1Moses and the squad were like, "Yo, keep all the commands I’m dropping on you today, no cap."

2When you cross over Jordan into the land God’s giving you, set up some big stones and make 'em look fresh with plaster.

3Write all the words of this law on those stones after you cross over, so you can vibe in the land flowing with milk and honey, just like God promised your fam.

4So when you’ve crossed Jordan, set up these stones I’m telling you about today on Mount Ebal and plaster them up.

5Build an altar for the Lord your God outta stones, but like, don't use any iron tools on them, that’s sus.

6Make the altar for the Lord your God from whole stones and offer burnt offerings there, for real.

7Bring peace offerings, chow down there, and just have a good time in front of the Lord your God.

8Write all the words of this law super clearly on the stones, periodt.

9Moses and the Levite priests told all Israel, "Listen up, Israel; today you’re officially the people of the Lord your God."

10So, you gotta obey the voice of the Lord your God and do all His commands and rules I’m giving you today, for real.

11Moses was like, "Listen up fam, today we gotta talk."

12These peeps gonna vibe on Mount Gerizim to bless everyone when y'all cross the Jordan: Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Joseph, and Benjamin.

13And these ones gonna chill on Mount Ebal to throw some shade; Reuben, Gad, Asher, Zebulun, Dan, and Naphtali.

14The Levites gonna speak up loud and proud to all the dudes in Israel.

15Yo, cursed be anyone who makes a statue or image, total sus move against the Lord, that’s just whack. And the crowd's like, "Amen."

16Cursed be the one who disses their dad or mom. And everyone’s like, "Amen."

17Cursed be the dude who moves his neighbor’s boundary line. And all the peeps shout, "Amen."

18Cursed be the one who leads the blind off the path. And the people say, "Amen."

19Cursed be the one who messes with the judgment for the outsider, the orphans, and the widows. And the crowd's like, "Amen."

20Cursed be the one who gets with their dad's wife; that’s just wild. And all the people say, "Amen."

21Yo, if you vibe with any beast, that's cursed energy. Everyone's like, "Amen."

22If you’re out here with your sis, that’s sus, fam. Everyone’s like, "Amen."

23If you chill with your mother-in-law like that, that’s cursed, no cap. Everyone's like, "Amen."

24If you sneak attack your neighbor, that's savage behavior. Everyone's like, "Amen."

25If you take cash to take out an innocent, that’s straight up cursed, fr. Everyone's like, "Amen."

26If you don’t keep it 100 with these laws, that’s on you, fam. Everyone's like, "Amen."

1And Moses with the elders of Israel commanded the people, saying, Keep all the commandments which I command you this day.

2And it shall be on the day when ye shall pass over Jordan unto the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee, that thou shalt set thee up great stones, and plaister them with plaister:

3And thou shalt write upon them all the words of this law, when thou art passed over, that thou mayest go in unto the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee, a land that floweth with milk and honey; as the Lord God of thy fathers hath promised thee.

4Therefore it shall be when ye be gone over Jordan, that ye shall set up these stones, which I command you this day, in mount Ebal, and thou shalt plaister them with plaister.

5And there shalt thou build an altar unto the Lord thy God, an altar of stones: thou shalt not lift up any iron tool upon them.

6Thou shalt build the altar of the Lord thy God of whole stones: and thou shalt offer burnt offerings thereon unto the Lord thy God:

7And thou shalt offer peace offerings, and shalt eat there, and rejoice before the Lord thy God.

8And thou shalt write upon the stones all the words of this law very plainly.

9And Moses and the priests the Levites spake unto all Israel, saying, Take heed, and hearken, O Israel; this day thou art become the people of the Lord thy God.

10Thou shalt therefore obey the voice of the Lord thy God, and do his commandments and his statutes, which I command thee this day.

11And Moses charged the people the same day, saying,

12These shall stand upon mount Gerizim to bless the people, when ye are come over Jordan; Simeon, and Levi, and Judah, and Issachar, and Joseph, and Benjamin:

13And these shall stand upon mount Ebal to curse; Reuben, Gad, and Asher, and Zebulun, Dan, and Naphtali.

14And the Levites shall speak, and say unto all the men of Israel with a loud voice,

15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the Lord, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.

16Cursed be he that setteth light by his father or his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.

17Cursed be he that removeth his neighbour’s landmark. And all the people shall say, Amen.

18Cursed be he that maketh the blind to wander out of the way. And all the people shall say, Amen.

19Cursed be he that perverteth the judgment of the stranger, fatherless, and widow. And all the people shall say, Amen.

20Cursed be he that lieth with his father’s wife; because he uncovereth his father’s skirt. And all the people shall say, Amen.

21Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

22Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.

23Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law. And all the people shall say, Amen.

24Cursed be he that smiteth his neighbour secretly. And all the people shall say, Amen.

25Cursed be he that taketh reward to slay an innocent person. And all the people shall say, Amen.

26Cursed be he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do them. And all the people shall say, Amen.