Exodus 29

Gen Z: Exodus 29

1Yo, here's the plan for the squad to vibe with me as priests: grab a young bull and two flawless rams, no cap.

2Also, get some unleavened bread and oil-drizzled cakes, plus those wafers with oil too. Make 'em with wheat flour, fr.

3Toss all that in one basket and roll in with the bull and the two rams, lit.

4Bring Aaron and his boys to the tabernacle door, and give 'em a wash with water, periodt.

5Then, dress Aaron in the coat, robe of the ephod, and breastplate, and secure him with that fancy girdle.

6Slap that mitre on his head and the holy crown on top, no sus.

7Next, take the anointing oil, pour it on his head, and bless him up.

8Bring his sons in and hook them up with coats too, bet.

9Wrap them with girdles, Aaron and his sons, and throw bonnets on their heads: they’re locked in as priests forever, fr.

10Bring a bull to the tabernacle, and Aaron and his sons will lay hands on its head, that’s the move.

11You gotta take out the bull before the Lord, right by the tabernacle door. Savage move.

12Scoop some blood from the bull and dab it on the altar horns, then pour the rest at the altar's base. No cap.

13Grab all the fat covering the insides, the liver caul, and the two kidneys, then roast that on the altar. Lit.

14But the bull's meat, skin, and waste? Yeah, burn that outside the camp: it's a sin offering. Periodt.

15Also, bring one ram; Aaron and his sons are gonna put their hands on its head. Bet.

16You’ll slay the ram, take its blood, and sprinkle it all around the altar. Goated.

17Chop the ram into pieces, wash its insides and legs, and arrange them with the head. Bussin.

18Burn the whole ram on the altar: it's a burnt offering to the Lord, giving off sweet vibes.

19Then take the other ram; Aaron and his sons will put their hands on its head too. Fr.

20After that, you’ll kill the ram, take its blood, and put it on Aaron's right ear tip, his sons' right ear tips, their right thumb, and right big toe, then sprinkle the blood on the altar all around. Slaps.

21You gotta take the blood from the altar and that anointing oil, sprinkle it on Aaron and his drip, and on his sons and their fits too; that’s how they get holy, fr.

22Also, take the ram, grab the fat and the rump, plus the fatty bits covering the insides, the caul over the liver, and the two kidneys, and the right shoulder; it’s a consecration vibe.

23And one loaf of bread, a cake of oiled bread, and a wafer from the basket of unleavened bread chillin' before the Lord.

24You’ll hand all this to Aaron and his sons, and wave them for a wave offering before the Lord, no cap.

25Then, you’ll take them from their hands and burn them on the altar as a burnt offering, making it smell sweet before the Lord; it’s a fire offering to Him.

26You gotta take the breast of the ram from Aaron’s consecration and wave it as a wave offering before the Lord; that’s your part, periodt.

27Sanctify the breast of the wave offering and the shoulder of the heave offering, which is waved and lifted up, for Aaron and his sons, straight up.

28It'll be Aaron's and his sons’ forever from the kids of Israel; it’s a heave offering, coming from their peace offerings to the Lord.

29Aaron's holy fits will be passed down to his sons to be anointed and consecrated in them, vibes.

30And the son who’s the priest next in line will wear them for seven days when he rolls into the tabernacle to serve in the holy place.

31Take that ram for the consecration and cook it up in the holy spot. Vibes.

32Aaron and his crew gonna munch on that ram meat and the bread from the basket by the tabernacle door. Lit.

33They gotta eat what's used for the atonement to keep it holy, but no outsiders can join, 'cause it's sacred, no cap.

34If there's any leftover ram meat or bread by morning, just burn it, fam. Can't eat it, 'cause it’s holy.

35Do this for Aaron and his sons just like I told you: consecrate them for a full week, periodt.

36Every day, you gotta offer a bull for a sin offering to make things right, clean that altar up, and anoint it to keep it sanctified.

37For seven days, make atonement for that altar and keep it holy; anything that touches it gets holy vibes too.

38This is your altar offering: two lambs from the first year every day, nonstop. Bussin'.

39One lamb in the morning, and the other at night, no sus.

40With the morning lamb, mix a tenth deal of flour with a quarter hin of beaten oil, and a quarter hin of wine for the drink offering.

41And the other lamb you gotta offer at night, following the morning vibes and drink offering, for that sweet aroma, a fire offering to the Lord, fr.

42This is gonna be a never-ending burnt offering for your fam at the tabernacle door, where I’ll meet you to chat it up, no cap.

43That’s where I’ll vibe with the kids of Israel, and the tabernacle will be lit with my glory.

44I’ll make the tabernacle and the altar all goated, and I’ll also bless Aaron and his sons to serve me in the priest role.

45I’ll chill with the kids of Israel, and I’ll be their God, periodt.

46They’ll know I’m the Lord their God who brought them outta Egypt so I can hang with them: I’m the Lord their God, fr.

KJV: Exodus 29

1And this is the thing that thou shalt do unto them to hallow them, to minister unto me in the priest’s office: Take one young bullock, and two rams without blemish,

2And unleavened bread, and cakes unleavened tempered with oil, and wafers unleavened anointed with oil: of wheaten flour shalt thou make them.

