Gen Z: Leviticus 27
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses, like,
2"Tell the fam of Israel, when a dude makes a vow, it’s all about the Lord, you feel me?"
3"For the guys, if they’re 20 to 60, you’re lookin' at 50 shekels of silver, no cap."
4"But for the girls, it’s just 30 shekels, fam."
5"If they’re between 5 and 20, the guys are 20 shekels, and the girls are 10, fr."
6"For the little ones, from a month to 5 years, the guys are 5 shekels, and the girls are 3, periodt."
7"If they’re 60 and up, the guys are 15 shekels, and the girls are 10, lit."
8"If he’s broke and can’t hit your estimate, he just needs to roll up to the priest, and the priest will figure it out based on what he can do."
9"And if it’s an animal for the Lord, whatever someone gives is straight-up holy."
10"Don’t switch it up, no trading good for bad or bad for good; if you swap beasts, both gotta be holy, no cap."
11If it’s a sus beast and no sacrifice is made to the Lord, then dude needs to show the beast to the priest, fr.
12The priest's gotta check the vibes, good or bad: however you rate it, that’s how it be.
13But if he wants to redeem it, he’s gotta add a fifth of its value, no cap.
14When a guy makes his house holy for the Lord, the priest's gotta estimate it, good or bad: whatever the priest says, that’s the deal.
15If the guy who made it holy wants to get his house back, he’s gotta add a fifth of the cash to your estimate, and it’s his, periodt.
16If a dude makes part of his field holy for the Lord, the estimate’s based on the seeds: an homer of barley seeds is worth fifty shekels of silver, lit.
17If he makes his field holy during the jubilee year, it stands according to your estimate, bet.
18But if he does it after the jubilee, the priest's gonna calculate the cash based on the remaining years until the jubilee, and it’ll be less than your estimate.
19If the guy who made the field holy wants to redeem it, he’s gotta add a fifth of the cash to your estimate, and it’s guaranteed to him.
20If he doesn’t wanna redeem the field, or if he sells it to someone else, it’s not coming back, no cap.
21But the field during the jubilee is all about that holy vibe for the Lord, like, it’s totally devoted; the priests get the goods.
22If someone dedicates a field they bought to the Lord, and it’s not from their own land,
23The priest will give them the worth based on the jubilee year, and that’s straight-up holy for the Lord.
24In the jubilee year, the field goes back to the original owner, like, that’s just how it rolls.
25All your valuations gotta match the sanctuary shekel: twenty gerahs equal one shekel, no cap.
26Only the firstborn of the animals, which are the Lord’s, can’t be dedicated by anyone; whether it’s an ox or a sheep, it’s all the Lord’s.
27If it’s an unclean animal, redeem it based on your estimation and add a fifth; if not redeemed, it’s getting sold based on your price.
28But nothing dedicated to the Lord from all that a person has, whether it’s humans or animals or land, can be sold or redeemed; every devoted thing is super holy to the Lord.
29Nothing dedicated by people can be redeemed; it’s gonna be put to death, fr.
30And all the tithe of the land, whether it’s seeds or fruit, belongs to the Lord: it’s holy for the Lord, periodt.
31If a dude wants to redeem any of his tithes, he’s gotta add a fifth on top. No cap.
32And for the tithe of the herd or flock, whatever goes under the rod, the tenth is straight-up holy to the Lord. Periodt.
33He ain’t gotta check if it’s good or bad, no swaps allowed; if he does switch it up, both the original and the switch are holy and can’t be redeemed.
34These are the rules the Lord gave to Moses for the squad of Israel on Mount Sinai. Lit.