1Yo, the Lord told Moses, “Chop out two stone tablets like the first ones, and I’ll drop the same words on these that you smashed.”

2Get ready in the morning, and roll up to Mount Sinai to vibe with me at the top.

3No one’s allowed to roll up with you, and no peeps or animals should be seen around the mountain.

4So Moses chopped out two stone tablets like the first ones, got up early, and went up to Mount Sinai, just like the Lord said, holding the two tablets.

5The Lord showed up in a cloud and stood with him, flexing the name of the Lord.

6The Lord passed by and said, “The Lord, the Lord God, super chill and gracious, patient, and overflowing with goodness and truth, fr.”

7“Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving sin and wrongdoing, but don’t get it twisted; I won’t let the guilty slide; I’ll visit the mistakes of the parents on their kids and grandkids, up to the fourth generation.”

8Moses was like, “No cap,” and bowed down to the ground, worshipping hard.

9He said, “If I’ve found favor in your eyes, Lord, please roll with us; we’re a stubborn crew, so forgive our mess-ups and let us be your people.”

10The Lord said, “Check it, I’m making a covenant: I’ll do crazy wonders before all your peeps that haven’t been seen anywhere else, and everyone will peep the work of the Lord; it’s gonna be wild.”

11Yo, listen up! I’m kickin' out the Amorites, Canaanites, Hittites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites from your turf. Major vibes.

12Keep it 100 and don’t make deals with the locals where you’re rollin’, or it’ll backfire hard, no cap.

13You gotta smash their altars, break their idols, and chop down their groves. Pop off!

14For real, don’t worship any other gods; the Lord’s name is Jealous, and He’s got that savage energy.

15If you make deals with the locals, they’ll be out here chasing their gods, and you might end up munching on their sacrifices, periodt.

16And don’t be taking their daughters for your sons, 'cause they’ll end up chasing after their gods too. That’s sus.

17No molten gods for you, fam.

18Keep the feast of unleavened bread. Seven days of munching on unleavened bread, just like I told you, when you bounced from Egypt in Abib. Lit!

19Everything that pops out first is mine; every male firstborn among your livestock, whether it’s an ox or a sheep.

20But you gotta redeem the firstborn donkey with a lamb, or else you’re breaking its neck. All your firstborn sons need redeeming too, and no one should roll up to me empty-handed.

21Work for six days, but on day seven, you chill. Even during planting and harvest, you gotta rest, no cap.

22Throw a party for the feast of weeks, celebrating the first wheat harvest, and the end-of-year gathering vibes.

23Three times a year, all the guys gotta show up before the Lord God, the big boss of Israel.

24I’ll kick out the nations in front of you and make your area bigger; no one’s gonna want your land when you roll up to see the Lord three times a year.

25Don’t mix my sacrifice’s blood with yeast; also, don’t leave any leftover Passover feast till morning, that’s sus.

26Bring the first of your firstfruits to the Lord’s house. And no boiling a kid in its mom’s milk, that’s just savage.

27The Lord told Moses, "Write these words down: I made a covenant with you and Israel, periodt."

28He was chilling with the Lord for forty days and nights, no food or water. He wrote the covenant words, the ten commandments, straight fire.

29When Moses came down from Mount Sinai with the two tablets, he didn’t even know his face was glowing from talking with the Lord, that’s rizz.

30Aaron and all the Israelites saw Moses, and they were shook because his face was glowing; they were scared to get close, fr.

31Moses was like, "Yo, come through," and Aaron plus all the squad came back to him, and Moses dropped some knowledge.

32Then all the kids of Israel rolled up, and he hit them with the commandments that the Lord had told him on Mount Sinai.

33Moses finished chatting and threw a veil on his face, no cap.

34But when Moses bounced in front of the Lord to talk, he took the veil off until he dipped out. Then he came out and shared what he was told with the kids of Israel.

35The kids of Israel peeped Moses’ face glowing, so he put the veil back on until he went in to chat with the Lord again.

1And the Lord said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest.

2And be ready in the morning, and come up in the morning unto mount Sinai, and present thyself there to me in the top of the mount.

3And no man shall come up with thee, neither let any man be seen throughout all the mount; neither let the flocks nor herds feed before that mount.

4And he hewed two tables of stone like unto the first; and Moses rose up early in the morning, and went up unto mount Sinai, as the Lord had commanded him, and took in his hand the two tables of stone.

5And the Lord descended in the cloud, and stood with him there, and proclaimed the name of the Lord.

6And the Lord passed by before him, and proclaimed, The Lord, The Lord God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

7Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children’s children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

8And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshipped.

9And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance.

10And he said, Behold, I make a covenant: before all thy people I will do marvels, such as have not been done in all the earth, nor in any nation: and all the people among which thou art shall see the work of the Lord: for it is a terrible thing that I will do with thee.

11Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, I drive out before thee the Amorite, and the Canaanite, and the Hittite, and the Perizzite, and the Hivite, and the Jebusite.

12Take heed to thyself, lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land whither thou goest, lest it be for a snare in the midst of thee:

13But ye shall destroy their altars, break their images, and cut down their groves:

14For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:

15Lest thou make a covenant with the inhabitants of the land, and they go a whoring after their gods, and do sacrifice unto their gods, and one call thee, and thou eat of his sacrifice;

16And thou take of their daughters unto thy sons, and their daughters go a whoring after their gods, and make thy sons go a whoring after their gods.

17Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

18The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep. Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, as I commanded thee, in the time of the month Abib: for in the month Abib thou camest out from Egypt.

19All that openeth the matrix is mine; and every firstling among thy cattle, whether ox or sheep, that is male.

20But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb: and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. All the firstborn of thy sons thou shalt redeem. And none shall appear before me empty.

21Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest: in earing time and in harvest thou shalt rest.

22And thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year’s end.

23Thrice in the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God, the God of Israel.

24For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders: neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to appear before the Lord thy God thrice in the year.

25Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven; neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning.

26The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother’s milk.

27And the Lord said unto Moses, Write thou these words: for after the tenor of these words I have made a covenant with thee and with Israel.

28And he was there with the Lord forty days and forty nights; he did neither eat bread, nor drink water. And he wrote upon the tables the words of the covenant, the ten commandments.

29And it came to pass, when Moses came down from mount Sinai with the two tables of testimony in Moses’ hand, when he came down from the mount, that Moses wist not that the skin of his face shone while he talked with him.

30And when Aaron and all the children of Israel saw Moses, behold, the skin of his face shone; and they were afraid to come nigh him.

31And Moses called unto them; and Aaron and all the rulers of the congregation returned unto him: and Moses talked with them.

32And afterward all the children of Israel came nigh: and he gave them in commandment all that the Lord had spoken with him in mount Sinai.

33And till Moses had done speaking with them, he put a vail on his face.

34But when Moses went in before the Lord to speak with him, he took the vail off, until he came out. And he came out, and spake unto the children of Israel that which he was commanded.

35And the children of Israel saw the face of Moses, that the skin of Moses’ face shone: and Moses put the vail upon his face again, until he went in to speak with him.