Gen Z: Genesis 36
1So, fam, these are the fam vibes of Esau, aka Edom.
2Esau got hitched to some Canaanite queens; Adah, daughter of Elon the Hittite, and Aholibamah, daughter of Anah from the Hivite crew.
3And don't forget Bashemath, daughter of Ishmael, who’s Nebajoth's sis.
4Adah popped out Eliphaz, and Bashemath gave birth to Reuel;
5Aholibamah had Jeush, Jaalam, and Korah: these are Esau's squad that he had while chillin' in Canaan.
6Esau rolled out with his wives, kids, and crew, along with all his livestock and stuff he scored in Canaan, and dipped away from his bro Jacob.
7Their wealth was too much for them to vibe together; the land was too sus to handle all their animals.
8So, Esau set up shop in mount Seir: yeah, Esau is Edom.
9And these are the family vibes of Esau, the OG of the Edomites in mount Seir:
10Here’s the squad of Esau's sons; Eliphaz, son of Adah, and Reuel, son of Bashemath, his wife.
11Eliphaz's squad was Teman, Omar, Zepho, Gatam, and Kenaz. Major vibes.
12Timna was Eliphaz's sidekick; she had Amalek for him. Those are the kids of Adah, Esau’s wifey.
13Reuel's crew? Nahath, Zerah, Shammah, and Mizzah. They’re the sons of Bashemath, Esau’s wifey.
14Aholibamah, Esau's queen, had Jeush, Jaalam, and Korah. Family vibes for real.
15These are the top dogs from Esau's fam: Eliphaz’s firstborn squad, duke Teman, duke Omar, duke Zepho, and duke Kenaz, no cap.
16Duke Korah, duke Gatam, and duke Amalek too. They came from Eliphaz in Edom, all sons of Adah.
17Reuel's gang? Duke Nahath, duke Zerah, duke Shammah, duke Mizzah; they’re the Edom dukes, sons of Bashemath.
18Aholibamah’s boys? Duke Jeush, duke Jaalam, duke Korah. They came from Aholibamah, Esau’s wifey, periodt.
19Esau's kids are the ones called Edom, and these are their dukes.
20Seir the Horite's crew inhabited the land: Lotan, Shobal, Zibeon, and Anah.
21Yo, Dishon, Ezer, and Dishan are the top dogs of the Horites, the fam of Seir in Edom.
22Lotan's kids were Hori and Hemam; his sis was Timna, no cap.
23Shobal's crew was Alvan, Manahath, Ebal, Shepho, and Onam, straight up.
24Zibeon's kids? Ajah and Anah. This Anah was the one who found mules in the wild while lookin' after Zibeon's donkeys.
25Anah's kids are Dishon and Aholibamah, his daughter.
26Dishon's squad includes Hemdan, Eshban, Ithran, and Cheran, fr.
27Ezer's kids? Bilhan, Zaavan, and Akan, lit.
28Dishan's kids are Uz and Aran, periodt.
29These are the big shots from the Horites: duke Lotan, duke Shobal, duke Zibeon, duke Anah,
30duke Dishon, duke Ezer, duke Dishan: the whole squad of dukes from Hori in the land of Seir.
31So, like, these are the kings who ruled Edom before Israel had their own king. Major vibes.
32Bela, son of Beor, was the king of Edom, and his city was called Dinhabah. Lit.
33Bela kicked the bucket, and Jobab, son of Zerah from Bozrah, took over.
34Then Jobab died, and Husham from Temani was next up. No cap.
35Husham passed away, and Hadad, son of Bedad, who wrecked Midian in Moab, became king. His city? Avith.
36Hadad died, and then Samlah of Masrekah ruled after him.
37Samlah died too, and Saul from Rehoboth by the river took his spot.
38Saul was out, and Baal-hanan, son of Achbor, stepped in.
39Baal-hanan died, and then Hadar ruled, with his city called Pau. His wifey was Mehetabel, daughter of Matred. Savage.
40These are the dukes from Esau's fam: Timnah, Alvah, Jetheth, and you know the rest. Periodt.
41Duke Aholibamah, Duke Elah, Duke Pinon, all vibin' together.
42Duke Kenaz, Duke Teman, Duke Mibzar, just chillin' in the crew.
43Duke Magdiel, Duke Iram: these are the Edom squad leaders, reppin' Esau, the big boss of the Edomites.