Gen Z: Numbers 33
1These are the vibes of the kids of Israel, who bounced out of Egypt with their squad led by Moses and Aaron.
2Moses jotted down their moves as per the Lord’s orders: these are their journeys as they dipped out.
3They peaced out from Rameses in the first month, on the fifteenth day; right after Passover, the kids of Israel flexed hard in front of all the Egyptians.
4The Egyptians were busy burying all their firstborn, which the Lord had taken out; He also dropped some serious judgments on their gods.
5The kids of Israel dipped from Rameses and set up camp in Succoth.
6Then they bounced from Succoth and camped in Etham, which is on the edge of the wild.
7They moved on from Etham and turned back to Pi–hahiroth, right in front of Baal–zephon, and pitched up before Migdol.
8They left Pi–hahiroth and cruised through the sea into the wild, going three days in the wilderness of Etham, and set up camp in Marah.
9They left Marah and rolled up to Elim: and in Elim, there were twelve lit fountains of water and seventy palm trees; they pitched there.
10They bounced from Elim and camped by the Red Sea.
11They bounced from the Red Sea and set up camp in the wilderness of Sin. Vibes.
12Then they dipped outta the wilderness of Sin and camped in Dophkah. Bet.
13They ghosted from Dophkah and pitched their tents in Alush.
14They rolled out from Alush and set up at Rephidim, where there was no water to drink. Savage.
15They peaced out from Rephidim and camped in the wilderness of Sinai.
16They left the desert of Sinai and pitched at Kibroth–hattaavah. Lit.
17They bounced from Kibroth–hattaavah and set up at Hazeroth.
18They dipped from Hazeroth and camped in Rithmah.
19They peaced out from Rithmah and set up at Rimmon–parez.
20They rolled out from Rimmon–parez and pitched in Libnah.
21They dipped from Libnah and set up camp at Rissah.
22Then they bounced from Rissah and pitched at Kehelathah.
23Next, they rolled from Kehelathah and camped at mount Shapher.
24They peaced out from mount Shapher and vibed at Haradah.
25Then they left Haradah and set up shop at Makheloth.
26They moved on from Makheloth and chilled at Tahath.
27They jetted from Tahath and pitched at Tarah.
28They bounced from Tarah and set up at Mithcah.
29They cruised from Mithcah and camped at Hashmonah.
30Finally, they dipped from Hashmonah and vibed at Moseroth.
31They bounced from Moseroth and set up camp in Bene–jaakan.
32Then they dipped from Bene–jaakan and pitched at Hor–hagidgad.
33Next, they rolled out from Hor–hagidgad and camped in Jotbathah.
34They peaced out from Jotbathah and set up at Ebronah.
35After that, they left Ebronah and camped at Ezion–gaber.
36They bounced from Ezion–gaber and pitched in the wilderness of Zin, aka Kadesh.
37Then they moved on from Kadesh and camped at mount Hor, right on the edge of Edom.
38Aaron the priest went up mount Hor by God’s orders and passed away there, in the 40th year after the Israelites left Egypt, on the first day of the fifth month.
39Aaron was 123 years old when he passed on at mount Hor.
40King Arad the Canaanite, living down south in Canaan, heard the Israelites were rolling in.
41They bounced from mount Hor and set up camp in Zalmonah.
42Then they dipped from Zalmonah and pitched in Punon.
43After that, they rolled out from Punon and set up in Oboth.
44They left Oboth and camped in Ije–abarim, right on the Moab border.
45Next, they peaced out from Iim and pitched in Dibon–gad.
46They moved from Dibon–gad and chilled in Almon–diblathaim.
47Then they bounced from Almon–diblathaim and set up in the mountains of Abarim, before Nebo.
48They dipped from the mountains of Abarim and pitched in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.
49They set up by Jordan, from Beth–jesimoth all the way to Abel–shittim in the plains of Moab.
50And the Lord hit up Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho, saying,
51Yo, tell the squad of Israel, when you cross over Jordan into the land of Canaan, it’s lit.
52You gotta kick out all the peeps living there, smash their idols, and tear down their high spots, no cap.
53You’ll take over the land and chill there, 'cause I’ve hooked you up with this land to own it.
54Split the land by lot for your fams: the more you got, the more land you get; the less you got, the less land you get. Everyone gets what their lot lands on, based on your fam tribes.
55But if you don’t kick out the locals, they’re gonna be a pain in your eyes and sides, straight up annoying you in your new digs.
56Plus, I’m gonna do to you what I was planning to do to them, fr.