Gen Z: Job 41
1Can you even hook a leviathan? Or pull its tongue with a cord? That's sus.
2You think you can stick a hook in its nose? Or pierce its jaw with a thorn? No cap.
3Will he beg you for mercy? Or talk sweet to you? That's a hard pass.
4Will he make a deal with you? You wanna keep him as your pet forever? Periodt.
5You tryna play with him like he’s a bird? Or tie him up for your girls? That's savage.
6Are your crew gonna feast on him? Split him between the merchants? That's wild.
7Can you fill his skin with sharp stuff? Or hit his head with fish spears? That's a stretch.
8Just touch him, remember the fight, and don’t go there again. Fr.
9Look, hoping for him is a waste: just seeing him is enough to scare anyone.
10No one’s brave enough to mess with him: who can stand up to me then?
11Who's gonna front on me? Everything under the sky is mine, no cap.
12I ain't hiding his vibes, his power, or his sick looks, fr.
13Who can even see the fit he’s rocking? Like, who’s got the rizz to approach him?
14Who can even open his face? His teeth are straight-up savage.
15His scales are pure flex, locked up tight like a close seal.
16They’re so tight, not even a breeze can slide through, periodt.
17They’re stuck together, can’t break apart, that's just facts.
18When he sneezes, it’s like a light show, and his eyes shine like dawn.
19From his mouth, flames are popping off, and sparks are busting out.
20Smoke comes from his nostrils, like a pot boiling over, fr.
21His breath sparks fire, and flames just vibe outta his mouth.
22His neck's got mad strength, and all the sad feels turn into joy when he’s around.
23His flesh is like a solid squad: they stick together and can’t be moved.
24His heart's as tough as a rock; no cap, it’s like a millstone.
25When he flexes, the strong get shook: they gotta purify themselves, fr.
26No sword can touch him; spears and darts just bounce off like whatever.
27He sees iron as light work, and brass is just old news.
28Arrows can’t make him dip; rocks just turn to dust when he’s around.
29Darts are like dust to him: he just laughs at the shaking spear.
30Sharp stones are under him: he spreads out the pointy stuff on the ground.
31He makes the deep bubble like a hot pot: the sea's vibin' like a chill ointment.
32He lights up a path behind him; you'd think the deep was all frosty and stuff.
33Ain't nobody like him on Earth, he's got no fear, fr.
34He sees all the high things: he's the king over all the prideful peeps.