Gen Z: Jeremiah 27
1In the beginning of Jehoiakim's reign, God hit up Jeremiah with a word, saying,
2God was like, "Yo, make some bonds and yokes, and rock them on your neck,"
3And send them to the kings of Edom, Moab, Ammon, Tyre, and Sidon, through the messengers who roll up to Zedekiah, king of Judah;
4And tell them to say to their bosses, "This is what the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, says; here's the message for your masters:"
5I created the earth, the people, and the animals on it, with my epic power and stretched-out arm, and gave it to whoever I wanted, no cap.
6Now, I've given all these lands to Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon, my dude; even the beasts of the field are his to vibe with.
7All nations will serve him, and his son, and his grandson, until his time is up; then many nations and big kings will serve themselves of him.
8If a nation or kingdom won’t serve Nebuchadnezzar, the king of Babylon, and won’t put their necks under his yoke, I’ll punish them, says the Lord, with the sword, famine, and pestilence, until they’re wiped out by his hand.
9So don’t listen to your prophets, diviners, dreamers, enchanters, or sorcerers, who tell you, "You won’t serve the king of Babylon:"
10They’re just spitting lies to keep you away from your land; I’ll drive you out, and you’ll be done for.
11But the nations that put their neck under Babylon’s yoke and serve him, I’ll let them chill in their own land, says the Lord; they can farm it and live there.
12I also told Zedekiah, king of Judah, everything I just said: "Put your necks under Babylon’s yoke, serve him and his crew, and you’ll survive."
13Why would you and your people want to go down by the sword, famine, and pestilence, like God said about the nation that won’t serve Babylon?
14So don’t listen to the prophets who say, "You won’t serve the king of Babylon:" they’re just lying to you.
15I didn’t send them, says the Lord, yet they’re out here lying in my name; they want to drive you out and have you perish, along with the prophets who are lying to you.
16I also told the priests and everyone else, "This is what the Lord says; don’t listen to your prophets who say the Lord’s stuff is coming back from Babylon soon: they’re just lying."
17Don’t listen to them; serve the king of Babylon and live: why should this city be destroyed?
18But if they’re really prophets and the Lord’s word is with them, let them make intercession to the Lord of hosts, so the stuff left in the Lord’s house and the king of Judah’s house doesn’t end up in Babylon.
19For this is what the Lord of hosts says about the pillars, the sea, the bases, and the leftover vessels in this city,
20Which Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon, didn’t take when he took Jeconiah, son of Jehoiakim, king of Judah, from Jerusalem to Babylon, along with all the nobles of Judah and Jerusalem;
21Yeah, this is what the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, says about the vessels left in the Lord’s house and in the king of Judah’s and Jerusalem’s houses;
22They’ll be taken to Babylon, and they’ll chill there until the day I visit them, says the Lord; then I’ll bring them back and restore them to this place.