1So, when all this stuff hits you, the blessings and the curses I laid out, you’ll remember them while you’re vibing with all the nations where God sent you, no cap.

2And you’ll bounce back to the Lord your God, listen to His voice, and obey everything I’m telling you today, you and your fam, with all your heart and soul, fr.

3Then the Lord your God will flip your situation, show you some love, and gather you back from all the nations where He scattered you, periodt.

4If you get kicked out to the farthest corners of the sky, the Lord your God will scoop you up from there, no doubt.

5And the Lord your God will take you to the land your ancestors had, and you’ll own it; He’ll bless you and make you even greater than your fam, lit.

6The Lord your God will give you a heart upgrade to love Him with all your heart and soul, so you can really live, bet.

7And the Lord your God will throw all those curses on your enemies and the haters who came for you, savage.

8You’ll come back and listen to the Lord’s voice, doing all His commands I’m dropping on you today, for real.

9The Lord your God will make you thrive in everything you do, from your kids to your cattle to your crops, for good vibes: He’ll be hyped over you like He was for your ancestors.

10If you listen to the Lord your God, keeping His commands and laws in this book, and turn to Him with all your heart and soul, it’s a whole vibe.

11This command I’m giving you today? It’s not a mystery or far away, fr.

12It’s not in heaven, so you can’t say, “Who’s gonna go up there and bring it down for us to hear and do?”

13It’s not across the sea, so you can’t say, “Who’s gonna cross the ocean and bring it back for us to hear and do?”

14Nah, the word is super close to you, in your mouth and heart, so you can do it, no cap.

15Look, I’ve put before you today life and good vibes, and death and bad vibes; choose wisely.

16I’m telling you today to love the Lord your God, walk in His ways, and keep His commands and rules, so you can live and grow: the Lord your God will bless you in the land you’re about to take over.

17But if your heart turns away and you don’t listen, but get distracted and start worshiping other gods, that’s sus.

18I’m warning you today, you’re gonna end up perishing, and you won’t last long in the land you’re crossing over to possess, fr.

19I’m calling heaven and earth to witness against you today; I’ve set before you life and death, blessings and curses: so choose life, so you and your fam can live.

20So you can love the Lord your God, listen to His voice, and stick close to Him, ‘cause He’s your life and the length of your days; you’ll chill in the land He promised to your ancestors, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

1And it shall come to pass, when all these things are come upon thee, the blessing and the curse, which I have set before thee, and thou shalt call them to mind among all the nations, whither the Lord thy God hath driven thee,

2And shalt return unto the Lord thy God, and shalt obey his voice according to all that I command thee this day, thou and thy children, with all thine heart, and with all thy soul;

3That then the Lord thy God will turn thy captivity, and have compassion upon thee, and will return and gather thee from all the nations, whither the Lord thy God hath scattered thee.

4If any of thine be driven out unto the outmost parts of heaven, from thence will the Lord thy God gather thee, and from thence will he fetch thee:

5And the Lord thy God will bring thee into the land which thy fathers possessed, and thou shalt possess it; and he will do thee good, and multiply thee above thy fathers.

6And the Lord thy God will circumcise thine heart, and the heart of thy seed, to love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, that thou mayest live.

7And the Lord thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.

8And thou shalt return and obey the voice of the Lord, and do all his commandments which I command thee this day.

9And the Lord thy God will make thee plenteous in every work of thine hand, in the fruit of thy body, and in the fruit of thy cattle, and in the fruit of thy land, for good: for the Lord will again rejoice over thee for good, as he rejoiced over thy fathers:

10If thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which are written in this book of the law, and if thou turn unto the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul.

11For this commandment which I command thee this day, it is not hidden from thee, neither is it far off.

12It is not in heaven, that thou shouldest say, Who shall go up for us to heaven, and bring it unto us, that we may hear it, and do it?

13Neither is it beyond the sea, that thou shouldest say, Who shall go over the sea for us, and bring it unto us, that we may hear it, and do it?

14But the word is very nigh unto thee, in thy mouth, and in thy heart, that thou mayest do it.

15See, I have set before thee this day life and good, and death and evil;

16In that I command thee this day to love the Lord thy God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his commandments and his statutes and his judgments, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the Lord thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it.

17But if thine heart turn away, so that thou wilt not hear, but shalt be drawn away, and worship other gods, and serve them;

18I denounce unto you this day, that ye shall surely perish, and that ye shall not prolong your days upon the land, whither thou passest over Jordan to go to possess it.

19I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:

20That thou mayest love the Lord thy God, and that thou mayest obey his voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto him: for he is thy life, and the length of thy days: that thou mayest dwell in the land which the Lord sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them.