3And thou shalt put them into one basket, and bring them in the basket, with the bullock and the two rams.

4And Aaron and his sons thou shalt bring unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and shalt wash them with water.

5And thou shalt take the garments, and put upon Aaron the coat, and the robe of the ephod, and the ephod, and the breastplate, and gird him with the curious girdle of the ephod:

6And thou shalt put the mitre upon his head, and put the holy crown upon the mitre.

7Then shalt thou take the anointing oil, and pour it upon his head, and anoint him.

8And thou shalt bring his sons, and put coats upon them.

9And thou shalt gird them with girdles, Aaron and his sons, and put the bonnets on them: and the priest’s office shall be theirs for a perpetual statute: and thou shalt consecrate Aaron and his sons.

10And thou shalt cause a bullock to be brought before the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the bullock.

11And thou shalt kill the bullock before the Lord, by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

12And thou shalt take of the blood of the bullock, and put it upon the horns of the altar with thy finger, and pour all the blood beside the bottom of the altar.

13And thou shalt take all the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul that is above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and burn them upon the altar.

14But the flesh of the bullock, and his skin, and his dung, shalt thou burn with fire without the camp: it is a sin offering.

15Thou shalt also take one ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.

16And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar.

17And thou shalt cut the ram in pieces, and wash the inwards of him, and his legs, and put them unto his pieces, and unto his head.

18And thou shalt burn the whole ram upon the altar: it is a burnt offering unto the Lord: it is a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the Lord.

19And thou shalt take the other ram; and Aaron and his sons shall put their hands upon the head of the ram.

20Then shalt thou kill the ram, and take of his blood, and put it upon the tip of the right ear of Aaron, and upon the tip of the right ear of his sons, and upon the thumb of their right hand, and upon the great toe of their right foot, and sprinkle the blood upon the altar round about.

21And thou shalt take of the blood that is upon the altar, and of the anointing oil, and sprinkle it upon Aaron, and upon his garments, and upon his sons, and upon the garments of his sons with him: and he shall be hallowed, and his garments, and his sons, and his sons’ garments with him.

22Also thou shalt take of the ram the fat and the rump, and the fat that covereth the inwards, and the caul above the liver, and the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, and the right shoulder; for it is a ram of consecration:

23And one loaf of bread, and one cake of oiled bread, and one wafer out of the basket of the unleavened bread that is before the Lord:

24And thou shalt put all in the hands of Aaron, and in the hands of his sons; and shalt wave them for a wave offering before the Lord.

25And thou shalt receive them of their hands, and burn them upon the altar for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour before the Lord: it is an offering made by fire unto the Lord.

26And thou shalt take the breast of the ram of Aaron’s consecration, and wave it for a wave offering before the Lord: and it shall be thy part.

27And thou shalt sanctify the breast of the wave offering, and the shoulder of the heave offering, which is waved, and which is heaved up, of the ram of the consecration, even of that which is for Aaron, and of that which is for his sons:

28And it shall be Aaron’s and his sons’ by a statute for ever from the children of Israel: for it is an heave offering: and it shall be an heave offering from the children of Israel of the sacrifice of their peace offerings, even their heave offering unto the Lord.

29And the holy garments of Aaron shall be his sons’ after him, to be anointed therein, and to be consecrated in them.

30And that son that is priest in his stead shall put them on seven days, when he cometh into the tabernacle of the congregation to minister in the holy place.

31And thou shalt take the ram of the consecration, and seethe his flesh in the holy place.

32And Aaron and his sons shall eat the flesh of the ram, and the bread that is in the basket, by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

33And they shall eat those things wherewith the atonement was made, to consecrate and to sanctify them: but a stranger shall not eat thereof, because they are holy.

34And if ought of the flesh of the consecrations, or of the bread, remain unto the morning, then thou shalt burn the remainder with fire: it shall not be eaten, because it is holy.

35And thus shalt thou do unto Aaron, and to his sons, according to all things which I have commanded thee: seven days shalt thou consecrate them.

36And thou shalt offer every day a bullock for a sin offering for atonement: and thou shalt cleanse the altar, when thou hast made an atonement for it, and thou shalt anoint it, to sanctify it.

37Seven days thou shalt make an atonement for the altar, and sanctify it; and it shall be an altar most holy: whatsoever toucheth the altar shall be holy.

38Now this is that which thou shalt offer upon the altar; two lambs of the first year day by day continually.

39The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even:

40And with the one lamb a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth part of an hin of beaten oil; and the fourth part of an hin of wine for a drink offering.

41And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to the meat offering of the morning, and according to the drink offering thereof, for a sweet savour, an offering made by fire unto the Lord.

42This shall be a continual burnt offering throughout your generations at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation before the Lord: where I will meet you, to speak there unto thee.

43And there I will meet with the children of Israel, and the tabernacle shall be sanctified by my glory.

44And I will sanctify the tabernacle of the congregation, and the altar: I will sanctify also both Aaron and his sons, to minister to me in the priest’s office.

45And I will dwell among the children of Israel, and will be their God.

46And they shall know that I am the Lord their God, that brought them forth out of the land of Egypt, that I may dwell among them: I am the Lord their God.

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