Gen Z: Micah 5
1Yo, gather up, fam! The squad is coming for us, and they’re about to smack the judge of Israel like, no cap.
2But you, Bethlehem Ephratah, you may be small in Judah, yet outta you, the ultimate ruler is coming, like, fr.
3He’s gonna let them chill for a bit until the one in labor drops the baby: then the homies will roll back to Israel.
4He’s gonna stand strong and flex in the Lord’s power, and they’ll vibe with him, ‘cause he’s gonna be great everywhere, periodt.
5This dude is gonna bring peace when the Assyrian rolls into our hood: we’ll have seven shepherds and eight main guys ready to pop off.
6They’ll wreck Assyria with the sword, and Nimrod’s land too: he’ll save us from the Assyrian when he comes in our space.
7The remnant of Jacob will be like dew from the Lord, just chillin’ among a lot of peeps, no waiting for anyone.
8And the remnant of Jacob will be among the nations like a lion in the wild, tearing it up, and no one can stop him.
9Your hand's gonna be raised against your haters, and all your enemies are getting cut off, bet.
10On that day, says the Lord, I’m taking away your horses and destroying your rides, no doubt.
11I’ll wipe out the cities in your land and tear down all your strongholds, straight up.
12I’m cutting out the witchcraft from your hands; you won’t have any more fortune tellers, no cap.
13I’ll get rid of your carved idols and all those standing images; you won’t be worshipping your own creations anymore.
14I’ll pull out your groves from among you; gotta destroy your cities too, fr.
15I’m bringing vengeance in anger and fury on the nations, stuff they haven’t even heard about.