1God hit up Moses and Aaron, saying, "Yo, listen up."

2Tell the squad of Israel, "These are the animals you can munch on from all the beasts on the earth."

3If it has a split hoof and chews cud, that's your go-to snack.

4But don't eat these: camels chew cud but don’t split hooves; they’re sus for you.

5Same with coneys; they chew cud but don’t split hooves, so they’re unclean, fam.

6Hares are in the same boat; they chew cud but don’t split hooves, so skip them.

7Pigs split hooves but don’t chew cud; they’re a no-go for you, no cap.

8Don’t eat their meat or touch their dead bodies; they’re unclean, periodt.

9You can eat whatever’s in the water that has fins and scales; that's lit.

10Anything without fins and scales in the water is a hard pass; it’s an abomination, fr.

11Those animals are straight up sus; don’t munch on their meat, their vibes are off.

12If it’s got no fins or scales in the water, that’s a hard pass, fam.

13Here’s the list of birds you gotta avoid; they’re total abominations: eagle, ossifrage, and ospray, no cap.

14Also, the vulture and the kite, keep them off your plate.

15Every raven is a no-go, just saying.

16The owl, night hawk, cuckoo, and hawk? Yeah, they’re all sus too.

17Little owl, cormorant, and great owl? No thanks, not for you.

18Swans, pelicans, and gier eagles? Total abomination, fam.

19Storks, herons, lapwings, and bats? Just don’t even think about it.

20Any birds that crawl on all fours? Straight up a no from me, chief.

21Yo, you can munch on every flying critter that hops around on four legs, straight vibin' on the earth.

22For real, you can eat these: locusts, bald locusts, beetles, and grasshoppers, all in their own lane.

23But like, any other flying critters with four feet? Major sus, don’t touch those.

24If you touch any of these, you’re unclean, fam, until the evening vibes hit.

25And if you carry any of their carcasses, better wash those clothes, you’ll be unclean until the evening too.

26Any beast that splits the hoof but ain't cloven-footed or chews cud? Straight unclean for you, fr.

27If it walks on paws, any beast on four legs is unclean, so if you touch their carcass, you’ll be unclean till evening.

28If you carry their carcass, wash your threads, and you’ll be unclean till evening: they’re unclean for you.

29Also, these creeping things are unclean: weasels, mice, and tortoises, all in their own vibe.

30Plus ferrets, chameleons, lizards, snails, and moles, all chillin' in the unclean squad.

31These critters are sus for you; if you touch them when they're dead, you’re unclean until the evening, no cap.

32Whatever they touch when dead is also unclean; if it’s wood, clothes, or bags, just toss it in water and it’s still unclean until evening; then it’s all good.

33If any of them fall into a clay pot, everything in it is unclean; you gotta break that pot, fam.

34Any food that gets touched by that water is unclean; drinks in those vessels? Also unclean, fr.

35Anything that their dead body touches is unclean; whether it's an oven or stove, just break it down, it’s savage to keep.

36But a fountain or pit with fresh water is clean; just don’t let it touch their dead body, that’s sus.

37If any part of their dead body falls on seeds meant for planting, those seeds are clean, periodt.

38But if water gets on those seeds and then their dead body falls on it, it’s unclean for you, bet.

39If any animal you can eat dies, whoever touches that dead body is unclean until evening, no cap.

40Whoever eats from that dead body has to wash their clothes and will be unclean until evening; same goes for anyone carrying it, fr.

41All them creepy crawlers on the earth? Major sus, don’t eat that.

42If it slithers on its belly or has four legs, just know it’s a no-go; that’s abomination vibes.

43Don’t catch those bad vibes from any creepy thing, keep it clean, fam.

44I'm the Lord your God, so keep it holy, fr; no creepy crawlers allowed in your life.

45I brought you outta Egypt to be your God, so stay holy, 'cause I’m holy, periodt.

46This is the whole vibe check for beasts, birds, and all living things in the water and on land.

47Time to know what's clean and what's sus, like what you can eat and what you can’t.

1And the Lord spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

2Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.

3Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

4Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

5And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

6And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

7And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

8Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

13And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

14And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

15Every raven after his kind;

16And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,

17And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

18And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

19And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

20All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

21Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;

22Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

23But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.

24And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the carcase of them shall be unclean until the even.

25And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

26The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.

27And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even.

28And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto you.

29These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,

30And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.

31These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even.

32And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed.

33And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it.

34Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every such vessel shall be unclean.

35And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean, and shall be unclean unto you.

36Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean.

37And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed which is to be sown, it shall be clean.

38But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you.

39And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even.

40And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even.

41And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten.

42Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination.

43Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.

44For I am the Lord your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

45For I am the Lord that bringeth you up out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy.

46This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every creature that creepeth upon the earth:

47To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not be eaten.