1These are the vibes of the covenant, which the Lord told Moses to make with the fam in Moab, next to the one He made at Horeb.

2Moses gathered all of Israel and was like, "Y'all saw everything the Lord did in Egypt to Pharaoh, his crew, and all his land; no cap."

3The wild temptations you peeped, the signs, and those epic miracles:

4But the Lord hasn’t given you the rizz to vibe with your heart, see with your eyes, or hear with your ears, even today.

5I led you for forty years in the desert: your drip ain’t old, and your kicks are still fresh.

6You haven’t munched on bread or sipped wine or strong drinks: just to flex that I’m the Lord your God.

7When you rolled up to this spot, Sihon, the king of Heshbon, and Og, the king of Bashan, came at us for a showdown, and we took them down:

8We snagged their land and gave it as a W to the Reubenites, Gadites, and the half tribe of Manasseh.

9So keep the words of this covenant and do them, so you can pop off in everything you do.

10You all stand today before the Lord your God; your squad leaders, elders, officers, and all the men of Israel, periodt.

11Bring your fam, your wives, and that dude chillin' in your camp, from the wood chopper to the water fetcher, no cap.

12You gotta vibe with the Lord your God and join the oath He’s dropping today, fr.

13He’s setting you up to be His peeps, and He’ll be your God, just like He promised to your ancestors, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

14I’m not just making this deal with you, periodt.

15But with everyone here today before the Lord our God, and even those who aren’t here with us right now, bet.

16(You know how we rolled through Egypt and all the nations we passed by, right?)

17And you peeped their sus vibes, their idols made of wood, stone, silver, and gold, all around them.

18Just don’t let any dude, gal, fam, or tribe turn away from the Lord our God today to chase after those nation’s gods; don’t let a bitter root pop up.

19If anyone hears this curse and thinks, “I’m chill, I’ll be fine even if I do my own thing,” that’s savage.

20The Lord won’t hold back; His anger will light up against that person, and all the curses in this book will stick to him, and He’ll wipe his name off the list, no cap.

21And the Lord is like, "You're outta here," separating him from all the tribes of Israel, 'cause of the savage curses in this law book.

22Future gens and randoms from far lands will see the vibes of the plagues and sicknesses the Lord dropped on this land, no cap.

23This whole place is just brimstone and salt, burning up, no crops or grass, like when Sodom and Gomorrah got wrecked, periodt.

24All the nations will be like, "Why did the Lord do this to this land? What's up with all this heat?"

25Then people will say, "They ghosted the covenant with the Lord God of their fams when He brought them outta Egypt."

26They went and vibed with other gods, worshipping those they didn’t even know, which the Lord didn’t give them, fr.

27The Lord got mad at this land, bringing all the savage curses written in this book upon it.

28The Lord yeeted them outta their land in anger and wrath, tossing them into another land, just like today.

29The secret stuff is all on the Lord our God, but the revealed things are for us and our kiddos forever, so we can slay all the words of this law.

1These are the words of the covenant, which the Lord commanded Moses to make with the children of Israel in the land of Moab, beside the covenant which he made with them in Horeb.

2And Moses called unto all Israel, and said unto them, Ye have seen all that the Lord did before your eyes in the land of Egypt unto Pharaoh, and unto all his servants, and unto all his land;

3The great temptations which thine eyes have seen, the signs, and those great miracles:

4Yet the Lord hath not given you an heart to perceive, and eyes to see, and ears to hear, unto this day.

5And I have led you forty years in the wilderness: your clothes are not waxen old upon you, and thy shoe is not waxen old upon thy foot.

6Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye might know that I am the Lord your God.

7And when ye came unto this place, Sihon the king of Heshbon, and Og the king of Bashan, came out against us unto battle, and we smote them:

8And we took their land, and gave it for an inheritance unto the Reubenites, and to the Gadites, and to the half tribe of Manasseh.

9Keep therefore the words of this covenant, and do them, that ye may prosper in all that ye do.

10Ye stand this day all of you before the Lord your God; your captains of your tribes, your elders, and your officers, with all the men of Israel,

11Your little ones, your wives, and thy stranger that is in thy camp, from the hewer of thy wood unto the drawer of thy water:

12That thou shouldest enter into covenant with the Lord thy God, and into his oath, which the Lord thy God maketh with thee this day:

13That he may establish thee to day for a people unto himself, and that he may be unto thee a God, as he hath said unto thee, and as he hath sworn unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob.

14Neither with you only do I make this covenant and this oath;

15But with him that standeth here with us this day before the Lord our God, and also with him that is not here with us this day:

16(For ye know how we have dwelt in the land of Egypt; and how we came through the nations which ye passed by;

17And ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone, silver and gold, which were among them:)

18Lest there should be among you man, or woman, or family, or tribe, whose heart turneth away this day from the Lord our God, to go and serve the gods of these nations; lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood;

19And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:

20The Lord will not spare him, but then the anger of the Lord and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the Lord shall blot out his name from under heaven.

21And the Lord shall separate him unto evil out of all the tribes of Israel, according to all the curses of the covenant that are written in this book of the law:

22So that the generation to come of your children that shall rise up after you, and the stranger that shall come from a far land, shall say, when they see the plagues of that land, and the sicknesses which the Lord hath laid upon it;

23And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the Lord overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:

24Even all nations shall say, Wherefore hath the Lord done thus unto this land? what meaneth the heat of this great anger?

25Then men shall say, Because they have forsaken the covenant of the Lord God of their fathers, which he made with them when he brought them forth out of the land of Egypt:

26For they went and served other gods, and worshipped them, gods whom they knew not, and whom he had not given unto them:

27And the anger of the Lord was kindled against this land, to bring upon it all the curses that are written in this book:

28And the Lord rooted them out of their land in anger, and in wrath, and in great indignation, and cast them into another land, as it is this day.

29The secret things belong unto the Lord our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law.