Moses went out to meet his father-in-law, showed him some respect, and gave him a kiss; they asked how each other was doing and then went into the tent.
8Moses spilled the tea to his father-in-law about everything the Lord did to Pharaoh and the Egyptians for Israel, and all the struggles they faced along the way, and how the Lord came through for them.
9And Jethro was vibing hard, celebrating all the good stuff the Lord did for Israel, who He rescued from the Egyptians.
10And Jethro said, "Bless up to the Lord, who saved you from the Egyptians and Pharaoh, who got the people out from under their control."
11For real, the Lord is way greater than all these other gods; when they flexed, He was just like, "Nah, I’m the GOAT."
12Jethro, Moses’ father-in-law, brought some lit offerings for God, and Aaron plus the elders rolled up to eat bread with him before God.
13The next day, Moses was judging the squad, and the people were vibing by him from sunrise to sunset.
14When Moses’ father-in-law peeped all he was doing, he was like, "Yo, what’s up with you? Why you solo while everyone’s waiting on you all day?"
15Moses replied, "The people hit me up to ask about God, no cap."
16They come to me with their issues, and I gotta judge between them, sharing God’s rules and laws.
17Jethro was like, "What you’re doing ain't it, fam."
18You’re gonna burn out, both you and the crew; this is too much for you to handle solo, fr.
19Listen up, I got some advice for you, and God’s got your back: be the people’s link to God, bringing their cases to Him.
20Teach them the rules and laws, show them the path they gotta walk, and the work they need to put in.
21Yo, gather some solid peeps who fear God, real ones who hate greed; put them in charge as leaders of thousands, hundreds, fifties, and tens.
22Let them handle the judging all the time; bring the big stuff to you, but let them deal with the small fries. This will make your life easier, and they’ll help carry the load with you.
23If you pull this off and God’s on board, you’ll be able to handle it, and everyone will vibe in peace.
24So Moses listened to his father-in-law and did everything he said, no cap.
25Moses picked out the best peeps from all Israel and made them leaders over the crew, rulers of thousands, hundreds, fifties, and tens.
26They judged the people all the time; the tough cases went to Moses, but they handled the easy stuff themselves.
27Moses let his father-in-law bounce, and he headed back to his own land, periodt.