Gen Z: Zephaniah 2
1Yo, squad up, 'cause this nation ain't wanted, for real.
2Before the drama kicks off, before the vibes go sour, before the Lord's anger hits hard, you better watch out.
3Seek the Lord, all you chill peeps out there, who’ve done right; chase after what’s good, stay humble: you might just be safe when the Lord's anger drops.
4Gaza's getting ghosted, and Ashkelon’s a total wreck: they’re gonna kick out Ashdod at noon, and Ekron’s getting uprooted.
5Big oof to the coast dwellers, the Cherethites! The Lord's got beef with you; Canaan, land of the Philistines, I’m about to wipe you out, no one’s gonna live there.
6The coast is gonna be chill spots for shepherds and their flocks, straight up cozy vibes.
7The coast’s gonna be for the last crew of Judah; they’ll munch there: in Ashkelon, they’ll crash at night, 'cause the Lord’s got their back and will free them.
8Heard the Moab drama and the Ammon shade they threw at my peeps, acting all tough against them.
9So, as I live, says the Lord, the God of Israel, Moab's about to be like Sodom, and the Ammon kids like Gomorrah, just a wasteland: my people will come for them, and the leftovers will own them.
10This is their karma for flexing on the Lord’s crew, straight up prideful.
11The Lord’s gonna be a big deal for them: He’ll starve all the fake gods out there; everyone will worship Him, even from their own corners, all the islands too.
12You Ethiopians, get ready, my sword's coming for you.
13He’s gonna stretch out His hand to the north, wipe out Assyria, and turn Nineveh into a ghost town, dry as a desert.
14And flocks will chill in the middle of it, all the wild animals: even the cormorant and the bittern will hang out in the rafters; their sounds will echo in the windows; it’s all desolate at the doorsteps: He’s gonna expose the cedar work.
15This was the party city that was living carefree, saying, “I’m the only one that matters”: now it’s a ghost town, just a place for animals to crash! Everyone passing by will hiss and wave their hands in disbelief.