Gen Z: Ezekiel 30
1God hit me up again, saying,
2Yo, son of man, prophesy and say, "The Lord God is like, 'Y'all better vibe check this day!'"
3The day is coming, like, real close; the Lord's day is near, it's gonna be a cloudy vibe; time for the heathens to pop off.
4The sword's about to drop on Egypt, and Ethiopia's gonna feel the pain, 'cause the fallen will hit the ground hard, and they're gonna take away the squad, breaking down the whole setup.
5Ethiopia, Libya, Lydia, and all the mixed peeps, plus Chub, and the homies in the league, are gonna go down by the sword, no cap.
6The Lord's like, "Those who got Egypt's back are gonna fall too; her pride's going down, they’re falling from the tower of Syene by the sword, says the Lord God."
7They’re gonna be straight-up desolate in the lands that are already wrecked, and her cities will be in the middle of the wasted ones.
8They’ll know I’m the Lord when I light up Egypt, and all her crew gets wiped out.
9That day, messengers will roll out from me in ships to make those chill Ethiopians shook, and big pain's coming for them, just like in Egypt: it's on the way.
10The Lord God says, "I'm gonna make Egypt's crew disappear by the hands of Nebuchadrezzar, king of Babylon."
11He and his crew, the savage ones, are gonna roll in and wreck the land: they’ll pull out their swords on Egypt and it’s gonna be straight chaos, no cap.
12I’m gonna dry up the rivers and hand the land over to the wicked: turning it into a wasteland, all thanks to outsiders. I said what I said, periodt.
13God’s like, “I’m about to take out the idols and wipe their images from Noph; there won’t be any rulers left in Egypt, and I’m bringing the fear.”
14Pathros is gonna be a ghost town, and I’m lighting up Zoan; I’m dropping some serious judgments in No.
15I’m pouring my fury on Sin, Egypt’s stronghold; and No is about to get cut down to size.
16I’m setting Egypt on fire: Sin’s gonna feel the heat, No is gonna be torn apart, and Noph is gonna be struggling every day, fr.
17The young bloods from Aven and Pi–beseth are about to fall by the sword: these cities are going straight into captivity.
18At Tehaphnehes, it’s gonna get dark when I break the yokes of Egypt: her strength is gonna fade, and a cloud’s gonna cover her while her daughters go into captivity.
19I’m pulling off some major judgments in Egypt: they’ll know I’m the Lord, no doubt.
20So, in the eleventh year, first month, seventh day, the word of the Lord hits me, saying,
21Yo, I just snapped Pharaoh's arm, and it ain't getting fixed, no cap. Can't even hold a sword now.
22So God said, "Listen up, I'm coming for Pharaoh, breaking those strong arms, and his sword's gonna drop, fr."
23I'm gonna spread the Egyptians out like confetti among the nations, no doubt.
24I'm boosting Babylon's king, giving him my sword, but Pharaoh's arms? Straight up broken, and he'll be moaning like he's done for.
25I'm giving Babylon's king a power-up, while Pharaoh's arms hit the ground; they'll know I'm the Lord when my sword's in Babylon's hand, ready to flex on Egypt.
26I'm scattering the Egyptians everywhere, and they'll realize I'm the Lord, periodt.