Gen Z: Exodus 25
1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and was like,
2"Tell the squad of Israel to bring me some offerings; only take from those who vibe with it and give from the heart."
3"Here's the list of what you should grab: gold, silver, and brass, no cap."
4"Also, blue, purple, scarlet, fine linen, and goats' hair, fr."
5"Plus, rams’ skins dyed red, badgers’ skins, and shittim wood, bet."
6"Oil for the light, spices for anointing oil, and for that sweet incense that slaps."
7"Onyx stones and stones for the ephod and breastplate, no sus."
8"And let them build me a sanctuary; I wanna chill among them."
9"Follow the blueprint I show you for the tabernacle and all the gear, and make it just like that."
10"They gonna make an ark outta shittim wood: two and a half cubits long, one and a half cubits wide, and one and a half cubits high, lit."
11Cover that thing in pure gold, inside and out, and add a gold crown around it. So extra.
12Gotta throw on four gold rings for it, one on each corner; two on one side, two on the other. Simple vibes.
13Make some staves outta shittim wood and gold plate them. That's lit.
14Slide those staves into the rings on the sides of the ark so you can carry it. No cap.
15The staves gotta stay in the rings of the ark; don’t be taking them out. Periodt.
16Put the testimony I give you inside the ark. Keep it 100.
17Make a mercy seat outta pure gold: two and a half cubits long and one and a half cubits wide. Goated design.
18Create two cherubim outta gold, like, beat that gold into shape for the ends of the mercy seat. So creative.
19One cherub on one end, the other on the other end; make them from the mercy seat. That's how you pop off.
20The cherubim gotta stretch their wings up high, covering the mercy seat, facing each other. Major rizz.
21You gotta put the mercy seat on top of the ark, and inside that ark, you’re putting the testimony I’m gonna drop on you.
22That’s where I’ll vibe with you, chatting from above the mercy seat, between those two cherubs chillin’ on the ark, giving you all the deets for the Israelites.
23Make yourself a table outta shittim wood, two cubits long, one cubit wide, and a cubit and a half tall, no cap.
24Cover it with pure gold, and put a dope gold crown all around it.
25You’ll make a border about a hand’s width around it and slap a golden crown on that border too.
26Make four gold rings for it, and slap those rings on each corner of the four feet.
27The rings should be there for the staves, so you can carry the table, fr.
28Make the staves outta shittim wood and cover them with gold, so you can carry the table like a boss.
29Make the dishes, spoons, covers, and bowls for it, all outta pure gold, it’s gotta be bussin’.
30Always keep the showbread on the table in front of me, periodt.
31Yo, make a sick candlestick outta pure gold, all fancy and crafted. The shaft, branches, bowls, knops, and flowers gotta vibe together.
32Six branches poppin' out the sides; three on one side, three on the other.
33Three almond-shaped bowls with a knop and a flower on one branch, and the same setup on the other branch, all matching the six branches.
34The candlestick's gotta have four almond-like bowls, complete with their knops and flowers, no cap.
35There’s a knop under two branches, another knop under two more branches, and one under the last two, all matching the six branches that come out.
36Their knops and branches gotta be the same: it’s all one sick piece made of pure gold, fr.
37Make seven lamps for it, and they gotta light up to shine bright, periodt.
38The tongs and snuffdishes gotta be pure gold too, no sus vibes.
39Make it from a talent of pure gold, with all these dope vessels.
40Make sure you follow the pattern shown to you on the mount, that’s the vibe.