Leviticus 10

Gen Z: Leviticus 10

1Nadab and Abihu, Aaron's sons, pulled out their censers, lit them up, and threw some incense on there, but they offered sus fire that God didn’t vibe with.

2Then fire from the Lord popped off and totally consumed them, and they were like, “peace out” right there.

3Moses hit up Aaron, saying, “This is what the Lord meant when He said He wants to be respected by those who roll up to Him, and He’ll flex before everyone.” Aaron just stayed quiet, no cap.

4Moses called Mishael and Elzaphan, Aaron's uncle’s kids, and was like, “Yo, come grab your bros from the sanctuary and take them outta the camp.”

5So they rolled up and carried them out in their coats, just like Moses told them to do.

6Moses told Aaron, Eleazar, and Ithamar, “Don’t mess with your heads or rip your clothes; you’ll catch heat and everyone else will too. Just let your fam, the whole Israel crew, mourn the fire the Lord started.”

7“And don’t dip out from the tabernacle door, or you’ll be done for: the Lord’s anointing oil is on you.” They followed Moses’ orders, fr.

8Then the Lord hit up Aaron with a message, saying,

9“Don’t sip on wine or strong drinks, you and your sons, when you roll into the tabernacle, or you’ll be outta here: this is a forever rule for your fam.”

10“And you gotta know the difference between holy and sus, and between clean and unclean; that’s the vibe.”

11“Teach the Israel kids all the rules the Lord dropped through Moses.”

12Moses told Aaron, Eleazar, and Ithamar, “Take the leftover meat from the fire offerings and munch on it without leaven by the altar; it’s super holy.”

13“You gotta eat it in the holy spot, 'cause it’s your share and your sons’ share from the Lord’s fire sacrifices; that’s how it’s gotta be.”

14“The wave breast and heave shoulder should be eaten in a clean place; you, your sons, and your daughters can chow down on it, ‘cause it’s your share from the peace offerings of Israel.”

15“The heave shoulder and wave breast should be brought with the fire offerings of the fat, to wave it before the Lord; it’s yours and your sons’ forever, as the Lord said.”

16Moses was on the hunt for the goat from the sin offering, but it was burnt, and he was mad at Eleazar and Ithamar, saying,

17“Why didn’t you eat the sin offering in the holy spot? It’s super holy, and God gave it to you to carry the congregation’s sins and make things right.”

18“The blood wasn’t brought into the holy place: y’all should’ve eaten it there, like I said.”

19Aaron said to Moses, “Today, they offered their sin and burnt offerings before the Lord; this stuff happened to me, and if I had eaten the sin offering today, would it have been accepted by the Lord?”

20When Moses heard that, he was chill with it.

KJV: Leviticus 10

1And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the Lord, which he commanded them not.

2And there went out fire from the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord.

3Then Moses said unto Aaron, This is it that the Lord spake, saying, I will be sanctified in them that come nigh me, and before all the people I will be glorified. And Aaron held his peace.

4And Moses called Mishael and Elzaphan, the sons of Uzziel the uncle of Aaron, and said unto them, Come near, carry your brethren from before the sanctuary out of the camp.

5So they went near, and carried them in their coats out of the camp; as Moses had said.

6And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the Lord hath kindled.

7And ye shall not go out from the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: for the anointing oil of the Lord is upon you. And they did according to the word of Moses.

8And the Lord spake unto Aaron, saying,

9Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:

10And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

11And that ye may teach the children of Israel all the statutes which the Lord hath spoken unto them by the hand of Moses.

12And Moses spake unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons that were left, Take the meat offering that remaineth of the offerings of the Lord made by fire, and eat it without leaven beside the altar: for it is most holy:

13And ye shall eat it in the holy place, because it is thy due, and thy sons’ due, of the sacrifices of the Lord made by fire: for so I am commanded.

14And the wave breast and heave shoulder shall ye eat in a clean place; thou, and thy sons, and thy daughters with thee: for they be thy due, and thy sons’ due, which are given out of the sacrifices of peace offerings of the children of Israel.

15The heave shoulder and the wave breast shall they bring with the offerings made by fire of the fat, to wave it for a wave offering before the Lord; and it shall be thine, and thy sons’ with thee, by a statute for ever; as the Lord hath commanded.

16And Moses diligently sought the goat of the sin offering, and, behold, it was burnt: and he was angry with Eleazar and Ithamar, the sons of Aaron which were left alive, saying,

17Wherefore have ye not eaten the sin offering in the holy place, seeing it is most holy, and God hath given it you to bear the iniquity of the congregation, to make atonement for them before the Lord?

18Behold, the blood of it was not brought in within the holy place: ye should indeed have eaten it in the holy place, as I commanded.

19And Aaron said unto Moses, Behold, this day have they offered their sin offering and their burnt offering before the Lord; and such things have befallen me: and if I had eaten the sin offering to day, should it have been accepted in the sight of the Lord?

20And when Moses heard that, he was content.

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