1He dipped from there and rolled back to his hometown; his squad followed him, no cap.

2When the Sabbath hit, he started dropping knowledge in the synagogue, and everyone was shook, like, "Where's this dude getting all this wisdom and power?"

3Isn’t this just the carpenter, Mary’s kid, bro of James, Joses, and Judas? And his sisters are chilling here too? They were low-key offended.

4But Jesus was like, "A prophet gets no love in his own hood, with his fam, or at home."

5He couldn’t flex any big miracles there, just laid hands on a few sick peeps and healed them, fr.

6He was mind-blown by their lack of faith. Then he bounced around the villages, teaching.

7He called up the twelve and started sending them out in pairs, giving them the power to handle unclean spirits.

8And he told them to take nothing for the trip, just a staff; no snacks, no cash, no bread, nothing.

9Just rock some sandals and don’t bring two jackets, periodt.

10He said, "Wherever you crash, stay there until you dip from that spot."

11If they ain't vibing with you or listening, just shake the dust off your kicks as a flex against them. No cap, it's gonna be easier for Sodom and Gomorrah on judgment day than for that city.

12They dipped out and told everyone to repent, like, for real.

13They kicked out a ton of demons, slathered oil on the sick, and healed them. Straight up bussin'.

14King Herod caught wind of him; his name was popping off everywhere. He thought John the Baptist was back from the dead, and that's why all the crazy stuff was happening.

15Some were like, "Yo, it's Elijah!" Others were saying he’s a prophet or one of the prophets.

16But when Herod heard the tea, he was like, "It's John, the dude I had beheaded; he's back from the dead."

17Herod had already snatched John up and locked him up because of Herodias, his bro Philip's wifey: he had married her, no cap.

18John told Herod straight up, "It's not cool for you to have your brother's wife."

19So, Herodias was mad at him and wanted him gone, but she couldn't pull it off.

20Herod was lowkey scared of John, knowing he was a righteous dude, and he kept an eye on him; when he heard him, he was all about it and even did a lot of stuff he said.

21So, it was Herod's b-day, and he threw this lit party for all his high-ups in Galilee.

22Then Herodias' daughter rolled in, danced, and totally vibed with Herod and his crew, so he was like, "Ask me anything, and I got you."

23He even swore, "Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you, even half my kingdom, no cap."

24She bounced out and asked her mom, "What should I ask for?" And her mom was like, "The head of John the Baptist, periodt."

25She rushed back to the king and said, "I want the head of John the Baptist on a platter, like, right now."

26The king was super bummed, but he couldn’t go back on his word in front of his guests, so he had to go with it.

27Right away, the king sent a dude to execute John and he got beheaded in prison.

28They brought the head on a platter and gave it to the girl, and she took it to her mom.

29When John's disciples heard the news, they came and picked up his body, laying it in a tomb.

30The apostles gathered around Jesus and spilled all the tea on what they did and taught.

31Jesus was like, "Yo, let’s dip to a chill spot and vibe for a bit, 'cause it’s been nonstop and y’all haven’t even had a snack."

32So they bounced to a remote place by boat, just keeping it lowkey.

33The crowd peeped them leaving, and a bunch of folks knew who he was, so they ran from all over to catch up.

34When Jesus stepped out, he saw a huge crowd and felt all the feels for them, 'cause they were lost like sheep without a squad: so he started dropping knowledge.

35As the day was winding down, his crew came to him, saying, "This place is dead, and it’s way past snack time."

36They were like, "Just send them off to the nearby towns so they can grab some food, 'cause they’re starving."

37He hit them with, "Nah, you feed them." And they were like, "Should we really go buy two hundred bucks worth of bread for this crew?"

38He asked, "How many loaves you got? Go check." They came back, "Five loaves and two fish."

39Then he told them to have everyone sit down on the green grass, just chilling.

40So they settled down in groups, like hundreds and fifties, just vibing together.

41So, he grabbed five loaves and two fish, looked up to the sky, blessed it, broke the bread, and handed it to his crew to serve. The fish? He split it up for everyone, no cap.

42They all feasted and were totally full, vibes.

43They picked up twelve baskets of leftovers, straight up bussin.

44And like, around five thousand dudes ate those loaves, no doubt.

45Right after, he told his squad to hop in the boat and bounce to the other side before Bethsaida while he sent the crowd away, lit.

46After sending them off, he dipped to a mountain to pray, fr.

47When evening hit, the boat was chilling in the middle of the sea, and he was solo on land.

48He saw them struggling to row 'cause the wind was acting sus; around the fourth watch of the night, he walked on the sea to them, ready to pass by.

49But when they peeped him walking on the water, they thought he was a ghost and freaked out.

50They all saw him and were shook, but he was like, "Chill, it's me; don’t be scared," periodt.

51He hopped on the boat with them, and the wind chill just ghosted. They were shook, like, "What just happened?"

52They totally missed the bread miracle, 'cause their hearts were like, no cap, hard as rocks.

