Gen Z: Exodus 19
1In the third month, the squad dipped from Egypt and rolled into the Sinai wilderness on the same day. Vibes.
2They bounced from Rephidim, hit the desert of Sinai, and set up camp; Israel was chilling before the mountain.
3Moses climbed up to God, and the Lord hit him up from the mountain, saying, "Tell Jacob’s crew this."
4You’ve seen how I handled the Egyptians and lifted you up like eagles; I brought you close, no cap.
5So, if you vibe with my voice and keep my covenant, you’ll be my special treasure above everyone else: the whole earth is mine.
6You’ll be a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. These are the words you gotta tell Israel.
7Moses called the elders of the people and laid out all the words the Lord told him.
8The whole squad answered, saying, "We’ll do everything the Lord said." Moses took those words back to God.
9The Lord told Moses, "I’m coming to you in a thick cloud, so the people can hear me and trust you forever." Moses shared the people’s words with the Lord.
10The Lord said to Moses, "Go tell the people to get ready today and tomorrow, and let them wash their drip."
11Be ready by the third day: the Lord will show up for everyone at mount Sinai.
12Set boundaries around the people, saying, "Don’t go up the mountain or touch it; anyone who does will get wrecked."
13No one can touch it, or they’ll be stoned or shot; whether beast or dude, they won’t survive. When the trumpet blasts long, they can come up.
14Moses came down from the mountain to the people and made them holy; they washed their clothes.
15He told the people, "Get ready for the third day; don’t mess around with your wives."
16On the third day morning, there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud on the mountain; the trumpet was super loud, making everyone in the camp shake.
17Moses brought the people out of the camp to meet God, and they stood at the foot of the mountain.
18Mount Sinai was lit with smoke because the Lord showed up in fire; the smoke went up like a furnace, and the whole mountain shook hard.
19When the trumpet sounded long and got louder, Moses spoke, and God replied with a voice.
20The Lord came down on mount Sinai, called Moses to the top, and Moses went up.
21The Lord told Moses, "Go down, warn the people not to break through to see the Lord, or many will be lost."
22And the priests who get close to the Lord need to keep it holy, or the Lord will come at them.
23Moses said to the Lord, "The people can’t come up to mount Sinai; you told us to set boundaries and keep it holy."
24The Lord replied, "Go down, bring Aaron with you, but don’t let the priests and people break through to see the Lord, or He’ll come at them."
25So Moses went down to the people and told them what’s up.