Gen Z: Numbers 2
1And the Lord hit up Moses and Aaron, saying,
2Every dude from Israel’s crew should chill by their own flag, repping their fam's vibe: far off from the tabernacle, that’s where they’ll camp out.
3On the east side, where the sun pops up, the squad of Judah’s camp will set up shop, with Nahshon, Amminadab’s kid, as the captain of Judah’s crew.
4His squad and the count of them was 74,600.
5Next to him, it’s the tribe of Issachar: Nethaneel, Zuar’s son, is the captain of Issachar’s peeps.
6His crew and the count was 54,400.
7Then comes the tribe of Zebulun: Eliab, Helon’s son, is the captain of Zebulun’s gang.
8His crew and the count was 57,400.
9All the peeps counted in Judah’s camp were 186,400, and they’re the first to roll out.
10On the south side, it’s the standard of Reuben’s camp according to their squads: Elizur, Shedeur’s son, is the captain of Reuben’s crew.
11His crew was 46,500 strong, no cap.
12The tribe of Simeon rolls out, led by Shelumiel, son of Zurishaddai.
13His squad was 59,300 deep, fr.
14Next up, the tribe of Gad, with Eliasaph, son of Reuel, leading the charge.
15His crew totaled 45,650, straight up.
16Reuben's camp was stacked with 150,450 in total, ready to pop off.
17The tabernacle's rolling with the Levites at the center, moving out with the squad, each dude in his spot.
18Ephraim's camp is on the west side, led by Elishama, son of Ammihud.
19His crew had 40,500 vibing together.
20Manasseh's tribe is up next, with Gamaliel, son of Pedahzur, at the helm.
21His crew was thirty-two thousand two hundred, no cap.
22Then we got Benjamin, and the rizz master is Abidan, son of Gideoni.
23His squad was thirty-five thousand four hundred, straight up.
24Ephraim’s camp counted a hundred thousand eight thousand one hundred, all vibes. They’re rolling out third in line.
25Dan’s banner is north side with their crew: captain Ahiezer, son of Ammishaddai, goated.
26His squad was sixty-two thousand seven hundred, periodt.
27Rolling with him is Asher: captain Pagiel, son of Ocran, just vibing.
28His crew was forty-one thousand five hundred, bussin.
29Then we got Naphtali, with captain Ahira, son of Enan, lit.
30His squad was fifty-three thousand four hundred, fr.
31The squad in Dan was like 157,600 deep. They’re rolling out last with their flags, no cap.
32These are the peeps counted from Israel’s fams: all the camps together hit 603,550.
33But the Levites were left out of the count, just like God told Moses, fr.
34The Israelites did what the Lord told Moses: they set up camp with their flags and bounced out, each crew rolling with their fams.