Gen Z: 2 Chronicles 32
1After all this went down, Sennacherib, the king of Assyria, pulled up on Judah and set up camp against the cities, thinking he could flex on them.
2When Hezekiah peeped that Sennacherib was rolling in to throw down against Jerusalem,
3He hit up his crew and the strong dudes to block the water sources outside the city, and they totally had his back.
4So a whole squad gathered to stop all the fountains and the stream running through the land, saying, "Why let the kings of Assyria pull up and find mad water?"
5He also leveled up, fixing the broken wall, raising it to the towers, building another wall outside, and made a ton of darts and shields.
6He put captains in charge of the squad, gathered everyone at the city gate, and gave them a pep talk, saying,
7"Stay strong and brave, don’t sweat the king of Assyria or his whole crew: we got more on our side than he does."
8He’s got the flesh squad; we got the Lord our God backing us up, ready to fight our battles. And the people were vibing with Hezekiah’s words.
9After that, Sennacherib sent his homies to Jerusalem (while he was busy laying siege at Lachish with his whole crew) to Hezekiah and all Judah in Jerusalem, saying,
10"Sennacherib, king of Assyria, asks: What are you trusting in while you’re stuck in a siege in Jerusalem?"
11Yo, Hezekiah ain't tryna get you to just chill and die from hunger and thirst, saying, "Our God will totally save us from the Assyrian king," right?
12Didn't Hezekiah wipe out his high places and altars, telling Judah and Jerusalem, "Y'all gotta worship at one altar and burn incense there"?
13You don't know what me and my fam did to all those other peeps? Were their gods able to save them from my squad?
14Which of the gods from those nations my fam wrecked could save their people from me? Your God ain't got the rizz to save you either.
15So don’t let Hezekiah fool you or convince you otherwise, don’t even believe him: no god from any nation could save their crew from me or my fam, so your God ain't saving you either.
16And his squad kept talking smack about the Lord God and Hezekiah.
17He even sent letters trash-talking the Lord God of Israel, saying, "Just like the gods of other nations couldn't save their peeps, neither can Hezekiah's God save his people."
18Then they yelled loud in the Jews' language to the folks in Jerusalem on the wall, trying to scare them and mess with their vibes to take the city.
19They were trash-talking the God of Jerusalem, just like they did with the gods of the earth, which are just made by human hands.
20Because of all this, King Hezekiah and the prophet Isaiah, son of Amoz, prayed and cried out to heaven.
21And the Lord sent an angel, cutting down all the goated warriors and leaders in the Assyrian camp. Dude went back home, totally shook. When he hit up his god's crib, his own fam took him out with the sword.
22So the Lord came through for Hezekiah and the Jerusalem squad, saving them from Sennacherib and all the other threats, guiding them all the way.
23A bunch of peeps brought gifts to the Lord in Jerusalem and showed love to Hezekiah, so he became a big deal in the eyes of all the nations from then on.
24Back in the day, Hezekiah was seriously sick and prayed to the Lord; God spoke to him and dropped a sign.
25But Hezekiah didn’t show love back for all the good stuff God did for him; his heart got too big, so mad vibes hit him, Judah, and Jerusalem.
26Still, Hezekiah kept it humble for his pride, along with the Jerusalem squad, so God’s anger didn’t hit them during Hezekiah’s reign.
27Hezekiah had mad riches and respect; he flexed with treasuries full of silver, gold, precious stones, spices, shields, and all kinds of dope jewels.
28He also built storehouses for all the corn, wine, and oil; plus, he had stables for all kinds of animals and pens for flocks.
29On top of that, he scored cities and tons of herds and flocks, 'cause God blessed him with mad resources.
30This same Hezekiah also blocked the upper water supply of Gihon and rerouted it straight to the west side of David's city. Hezekiah was thriving in everything he did.
31So, when the Babylonian peeps hit him up to ask about the crazy stuff going down, God dipped for a minute to see what was really good in his heart.
32Now, all the cool things Hezekiah did, for real, they’re in the vision of Isaiah, the prophet dude, and in the book of the kings of Judah and Israel.
33Hezekiah passed away and got laid to rest in the flyest tombs of David’s fam, and all of Judah and Jerusalem showed mad respect at his funeral. Then his son Manasseh took over.