1If you listen up and vibe with what the Lord says, and do all His commands today, the Lord will lift you up above all the nations, no cap.

2All these blessings gonna come at you and hit different if you actually listen to the Lord's voice, fr.

3You’re gonna be blessed in the city and blessed in the fields, that’s just facts.

4Your fam's gonna be blessed, your crops gonna be lit, and your livestock? Straight bussin.

5Your basket and your stash gonna be blessed, trust.

6You’ll be blessed when you roll in and blessed when you bounce out, periodt.

7The Lord gonna make your enemies who rise up against you get wrecked right in front of you; they’ll come at you one way and dip seven different ways.

8The Lord’s gonna drop blessings in your storehouses and everything you touch; He’ll bless you in the land He’s giving you, no doubt.

9The Lord’s gonna make you a holy squad for Himself, just like He promised, if you keep His commands and walk in His ways.

10Everyone on earth gonna see you reppin the name of the Lord, and they’ll be shook.

11The Lord's about to bless you with mad goods, your fam, your livestock, and your crops in this promised land. No cap.

12The Lord's gonna hook you up with that good treasure, rain for your land when it’s time, and all your hustle will be blessed: you’ll lend to nations, no need to borrow.

13The Lord's making you the head honcho, not the bottom of the pack; you’ll be on top, as long as you vibe with His commandments today, fr.

14Don’t stray from what I’m telling you today, left or right, or chase after other gods, periodt.

15But if you ignore the Lord’s voice and don’t follow His rules today, all these bad vibes will hit you hard and take you down.

16You’ll be cursed in the city and cursed in the fields, savage.

17Your basket and your stash will be cursed, no cap.

18The fruit of your fam, your land, your cattle, and your sheep will be cursed, straight up.

19You’ll be cursed when you come in and cursed when you go out, that’s facts.

20The Lord's gonna send curses, stress, and rebuke on everything you try to do until you’re done for, all because you turned your back on Him.

21The Lord's gonna have that sickness stick to you, till you’re wiped off the land you’re tryna claim. No cap.

22The Lord's hitting you with all kinds of sickness, fever, and fire vibes, and your enemies are gonna chase you down till you’re donezo.

23Your sky's gonna be like brass, and the ground under you? Straight-up iron. Sus.

24The Lord's turning your rain into dust; it’s gonna come down from the sky until you’re totally wrecked.

25The Lord's gonna have you getting wrecked by your enemies: you’ll roll out one way and dip seven ways, getting sent to all the kingdoms.

26Your body’s gonna be food for the birds and beasts, and nobody’s gonna scare them off. Savage.

27The Lord's gonna hit you with the nasty stuff from Egypt, and you won’t be able to heal from it.

28The Lord's bringing madness and blindness, leaving your heart shook.

29You’ll be feeling around at noon like a blind person in the dark, and you won’t get ahead; it’s just gonna be struggle after struggle, and nobody’s gonna save you.

30You’ll get engaged to a girl, but someone else will swoop in; you’ll build a house but never live in it, and plant a vineyard but won’t get to pick the grapes. Periodt.

31Your ox gets taken out right in front of you, and you can’t even eat it: your donkey gets snatched up, no cap, and your sheep are given to your enemies, so good luck getting them back.

32Your kids are gonna be taken by other people, and you'll just be watching, feeling all the feels all day long; you won't even have the strength to do anything.

33The fruits of your hard work? A nation you don’t even know is gonna feast on them; you’ll just be stuck feeling oppressed and crushed forever, fr.

34You’ll be losing it over what your eyes will see, periodt.

35The Lord's gonna hit you hard in the knees and legs with a nasty sore that won't heal, from your feet to your head, savage.

36The Lord will take you and your king to a nation you and your fam have never seen; there you’ll be serving other gods made of wood and stone.

37You’ll be a total shock, a saying, and a joke among all the nations where the Lord takes you.

38You’ll throw a ton of seeds in the field but only gather a little because the locusts are gonna eat it all up.

39You’ll plant vineyards and take care of them, but you won’t even get to drink the wine or pick the grapes; the worms will just munch them away.

40You’ll have olive trees all around, but you won’t be able to use the oil; your olives will just drop their fruit.

41You gonna have kids, but they won’t be vibing with you; they’re gonna get taken away, no cap.

42All your trees and fruit? Yeah, the locusts are gonna eat that whole vibe.

43The outsider living with you is gonna be way up high, while you’re down here, fr.

44He’s gonna lend you stuff, but you won’t be able to lend back; he’s the boss, and you’re just the sidekick.

45All these curses are gonna chase you down and mess you up, ‘cause you didn’t listen to God’s rules, periodt.

46These things will be a sign and a wonder for you and your fam forever, no cap.

47Since you didn’t serve God with joy and good vibes for all the blessings you got, that’s on you.

48So, you’ll end up serving your enemies that God sends your way, dealing with hunger and thirst, and they’ll put a heavy yoke on you until you’re done for.

49God’s gonna send a nation against you from way far away, as quick as an eagle; a crew whose language you won’t get.

50A nation that’s savage and won’t care about old folks or show love to the young ones.

51You gonna munch on the fruit from your cattle and land till you're wiped out, and there ain't gonna be no corn, wine, or oil left, fr.

52He’s gonna roll up on all your gates till your tall walls come crashing down, the ones you thought were safe, 'cause that's what the Lord gave you, periodt.

53You’ll end up eating your own kids, the flesh of your sons and daughters, 'cause your enemies are gonna stress you out in the siege, no cap.

54Even the softest guy among you, like, super delicate, will have a bad vibe towards his bro, his wife, and the kids he’s got left.

