Gen Z: Ezekiel 4
1Yo, son of man, grab a tile and put it down, then sketch out the city, like Jerusalem, no cap.
2Set up a siege, build a fort, and throw up a ramp; camp out against it and bring the battering rams, this is gonna pop off.
3Also, take an iron pan and use it as a wall between you and the city; face it, it's getting besieged, and this is a sign for Israel, fr.
4Lay on your left side and take on the sins of Israel; however long you chill there, that’s how long you bear their iniquity, periodt.
5I've laid on you their sins for 390 days; you'll carry the weight of Israel's iniquity, that's savage.
6When you wrap that up, switch to your right side and bear the sins of Judah for 40 days, each day equals a year, bet.
7Set your face towards the siege of Jerusalem, your arm's gonna be exposed, and you'll prophesy against it, lit.
8Just so you know, I’m gonna tie you up, and you can’t switch sides until the siege days are done, no cap.
9Also, grab some wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and fitches; throw them in one container and make bread for 390 days, that’s what you’re eating.
10Your meat's gotta be weighed out, 20 shekels a day; you’ll eat it whenever, no stress.
11You’ll drink water measured out, like a sixth of an hin; sip it from time to time, fr.
12Eat it like barley cakes, but bake it using human dung in front of everyone, that’s wild.
13The Lord said, "This is how Israel’s gonna eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles where I send them, no cap."
14I was like, "Ah Lord God! My soul’s been clean; I've never eaten anything that died on its own or was ripped apart, no sus food in my mouth."
15Then He said, "I’m giving you cow dung instead of human dung, and you’ll use it to prep your bread, bet."
16He said, "Son of man, I’m breaking the bread supply in Jerusalem; they’ll eat by weight and be careful, and drink water measured out, it’s gonna be a vibe."
17They’ll be short on bread and water, shocked at each other, and waste away because of their iniquity, fr.