1And the word of the Lord slid into my DMs, saying,

2Yo, son of man, set your vibes against Gog, the land of Magog, the top dog of Meshech and Tubal, and prophesy against him,

3And say, "Listen up, this is what the Lord God says; I’m totally against you, Gog, the main dude of Meshech and Tubal:

4I’m about to turn you around, hook you up, and bring you out with your whole squad, all decked out in armor, like a lit army with shields and swords:

5Persia, Ethiopia, and Libya are with you; all of them rocking shields and helmets:

6Gomer and his crew; Togarmah’s house in the north, and all his peeps: and you got a big crowd with you.

7Get ready, and prep yourself, you and all your squad that’s gathering with you, and be a guard for them.

8After a minute, you’ll get a visit: in the future, you’ll roll into the land that’s been saved from the sword, gathered from all over, against the mountains of Israel, which have been empty for ages: but now they’re back from the nations, and everyone’s living safe.

9You’re gonna rise up like a storm, like a cloud covering the land, you and your crew, with tons of people with you.

10The Lord God says; it’s gonna happen that in that moment, thoughts will pop into your mind, and you’ll think some sus stuff:

11And you’ll say, “I’m gonna roll up to the chill villages; I’ll hit up those who are at peace, living safe, all of them without walls, no gates or bars,

12To grab some loot, and take a spoil; to hit up the empty spots that are now filled, and the people gathered from the nations, who’ve got cattle and goods, living in the land.

13Sheba, Dedan, and the merchants of Tarshish, with all the young lions, will be like, “You here to take some loot? Did you gather your crew to snag a spoil? To carry off silver and gold, to take away cattle and goods, to score big?”

14So, son of man, prophesy and tell Gog, “The Lord God says; when my people of Israel are chilling safe, you won’t even know it?

15You’re gonna come from your spot in the north, you and a big crew, all of you riding horses, a massive army:

16You’ll roll up against my people of Israel like a cloud covering the land; it’ll be in the later days, and I’ll bring you against my land, so the nations know me when I’m made holy in you, Gog, in front of their eyes.

17The Lord God says; are you the one I talked about before through my prophets of Israel, who said long ago that I’d bring you against them?

18It’s gonna go down when Gog comes against the land of Israel, says the Lord God, my fury is gonna rise up in my face.

19For in my jealousy and the fire of my wrath, I’ve spoken, for sure in that day there’s gonna be a massive shake-up in the land of Israel;

20So the fishes of the sea, the birds of the sky, the beasts of the field, and all the creeping things on the ground, and everyone on the earth will shake at my presence, and the mountains will crumble, and the steep places will fall, and every wall will hit the ground.

21I’ll call for a sword against him across all my mountains, says the Lord God: every dude’s sword will be against his bro.

22I’ll come at him with pestilence and blood; I’ll rain down on him, and his crew, and all the many people with him, a flood of rain, big hailstones, fire, and brimstone.

23This is how I’ll flex, and make myself known; and I’ll be recognized by many nations, and they’ll know that I am the Lord.

1And the word of the Lord came unto me, saying,

2Son of man, set thy face against Gog, the land of Magog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal, and prophesy against him,

3And say, Thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I am against thee, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal:

4And I will turn thee back, and put hooks into thy jaws, and I will bring thee forth, and all thine army, horses and horsemen, all of them clothed with all sorts of armour, even a great company with bucklers and shields, all of them handling swords:

5Persia, Ethiopia, and Libya with them; all of them with shield and helmet:

6Gomer, and all his bands; the house of Togarmah of the north quarters, and all his bands: and many people with thee.

7Be thou prepared, and prepare for thyself, thou, and all thy company that are assembled unto thee, and be thou a guard unto them.

8After many days thou shalt be visited: in the latter years thou shalt come into the land that is brought back from the sword, and is gathered out of many people, against the mountains of Israel, which have been always waste: but it is brought forth out of the nations, and they shall dwell safely all of them.

9Thou shalt ascend and come like a storm, thou shalt be like a cloud to cover the land, thou, and all thy bands, and many people with thee.

10Thus saith the Lord God; It shall also come to pass, that at the same time shall things come into thy mind, and thou shalt think an evil thought:

11And thou shalt say, I will go up to the land of unwalled villages; I will go to them that are at rest, that dwell safely, all of them dwelling without walls, and having neither bars nor gates,

12To take a spoil, and to take a prey; to turn thine hand upon the desolate places that are now inhabited, and upon the people that are gathered out of the nations, which have gotten cattle and goods, that dwell in the midst of the land.

13Sheba, and Dedan, and the merchants of Tarshish, with all the young lions thereof, shall say unto thee, Art thou come to take a spoil? hast thou gathered thy company to take a prey? to carry away silver and gold, to take away cattle and goods, to take a great spoil?

14Therefore, son of man, prophesy and say unto Gog, Thus saith the Lord God; In that day when my people of Israel dwelleth safely, shalt thou not know it?

15And thou shalt come from thy place out of the north parts, thou, and many people with thee, all of them riding upon horses, a great company, and a mighty army:

16And thou shalt come up against my people of Israel, as a cloud to cover the land; it shall be in the latter days, and I will bring thee against my land, that the heathen may know me, when I shall be sanctified in thee, O Gog, before their eyes.

17Thus saith the Lord God; Art thou he of whom I have spoken in old time by my servants the prophets of Israel, which prophesied in those days many years that I would bring thee against them?

18And it shall come to pass at the same time when Gog shall come against the land of Israel, saith the Lord God, that my fury shall come up in my face.

19For in my jealousy and in the fire of my wrath have I spoken, Surely in that day there shall be a great shaking in the land of Israel;

20So that the fishes of the sea, and the fowls of the heaven, and the beasts of the field, and all creeping things that creep upon the earth, and all the men that are upon the face of the earth, shall shake at my presence, and the mountains shall be thrown down, and the steep places shall fall, and every wall shall fall to the ground.

21And I will call for a sword against him throughout all my mountains, saith the Lord God: every man’s sword shall be against his brother.

22And I will plead against him with pestilence and with blood; and I will rain upon him, and upon his bands, and upon the many people that are with him, an overflowing rain, and great hailstones, fire, and brimstone.

23Thus will I magnify myself, and sanctify myself; and I will be known in the eyes of many nations, and they shall know that I am the Lord.