55He won't even share any of his kids' flesh that he’s munching on, 'cause he’ll be outta options during the siege, fr.

56The dainty woman among you, who wouldn't even step on the ground, will have a bad vibe towards her husband and her kids, no cap.

57She’ll be sus about her baby coming out and her children she’ll have, 'cause she’ll secretly eat them in the siege when times get tough.

58If you don’t follow all the rules in this book and respect that epic name, THE LORD THY GOD, you’re trippin’.

59Then the Lord's gonna hit you with some wild plagues and long-lasting sicknesses, like, really bad vibes, no cap.

60Plus, He’s gonna throw all the diseases of Egypt at you, the ones you were scared of, and they’ll stick to you.

61All the sickness and plagues not in this law? The Lord's gonna hit you with those until you're totally done, no cap.

62You’ll be left with barely anyone, when you used to be like the stars, fam; all 'cause you didn’t listen to God’s voice.

63Just like the Lord was hyped to bless you and make you grow, He’ll also be hyped to wipe you out and leave you with nothing; you’ll get snatched from the land you were tryna take.

64The Lord will scatter you everywhere, from one side of the earth to the other; there, you’ll be serving other gods, made of wood and stone, which you and your fam don’t even know.

65Among those nations, you’ll find no chill, your feet won’t have any rest; the Lord will give you a shaky heart, tired eyes, and a heavy mind, fr.

66Your life will feel super uncertain; you’ll be scared day and night, with zero assurance about your life, periodt.

67In the morning, you'll be like, “I wish it were night!” and at night, you’ll be saying, “I wish it were morning!” 'cause of the fear in your heart and what you see with your eyes.

68The Lord will send you back to Egypt on ships, and you won’t see it again; there, you’ll be sold to your enemies as slaves, and no one will wanna buy you.

1And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe and to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the Lord thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:

2And all these blessings shall come on thee, and overtake thee, if thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God.

3Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.

4Blessed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy ground, and the fruit of thy cattle, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.

5Blessed shall be thy basket and thy store.

6Blessed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and blessed shalt thou be when thou goest out.

7The Lord shall cause thine enemies that rise up against thee to be smitten before thy face: they shall come out against thee one way, and flee before thee seven ways.

8The Lord shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto; and he shall bless thee in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

9The Lord shall establish thee an holy people unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if thou shalt keep the commandments of the Lord thy God, and walk in his ways.

10And all people of the earth shall see that thou art called by the name of the Lord; and they shall be afraid of thee.

11And the Lord shall make thee plenteous in goods, in the fruit of thy body, and in the fruit of thy cattle, and in the fruit of thy ground, in the land which the Lord sware unto thy fathers to give thee.

12The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure, the heaven to give the rain unto thy land in his season, and to bless all the work of thine hand: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, and thou shalt not borrow.

13And the Lord shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou hearken unto the commandments of the Lord thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe and to do them:

14And thou shalt not go aside from any of the words which I command thee this day, to the right hand, or to the left, to go after other gods to serve them.

15But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:

16Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.

17Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.

18Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.

19Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.

20The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.

21The Lord shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.

22The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

23And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron.

24The Lord shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

25The Lord shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth.

26And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.

27The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

28The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

29And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

30Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: thou shalt build an house, and thou shalt not dwell therein: thou shalt plant a vineyard, and shalt not gather the grapes thereof.

31Thine ox shall be slain before thine eyes, and thou shalt not eat thereof: thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee: thy sheep shall be given unto thine enemies, and thou shalt have none to rescue them.

32Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people, and thine eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long: and there shall be no might in thine hand.

33The fruit of thy land, and all thy labours, shall a nation which thou knowest not eat up; and thou shalt be only oppressed and crushed alway:

34So that thou shalt be mad for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see.

35The Lord shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.

36The Lord shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone.

37And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations whither the Lord shall lead thee.

38Thou shalt carry much seed out into the field, and shalt gather but little in; for the locust shall consume it.

39Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither drink of the wine, nor gather the grapes; for the worms shall eat them.

40Thou shalt have olive trees throughout all thy coasts, but thou shalt not anoint thyself with the oil; for thine olive shall cast his fruit.

41Thou shalt beget sons and daughters, but thou shalt not enjoy them; for they shall go into captivity.

42All thy trees and fruit of thy land shall the locust consume.

43The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low.

44He shall lend to thee, and thou shalt not lend to him: he shall be the head, and thou shalt be the tail.

45Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:

46And they shall be upon thee for a sign and for a wonder, and upon thy seed for ever.

47Because thou servedst not the Lord thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things;

48Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which the Lord shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee.

49The Lord shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand;

50A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young:

51And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee.

52And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.

53And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the Lord thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:

54So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:

55So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.

56The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,

57And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.

58If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD;

59Then the Lord will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.

60Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee.

61Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

62And ye shall be left few in number, whereas ye were as the stars of heaven for multitude; because thou wouldest not obey the voice of the Lord thy God.

63And it shall come to pass, that as the Lord rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the Lord will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it.

64And the Lord shall scatter thee among all people, from the one end of the earth even unto the other; and there thou shalt serve other gods, which neither thou nor thy fathers have known, even wood and stone.

65And among these nations shalt thou find no ease, neither shall the sole of thy foot have rest: but the Lord shall give thee there a trembling heart, and failing of eyes, and sorrow of mind:

66And thy life shall hang in doubt before thee; and thou shalt fear day and night, and shalt have none assurance of thy life:

67In the morning thou shalt say, Would God it were even! and at even thou shalt say, Would God it were morning! for the fear of thine heart wherewith thou shalt fear, and for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see.

68And the Lord shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you.