Exodus 25

Gen Z: Exodus 25

1Yo, the Lord hit up Moses and was like,

2"Tell the squad of Israel to bring me some offerings; only take from those who vibe with it and give from the heart."

3"Here's the list of what you should grab: gold, silver, and brass, no cap."

4"Also, blue, purple, scarlet, fine linen, and goats' hair, fr."

5"Plus, rams’ skins dyed red, badgers’ skins, and shittim wood, bet."

6"Oil for the light, spices for anointing oil, and for that sweet incense that slaps."

7"Onyx stones and stones for the ephod and breastplate, no sus."

8"And let them build me a sanctuary; I wanna chill among them."

9"Follow the blueprint I show you for the tabernacle and all the gear, and make it just like that."

10"They gonna make an ark outta shittim wood: two and a half cubits long, one and a half cubits wide, and one and a half cubits high, lit."

11Cover that thing in pure gold, inside and out, and add a gold crown around it. So extra.

12Gotta throw on four gold rings for it, one on each corner; two on one side, two on the other. Simple vibes.

13Make some staves outta shittim wood and gold plate them. That's lit.

14Slide those staves into the rings on the sides of the ark so you can carry it. No cap.

15The staves gotta stay in the rings of the ark; don’t be taking them out. Periodt.

16Put the testimony I give you inside the ark. Keep it 100.

17Make a mercy seat outta pure gold: two and a half cubits long and one and a half cubits wide. Goated design.

18Create two cherubim outta gold, like, beat that gold into shape for the ends of the mercy seat. So creative.

19One cherub on one end, the other on the other end; make them from the mercy seat. That's how you pop off.

20The cherubim gotta stretch their wings up high, covering the mercy seat, facing each other. Major rizz.

21You gotta put the mercy seat on top of the ark, and inside that ark, you’re putting the testimony I’m gonna drop on you.

22That’s where I’ll vibe with you, chatting from above the mercy seat, between those two cherubs chillin’ on the ark, giving you all the deets for the Israelites.

23Make yourself a table outta shittim wood, two cubits long, one cubit wide, and a cubit and a half tall, no cap.

24Cover it with pure gold, and put a dope gold crown all around it.

25You’ll make a border about a hand’s width around it and slap a golden crown on that border too.

26Make four gold rings for it, and slap those rings on each corner of the four feet.

27The rings should be there for the staves, so you can carry the table, fr.

28Make the staves outta shittim wood and cover them with gold, so you can carry the table like a boss.

29Make the dishes, spoons, covers, and bowls for it, all outta pure gold, it’s gotta be bussin’.

30Always keep the showbread on the table in front of me, periodt.

31Yo, make a sick candlestick outta pure gold, all fancy and crafted. The shaft, branches, bowls, knops, and flowers gotta vibe together.

32Six branches poppin' out the sides; three on one side, three on the other.

33Three almond-shaped bowls with a knop and a flower on one branch, and the same setup on the other branch, all matching the six branches.

34The candlestick's gotta have four almond-like bowls, complete with their knops and flowers, no cap.

35There’s a knop under two branches, another knop under two more branches, and one under the last two, all matching the six branches that come out.

36Their knops and branches gotta be the same: it’s all one sick piece made of pure gold, fr.

37Make seven lamps for it, and they gotta light up to shine bright, periodt.

38The tongs and snuffdishes gotta be pure gold too, no sus vibes.

39Make it from a talent of pure gold, with all these dope vessels.

40Make sure you follow the pattern shown to you on the mount, that’s the vibe.

KJV: Exodus 25

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2Speak unto the children of Israel, that they bring me an offering: of every man that giveth it willingly with his heart ye shall take my offering.

3And this is the offering which ye shall take of them; gold, and silver, and brass,

4And blue, and purple, and scarlet, and fine linen, and goats’ hair,

5And rams’ skins dyed red, and badgers’ skins, and shittim wood,

6Oil for the light, spices for anointing oil, and for sweet incense,

7Onyx stones, and stones to be set in the ephod, and in the breastplate.

8And let them make me a sanctuary; that I may dwell among them.

9According to all that I shew thee, after the pattern of the tabernacle, and the pattern of all the instruments thereof, even so shall ye make it.

10And they shall make an ark of shittim wood: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.

11And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, within and without shalt thou overlay it, and shalt make upon it a crown of gold round about.

12And thou shalt cast four rings of gold for it, and put them in the four corners thereof; and two rings shall be in the one side of it, and two rings in the other side of it.

13And thou shalt make staves of shittim wood, and overlay them with gold.

14And thou shalt put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, that the ark may be borne with them.

15The staves shall be in the rings of the ark: they shall not be taken from it.

16And thou shalt put into the ark the testimony which I shall give thee.

17And thou shalt make a mercy seat of pure gold: two cubits and a half shall be the length thereof, and a cubit and a half the breadth thereof.

18And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.

19And make one cherub on the one end, and the other cherub on the other end: even of the mercy seat shall ye make the cherubims on the two ends thereof.

20And the cherubims shall stretch forth their wings on high, covering the mercy seat with their wings, and their faces shall look one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubims be.

21And thou shalt put the mercy seat above upon the ark; and in the ark thou shalt put the testimony that I shall give thee.

22And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims which are upon the ark of the testimony, of all things which I will give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

23Thou shalt also make a table of shittim wood: two cubits shall be the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof.

24And thou shalt overlay it with pure gold, and make thereto a crown of gold round about.

25And thou shalt make unto it a border of an hand breadth round about, and thou shalt make a golden crown to the border thereof round about.

26And thou shalt make for it four rings of gold, and put the rings in the four corners that are on the four feet thereof.

27Over against the border shall the rings be for places of the staves to bear the table.

28And thou shalt make the staves of shittim wood, and overlay them with gold, that the table may be borne with them.

29And thou shalt make the dishes thereof, and spoons thereof, and covers thereof, and bowls thereof, to cover withal: of pure gold shalt thou make them.

30And thou shalt set upon the table shewbread before me alway.

31And thou shalt make a candlestick of pure gold: of beaten work shall the candlestick be made: his shaft, and his branches, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, shall be of the same.

32And six branches shall come out of the sides of it; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side:

33Three bowls made like unto almonds, with a knop and a flower in one branch; and three bowls made like almonds in the other branch, with a knop and a flower: so in the six branches that come out of the candlestick.

34And in the candlestick shall be four bowls made like unto almonds, with their knops and their flowers.

35And there shall be a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches that proceed out of the candlestick.

36Their knops and their branches shall be of the same: all it shall be one beaten work of pure gold.

37And thou shalt make the seven lamps thereof: and they shall light the lamps thereof, that they may give light over against it.

38And the tongs thereof, and the snuffdishes thereof, shall be of pure gold.

39Of a talent of pure gold shall he make it, with all these vessels.

40And look that thou make them after their pattern, which was shewed thee in the mount.

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