Gen Z: Matthew 11
1So, Jesus finished giving his squad the 411 and dipped to teach and preach in their towns.
2John, stuck in prison, heard about Christ’s moves and sent two of his homies.
3He was like, "Yo, are you the one we’ve been waiting for, or should we keep it moving?"
4Jesus hit them with, "Go tell John what you see and hear, fam."
5Blind peeps get their sight back, the lame are strolling, lepers be clean, deaf folks hear, dead rise up, and the poor get the good news.
6And blessed is anyone who ain’t trippin’ over me.
7As they bounced, Jesus started talking to the crowd about John, asking, "What did you go out to the wild to see? A reed swaying in the breeze?"
8But seriously, what were you expecting? A dude in fancy clothes? Those peeps are chilling in palaces.
9So, what did you go out for? A prophet? Bet, he’s more than just a prophet.
10This is the guy they wrote about: "I’m sending my messenger ahead of you to get your path ready."
11For real, no cap, John the Baptist is the GOAT, but even the least in heaven is vibin' higher than him.
12Since John, the kingdom of heaven's been under pressure, and the hypebeasts are taking it by force.
13All the prophets and the law were dropping knowledge until John rolled up.
14If you catch the vibes, this is Elijah, the one everyone was waiting for.
15If you got ears, listen up, fam.
16How do I even describe this generation? It's like kids chilling in the market, calling out to each other.
17They're like, "We played you a jam, but you didn't dance; we brought the feels, but you didn’t cry."
18John was out here not eating or drinking, and they were like, "Dude's sus, he’s got a devil."
19The Son of Man came through eating and drinking, and they were like, "Yo, this guy's a total foodie and hangs with the sinners." But wisdom's got her crew.
20Then He started calling out the cities where He did most of His lit work, 'cause they just wouldn’t vibe with Him.
21Yo, Chorazin and Bethsaida, y’all are sus! If the wild stuff I did for you happened in Tyre and Sidon, they would've been like, “My bad,” in sackcloth and ashes, fr.
22But for real, I’m telling you, Tyre and Sidon gonna have it easier on judgment day than you.
23And you, Capernaum, thinking you’re all that, gonna get knocked down to hell: if the dope works I did in you happened in Sodom, it would still be poppin’ today.
24For real, it’ll be easier for Sodom on judgment day than for you, periodt.
25At that moment, Jesus was like, “Thanks, Dad, Lord of heaven and earth, for keeping this wisdom from the know-it-alls and spilling the tea to the little ones.”
26For real, Dad: this was lit in your eyes.
27Everything’s been handed to me by my Father: no one knows the Son but the Father; and no one knows the Father except the Son and whoever the Son chooses to show him to, no cap.
28Slide into my DMs if you’re tired and weighed down, and I’ll hook you up with some rest.
29Take my vibes upon you and learn from me; I’m chill and humble at heart: you’ll find peace for your souls, fr.
30My vibes are easy, and my load is light, no cap.