53After they crossed over, they hit up Gennesaret and pulled up to the shore.

54As soon as they stepped off the boat, they recognized him, like, "OMG, it's him!"

55They sprinted through the whole area, grabbing beds for the sick peeps wherever they knew he was.

56Wherever he went, whether it was villages or cities, they laid the sick in the streets, begging to just touch his clothes, and anyone who did got healed, fr.

1And he went out from thence, and came into his own country; and his disciples follow him.

2And when the sabbath day was come, he began to teach in the synagogue: and many hearing him were astonished, saying, From whence hath this man these things? and what wisdom is this which is given unto him, that even such mighty works are wrought by his hands?

3Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him.

4But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, but in his own country, and among his own kin, and in his own house.

5And he could there do no mighty work, save that he laid his hands upon a few sick folk, and healed them.

6And he marvelled because of their unbelief. And he went round about the villages, teaching.

7And he called unto him the twelve, and began to send them forth by two and two; and gave them power over unclean spirits;

8And commanded them that they should take nothing for their journey, save a staff only; no scrip, no bread, no money in their purse:

9But be shod with sandals; and not put on two coats.

10And he said unto them, In what place soever ye enter into an house, there abide till ye depart from that place.

11And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

12And they went out, and preached that men should repent.

13And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.

14And king Herod heard of him; (for his name was spread abroad:) and he said, That John the Baptist was risen from the dead, and therefore mighty works do shew forth themselves in him.

15Others said, That it is Elias. And others said, That it is a prophet, or as one of the prophets.

16But when Herod heard thereof, he said, It is John, whom I beheaded: he is risen from the dead.

17For Herod himself had sent forth and laid hold upon John, and bound him in prison for Herodias’ sake, his brother Philip’s wife: for he had married her.

18For John had said unto Herod, It is not lawful for thee to have thy brother’s wife.

19Therefore Herodias had a quarrel against him, and would have killed him; but she could not:

20For Herod feared John, knowing that he was a just man and an holy, and observed him; and when he heard him, he did many things, and heard him gladly.

21And when a convenient day was come, that Herod on his birthday made a supper to his lords, high captains, and chief estates of Galilee;

22And when the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee.

23And he sware unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.

24And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist.

25And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist.

26And the king was exceeding sorry; yet for his oath’s sake, and for their sakes which sat with him, he would not reject her.

27And immediately the king sent an executioner, and commanded his head to be brought: and he went and beheaded him in the prison,

28And brought his head in a charger, and gave it to the damsel: and the damsel gave it to her mother.

29And when his disciples heard of it, they came and took up his corpse, and laid it in a tomb.

30And the apostles gathered themselves together unto Jesus, and told him all things, both what they had done, and what they had taught.

31And he said unto them, Come ye yourselves apart into a desert place, and rest a while: for there were many coming and going, and they had no leisure so much as to eat.

32And they departed into a desert place by ship privately.

33And the people saw them departing, and many knew him, and ran afoot thither out of all cities, and outwent them, and came together unto him.

34And Jesus, when he came out, saw much people, and was moved with compassion toward them, because they were as sheep not having a shepherd: and he began to teach them many things.

35And when the day was now far spent, his disciples came unto him, and said, This is a desert place, and now the time is far passed:

36Send them away, that they may go into the country round about, and into the villages, and buy themselves bread: for they have nothing to eat.

37He answered and said unto them, Give ye them to eat. And they say unto him, Shall we go and buy two hundred pennyworth of bread, and give them to eat?

38He saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? go and see. And when they knew, they say, Five, and two fishes.

39And he commanded them to make all sit down by companies upon the green grass.

40And they sat down in ranks, by hundreds, and by fifties.

41And when he had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all.

42And they did all eat, and were filled.

43And they took up twelve baskets full of the fragments, and of the fishes.

44And they that did eat of the loaves were about five thousand men.

45And straightway he constrained his disciples to get into the ship, and to go to the other side before unto Bethsaida, while he sent away the people.

46And when he had sent them away, he departed into a mountain to pray.

47And when even was come, the ship was in the midst of the sea, and he alone on the land.

48And he saw them toiling in rowing; for the wind was contrary unto them: and about the fourth watch of the night he cometh unto them, walking upon the sea, and would have passed by them.

49But when they saw him walking upon the sea, they supposed it had been a spirit, and cried out:

50For they all saw him, and were troubled. And immediately he talked with them, and saith unto them, Be of good cheer: it is I; be not afraid.

51And he went up unto them into the ship; and the wind ceased: and they were sore amazed in themselves beyond measure, and wondered.

52For they considered not the miracle of the loaves: for their heart was hardened.

53And when they had passed over, they came into the land of Gennesaret, and drew to the shore.

54And when they were come out of the ship, straightway they knew him,

55And ran through that whole region round about, and began to carry about in beds those that were sick, where they heard he was.

56And whithersoever he entered, into villages, or cities, or country, they laid the sick in the streets, and besought him that they might touch if it were but the border of his garment: and as many as touched him were made whole.