Gen Z: Ezekiel 23
1God hit me up again, saying,
2Yo, there were two girls, the daughters of one mom:
3And they were wildin’ in Egypt; they were living it up in their youth: their vibes were strong, and they got wrecked in their innocence.
4The names were Aholah the older, and Aholibah her sis: they were mine, and they had sons and daughters. Their names were lit; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.
5Aholah was out here playing games when she was mine; she was all about her crushes, especially on the Assyrians next door,
6Who were dripped out in blue, captains and rulers, all of them fine young men, riding horses like it’s a movie.
7So she got down with them, all the chosen guys from Assyria, and with everyone she was obsessed with: she got sus with all their idols.
8She didn’t even ditch her past from Egypt: in her youth, they were all over her, and they messed with her innocence, pouring their vibes on her.
9So I let her go to her lovers, to the Assyrians she was into.
10They exposed her: they took her kids and killed her with the sword: and she became the talk of the town among women; they served her justice.
11Aholibah saw what was poppin', and she was even more sus in her love than her sis, going wild with her whoredoms.
12She was all about those Assyrian vibes, obsessing over the fly captains and rulers lookin’ fresh, with horsemen that were total snack goals.
13I peeped that she was messed up, and they were all on the same wavelength.
14She was just out here increasing her whoredoms; when she saw those guys painted on the wall, the Chaldeans looked so lit.
15Decked out in dope fits and headgear, all of them were like princes, just vibing like the Babylonians from their homeland.
16As soon as she laid eyes on them, she was all about it and sent messengers to Chaldea, no cap.
17The Babylonians rolled up to her love bed, and they got all up in her whoredom, leaving her totally polluted and her mind drifting away.
18So she was like, "Check out my whoredoms," and showed off her nakedness; then I was like, "Nah, I'm out," just like I was with her sister.
19Yet she kept multiplying her whoredoms, reminiscing about her wild youth when she was playing the field in Egypt.
20She was all about those lovers, whose flesh was like donkeys and whose game was like that of horses.
21Yo, remember when you were wildin' back in the day, getting played by the Egyptians? That was sus.
22So, Aholibah, listen up—God's about to send your exes at you from all sides, and it's gonna be a whole vibe.
23The Babylonians, Chaldeans, Pekod, Shoa, Koa, and all the Assyrians rollin' in like, "We the goated squad," all on horses and looking fly.
24They’re pulling up with chariots and a whole crew, ready to flex with shields and helmets, and God’s gonna set the rules for them to judge you, fr.
25I'm bringing my jealousy against you, and they're gonna be savage—taking your nose and ears, leaving you with nothing, and your fam's getting caught up too.
26They’re gonna strip you of your drip and snatch your jewels, no cap.
27I'm making your wild days stop, and you won't be checking for Egypt anymore, periodt.
28God’s saying, "I’m handing you over to those you can’t stand, the ones you’re all twisted about."
29They’re gonna treat you like trash, taking everything you worked for, leaving you exposed, and your shame's gonna be all out there.
30I’m doing this 'cause you chased after the heathens and got all mixed up with their idols.
31You’ve been vibing with your sis, so I’m serving you her cup, no cap.
32The Lord said, "You’re gonna chug your sister’s cup, it’s deep and wild: people gonna roast you hard, it’s packed."
33You’re gonna be lit with drunkenness and feels, sipping on shock and despair, that cup from your sis Samaria.
34You’ll drink it all, no waste, and break the pieces, even hurt yourself: I said it, for real, says the Lord.
35So the Lord is like, "Since you forgot me and tossed me aside, own your wildness and your shady moves."
36The Lord hit me up, "Yo, son of man, you gonna judge Aholah and Aholibah? Spill the tea on their mess."
37They’ve been cheating, blood on their hands, and with their idols, they’ve been unfaithful, even making their kids go through the fire, like, what?
38And this is how they’ve dissed me: they messed up my sanctuary that same day and disrespected my sabbaths.
39After they sacrificed their kids to their idols, they rolled up in my sanctuary that same day to mess it up; like, seriously, what are they doing in my house?
40Plus, you called for peeps from far away, and they came through after a messenger was sent; you got all cleaned up, did your eyes, and flexed with your bling.
41She’s chillin’ on a fancy bed, with a table all set up, got that incense and oil on deck.
42A whole squad was vibin’ with her, and they brought in Sabeans from the wild, flexin’ bracelets and dope crowns.
43I asked her, the one who’s been around, “Are they really gonna get down with her, and she with them?”
44But they still rolled in like they do with a total thot: that’s how they went in on Aholah and Aholibah, the wild ones.
45The righteous peeps gonna judge them like they do with the side chicks, ‘cause they’re out here being shady and got blood on their hands.
46For real, the Lord God’s like, “I’m sending a crew to handle them, and they gonna get wrecked.”
47That crew gonna stone them and go all out with swords; they’ll take out their kids and torch their houses.
48I’m about to end the wildness in the land, so all the ladies can learn not to act like you.
49They gonna hit you back with your own wildness, and you’ll carry the weight of your idols: you’ll know I’m the Lord God, no cap.