Gen Z: Numbers 1
1God hit up Moses in the Sinai desert, chillin' in the tabernacle, on day one of month two, two years after they bounced from Egypt, saying,
2Count up all the peeps in Israel, by fams and their dads’ houses, every dude by their names, no cap;
3From twenty and up, all the homies ready to roll into battle in Israel: you and Aaron gotta count them by their squads.
4And there’s gonna be one dude from each tribe; every one’s the head of their fam.
5Here are the names of the guys rolling with you: from Reuben, it’s Elizur, son of Shedeur.
6From Simeon, it’s Shelumiel, son of Zurishaddai.
7From Judah, it’s Nahshon, son of Amminadab.
8From Issachar, it’s Nethaneel, son of Zuar.
9From Zebulun, it’s Eliab, son of Helon.
10From Joseph’s kids: Ephraim’s got Elishama, son of Ammihud; Manasseh’s got Gamaliel, son of Pedahzur.
11From Benjamin; Abidan, son of Gideoni, no cap.
12From Dan; Ahiezer, son of Ammishaddai, lit.
13From Asher; Pagiel, son of Ocran, vibes.
14From Gad; Eliasaph, son of Deuel, fr.
15From Naphtali; Ahira, son of Enan, periodt.
16These were the squad of the congregation, heads of their tribes, goated vibes in Israel.
17Moses and Aaron pulled up with these guys, names on deck.
18They gathered everyone on the first day of the second month, flexing their family tree, no cap.
19Just like the Lord told Moses, he counted them in the Sinai desert, savage.
20And the kids of Reuben, Israel's OG son, were counted by their fams, all the guys from twenty and up ready to pop off for war.
21The squad from Reuben was 46,500 strong. That's some serious rizz.
22For Simeon's fam, counting the guys over 20 who could pop off in battle, they were stacked.
23Simeon’s crew was 59,300. Major vibes.
24Gad’s peeps were also counted, all the dudes over 20 ready to roll into war.
25Gad's numbers hit 45,650. Straight bussin'.
26Judah's fam got counted too, all the guys over 20 who could flex in battle.
27Judah’s squad totaled 74,600. That’s lit!
28Issachar’s crew was counted, all the guys over 20 who could go hard in war.
29Issachar’s numbers were 54,400. No cap!
30Zebulun's fam was counted too, all the guys over 20 ready to get it.
31The squad from Zebulun was 57,400 strong. That's some serious rizz.
32The fam from Joseph, specifically Ephraim, had their crew counted from 20 and up, all ready to pop off in battle.
33Ephraim's tribe had 40,500 members. Straight up lit.
34Manasseh's crew was also counted, with their fams and all, from 20 and up, ready to roll out to war.
35Manasseh's tribe was 32,200 deep. No cap.
36Benjamin's kids were counted by their fams, from 20 and older, all set to go to war.
37Benjamin's tribe had 35,400 in total. That's bussin'.
38Dan's crew got counted too, by their fams, from 20 and up, all ready to fight.
39Dan's tribe was 62,700 strong. Savage numbers.
40Asher's fam was counted, from 20 and up, all ready to go to war.
41The squad from Asher was 41,500 strong, no cap.
42The kids from Naphtali, counting their fams, were ready to pop off for war if you were 20 and up.
43The crew from Naphtali added up to 53,400, straight up.
44Moses, Aaron, and the twelve homies counted them all, each repping their fam.
45The whole Israel squad that could go to war was counted, 20 and older, periodt.
46Total headcount was 603,550, that’s bussin.
47But the Levites? They weren’t in the mix, just vibing.
48God hit up Moses with a message, fr.
49Just don’t count the Levi tribe, keep them outta the Israel totals, bet.
50Instead, the Levites are in charge of the tabernacle and all its gear, they got that responsibility, ya feel?
51When the tabernacle's gotta move, the Levites pack it up, and when it's time to set it up, they pop off and do their thing. Anyone who rolls up wrong? Straight up outta here, no cap.
52The Israelites set up their tents, each fam chillin' by their own spot, reppin' their own crew, all across the camp.
53But the Levites keep it real around the tabernacle, making sure there's no bad vibes for the Israelites, holding it down for the testimony.
54The Israelites followed all the vibes the Lord dropped on Moses, and they did it, periodt.