Gen Z: Hosea 1
1The word from the Lord hit up Hosea, son of Beeri, back in the days of those kings like Uzziah and Hezekiah, and Jeroboam too. Major vibes.
2So, the Lord told Hosea, "Yo, go get yourself a wifey from the streets and some kids too, 'cause the land is wildin' and left me hanging."
3He rolled out and snagged Gomer, the daughter of Diblaim; she got pregnant and popped out a son.
4God was like, "Name him Jezreel, 'cause soon I’m gonna get back at Jehu’s fam for the bloodshed, and the kingdom of Israel is donezo."
5On that day, I’m breaking Israel’s bow in the Jezreel valley, no cap.
6She got pregnant again and had a daughter. God told him, "Name her Lo–ruhamah, 'cause I ain't showing mercy to Israel anymore; they’re out."
7But I’ll still show mercy to Judah, saving them through their God, not with weapons or battles, just straight up vibes.
8Once she was done nursing Lo–ruhamah, she got pregnant again and had a son.
9Then God said, "Name him Lo–ammi, 'cause you’re not my peeps, and I’m not your God."
10But the kids of Israel will be as countless as the sand on the beach, and where it was said, "You’re not my people," it’ll flip to "You’re the sons of the living God."
11Then Judah and Israel's kids will link up, pick one leader, and bounce outta the land; it’s gonna be a lit day for Jezreel.