Gen Z: Leviticus 10
1Nadab and Abihu, Aaron's sons, pulled out their censers, lit them up, and threw some incense on there, but they offered sus fire that God didn’t vibe with.
2Then fire from the Lord popped off and totally consumed them, and they were like, “peace out” right there.
3Moses hit up Aaron, saying, “This is what the Lord meant when He said He wants to be respected by those who roll up to Him, and He’ll flex before everyone.” Aaron just stayed quiet, no cap.
4Moses called Mishael and Elzaphan, Aaron's uncle’s kids, and was like, “Yo, come grab your bros from the sanctuary and take them outta the camp.”
5So they rolled up and carried them out in their coats, just like Moses told them to do.
6Moses told Aaron, Eleazar, and Ithamar, “Don’t mess with your heads or rip your clothes; you’ll catch heat and everyone else will too. Just let your fam, the whole Israel crew, mourn the fire the Lord started.”
7“And don’t dip out from the tabernacle door, or you’ll be done for: the Lord’s anointing oil is on you.” They followed Moses’ orders, fr.
8Then the Lord hit up Aaron with a message, saying,
9“Don’t sip on wine or strong drinks, you and your sons, when you roll into the tabernacle, or you’ll be outta here: this is a forever rule for your fam.”
10“And you gotta know the difference between holy and sus, and between clean and unclean; that’s the vibe.”
11“Teach the Israel kids all the rules the Lord dropped through Moses.”
12Moses told Aaron, Eleazar, and Ithamar, “Take the leftover meat from the fire offerings and munch on it without leaven by the altar; it’s super holy.”
13“You gotta eat it in the holy spot, 'cause it’s your share and your sons’ share from the Lord’s fire sacrifices; that’s how it’s gotta be.”
14“The wave breast and heave shoulder should be eaten in a clean place; you, your sons, and your daughters can chow down on it, ‘cause it’s your share from the peace offerings of Israel.”
15“The heave shoulder and wave breast should be brought with the fire offerings of the fat, to wave it before the Lord; it’s yours and your sons’ forever, as the Lord said.”
16Moses was on the hunt for the goat from the sin offering, but it was burnt, and he was mad at Eleazar and Ithamar, saying,
17“Why didn’t you eat the sin offering in the holy spot? It’s super holy, and God gave it to you to carry the congregation’s sins and make things right.”
18“The blood wasn’t brought into the holy place: y’all should’ve eaten it there, like I said.”
19Aaron said to Moses, “Today, they offered their sin and burnt offerings before the Lord; this stuff happened to me, and if I had eaten the sin offering today, would it have been accepted by the Lord?”
20When Moses heard that, he was chill with it.