Gen Z: Exodus 29
1Yo, here's the plan for the squad to vibe with me as priests: grab a young bull and two flawless rams, no cap.
2Also, get some unleavened bread and oil-drizzled cakes, plus those wafers with oil too. Make 'em with wheat flour, fr.
3Toss all that in one basket and roll in with the bull and the two rams, lit.
4Bring Aaron and his boys to the tabernacle door, and give 'em a wash with water, periodt.
5Then, dress Aaron in the coat, robe of the ephod, and breastplate, and secure him with that fancy girdle.
6Slap that mitre on his head and the holy crown on top, no sus.
7Next, take the anointing oil, pour it on his head, and bless him up.
8Bring his sons in and hook them up with coats too, bet.
9Wrap them with girdles, Aaron and his sons, and throw bonnets on their heads: they’re locked in as priests forever, fr.
10Bring a bull to the tabernacle, and Aaron and his sons will lay hands on its head, that’s the move.
11You gotta take out the bull before the Lord, right by the tabernacle door. Savage move.
12Scoop some blood from the bull and dab it on the altar horns, then pour the rest at the altar's base. No cap.
13Grab all the fat covering the insides, the liver caul, and the two kidneys, then roast that on the altar. Lit.
14But the bull's meat, skin, and waste? Yeah, burn that outside the camp: it's a sin offering. Periodt.
15Also, bring one ram; Aaron and his sons are gonna put their hands on its head. Bet.
16You’ll slay the ram, take its blood, and sprinkle it all around the altar. Goated.
17Chop the ram into pieces, wash its insides and legs, and arrange them with the head. Bussin.
18Burn the whole ram on the altar: it's a burnt offering to the Lord, giving off sweet vibes.
19Then take the other ram; Aaron and his sons will put their hands on its head too. Fr.
20After that, you’ll kill the ram, take its blood, and put it on Aaron's right ear tip, his sons' right ear tips, their right thumb, and right big toe, then sprinkle the blood on the altar all around. Slaps.
21You gotta take the blood from the altar and that anointing oil, sprinkle it on Aaron and his drip, and on his sons and their fits too; that’s how they get holy, fr.
22Also, take the ram, grab the fat and the rump, plus the fatty bits covering the insides, the caul over the liver, and the two kidneys, and the right shoulder; it’s a consecration vibe.
23And one loaf of bread, a cake of oiled bread, and a wafer from the basket of unleavened bread chillin' before the Lord.
24You’ll hand all this to Aaron and his sons, and wave them for a wave offering before the Lord, no cap.
25Then, you’ll take them from their hands and burn them on the altar as a burnt offering, making it smell sweet before the Lord; it’s a fire offering to Him.
26You gotta take the breast of the ram from Aaron’s consecration and wave it as a wave offering before the Lord; that’s your part, periodt.
27Sanctify the breast of the wave offering and the shoulder of the heave offering, which is waved and lifted up, for Aaron and his sons, straight up.
28It'll be Aaron's and his sons’ forever from the kids of Israel; it’s a heave offering, coming from their peace offerings to the Lord.
29Aaron's holy fits will be passed down to his sons to be anointed and consecrated in them, vibes.
30And the son who’s the priest next in line will wear them for seven days when he rolls into the tabernacle to serve in the holy place.
31Take that ram for the consecration and cook it up in the holy spot. Vibes.
32Aaron and his crew gonna munch on that ram meat and the bread from the basket by the tabernacle door. Lit.
33They gotta eat what's used for the atonement to keep it holy, but no outsiders can join, 'cause it's sacred, no cap.
34If there's any leftover ram meat or bread by morning, just burn it, fam. Can't eat it, 'cause it’s holy.
35Do this for Aaron and his sons just like I told you: consecrate them for a full week, periodt.
36Every day, you gotta offer a bull for a sin offering to make things right, clean that altar up, and anoint it to keep it sanctified.
37For seven days, make atonement for that altar and keep it holy; anything that touches it gets holy vibes too.
38This is your altar offering: two lambs from the first year every day, nonstop. Bussin'.
39One lamb in the morning, and the other at night, no sus.
40With the morning lamb, mix a tenth deal of flour with a quarter hin of beaten oil, and a quarter hin of wine for the drink offering.
41And the other lamb you gotta offer at night, following the morning vibes and drink offering, for that sweet aroma, a fire offering to the Lord, fr.
42This is gonna be a never-ending burnt offering for your fam at the tabernacle door, where I’ll meet you to chat it up, no cap.
43That’s where I’ll vibe with the kids of Israel, and the tabernacle will be lit with my glory.
44I’ll make the tabernacle and the altar all goated, and I’ll also bless Aaron and his sons to serve me in the priest role.
45I’ll chill with the kids of Israel, and I’ll be their God, periodt.
46They’ll know I’m the Lord their God who brought them outta Egypt so I can hang with them: I’m the Lord their God, fr.