1They rolled up to the other side of the sea, straight into the land of the Gadarenes.

2As soon as he stepped off the boat, this dude with a wild vibe from the tombs came at him.

3Bro was living in the tombs; no one could tie him down, not even with chains, fr.

4He had been tied up before, but he just broke free like it was nothing; no one could handle him.

5Always, day and night, he was in the mountains and tombs, screaming and cutting himself with rocks, no cap.

6But when he spotted Jesus from a distance, he sprinted over and worshipped him, lit.

7He shouted loud, "What’s good, Jesus, Son of the most high God? Please don’t mess with me!"

8Jesus told him, "Get out of the man, you unclean spirit."

9Jesus asked him, "What’s your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion, 'cause there’s a whole squad in me."

10He begged Jesus a lot, asking him not to send them away from the land.

11So there were mad pigs chillin' by the mountains, just vibin' and eatin'.

12All the demons were like, "Yo, send us into the pigs so we can bounce in there."

13Jesus was like, "Bet," and the unclean spirits dipped into the pigs, and they straight-up ran off a cliff into the sea, like, two thousand of 'em, and got wrecked.

14The pig herders freaked out and ran to the city and the countryside, telling everyone what just went down.

15They came to Jesus and saw the dude who was possessed, now chillin' and dressed right, and they were shook.

16Those who saw it spilled the tea about what happened to the possessed guy and the pigs.

17They started begging him to bounce outta their area.

18When he hopped in the boat, the guy who got freed from the demons was like, "Please let me roll with you."

19But Jesus was like, "Nah fam, go back to your crew and tell them all the lit stuff the Lord did for you and how he showed you love."

20So he dipped and started spreading the word in Decapolis about all the amazing things Jesus did for him, and everyone was straight-up amazed.

21So Jesus pulls up on the other side of the sea, and mad people show up to vibe with him.

22Then this dude, Jairus, who’s like a big deal at the synagogue, sees him and just drops to his feet, no cap.

23He’s like, “My little girl is on her last leg; please come through and lay your hands on her so she can bounce back.”

24Jesus is like, “Bet,” and a whole crowd rolls with him, all hyped.

25Then there’s this woman who’s been dealing with a blood issue for twelve years, straight up savage.

26She’s tried everything and spent all her cash, but nothing worked; it just got worse, fr.

27When she heard about Jesus, she slid through the crowd and touched his clothes.

28She thought, “If I can just touch his drip, I’ll be healed.”

29Right away, her blood flow stopped, and she felt that she was healed from that struggle.

30Jesus, knowing that some good vibes had left him, turned around and asked, “Who just touched my drip?”

31The squad was like, "Yo, there's a whole crowd around you, and you wanna know who touched you? That's sus."

32He looked around, trying to spot the one who pulled that move.

33But the woman, shook and scared, knowing what went down, came and dropped all the tea in front of him.

34He said, "Daughter, your faith is goated; just vibe in peace and be free from your issues."

35While he was still talking, some peeps from the synagogue boss's crib came through, saying, "Your daughter is gone; why bother the Master anymore?"

36As soon as Jesus heard that, he told the synagogue ruler, "Chill, just believe, no cap."

37He only let Peter, James, and John roll with him, keeping it tight.

38He got to the synagogue boss's house and saw the chaos, with people crying and wailing hard.

39When he walked in, he was like, "Why all this drama? The girl ain't dead, she's just napping."

40They straight-up laughed at him. But he kicked them all out, took the girl's parents, and went to where she was chilling.

41He grabbed the girl’s hand and said, “Talitha cumi,” which means, “Yo, girl, get up.”

42And she popped up and walked, 'cause she was only twelve. Everyone was shook, like, “No cap, this is wild!”

43He told them to keep it on the low and said to get her some food, 'cause she was hungry.

1And they came over unto the other side of the sea, into the country of the Gadarenes.

2And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit,

3Who had his dwelling among the tombs; and no man could bind him, no, not with chains:

4Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.

5And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones.

6But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,

7And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.

8For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.

9And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

10And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country.

11Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding.

12And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.

13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in the sea.

14And they that fed the swine fled, and told it in the city, and in the country. And they went out to see what it was that was done.

15And they come to Jesus, and see him that was possessed with the devil, and had the legion, sitting, and clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.

16And they that saw it told them how it befell to him that was possessed with the devil, and also concerning the swine.

17And they began to pray him to depart out of their coasts.

18And when he was come into the ship, he that had been possessed with the devil prayed him that he might be with him.

19Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee.

20And he departed, and began to publish in Decapolis how great things Jesus had done for him: and all men did marvel.

21And when Jesus was passed over again by ship unto the other side, much people gathered unto him: and he was nigh unto the sea.

22And, behold, there cometh one of the rulers of the synagogue, Jairus by name; and when he saw him, he fell at his feet,

23And besought him greatly, saying, My little daughter lieth at the point of death: I pray thee, come and lay thy hands on her, that she may be healed; and she shall live.

24And Jesus went with him; and much people followed him, and thronged him.

25And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years,

26And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse,

27When she had heard of Jesus, came in the press behind, and touched his garment.

28For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole.

29And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in her body that she was healed of that plague.

30And Jesus, immediately knowing in himself that virtue had gone out of him, turned him about in the press, and said, Who touched my clothes?

31And his disciples said unto him, Thou seest the multitude thronging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched me?

32And he looked round about to see her that had done this thing.

33But the woman fearing and trembling, knowing what was done in her, came and fell down before him, and told him all the truth.

34And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

35While he yet spake, there came from the ruler of the synagogue’s house certain which said, Thy daughter is dead: why troublest thou the Master any further?

36As soon as Jesus heard the word that was spoken, he saith unto the ruler of the synagogue, Be not afraid, only believe.

37And he suffered no man to follow him, save Peter, and James, and John the brother of James.

38And he cometh to the house of the ruler of the synagogue, and seeth the tumult, and them that wept and wailed greatly.

39And when he was come in, he saith unto them, Why make ye this ado, and weep? the damsel is not dead, but sleepeth.

40And they laughed him to scorn. But when he had put them all out, he taketh the father and the mother of the damsel, and them that were with him, and entereth in where the damsel was lying.

41And he took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha cumi; which is, being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise.

42And straightway the damsel arose, and walked; for she was of the age of twelve years. And they were astonished with a great astonishment.

43And he charged them straitly that no man should know it; and commanded that something should be given her to eat.