1Ayo, these are the rules you gotta drop on them.

2If you cop a Hebrew servant, he’s serving six years, then in the seventh, he’s out free, no cap.

3If he rolls in solo, he’s bouncing solo; if he’s hitched, wifey’s rolling out with him.

4If his boss hooks him up with a wifey, and they have kids, the fam stays with the boss, and he’s out solo.

5If the servant's like, “I’m vibing with my boss, my wifey, and my kids; I ain’t leaving,”

6Then the boss takes him to the judges, brings him to the door, and straight up pierces his ear with a tool; he’s serving forever, fr.

7If a dude sells his daughter to be a maid, she ain’t leaving like the guys do.

8If she ain't vibing with her boss who’s promised her, he gotta let her bounce; he can’t sell her to some random peeps, that's sus.

9If he’s promised her to his son, he better treat her like his own daughter, periodt.

10If he takes another wifey, he can’t skimp on her food, clothes, or marriage duties, that's just savage.

11If he doesn’t do these three things for her, she can bounce without any cash, no cap.

12If someone takes out a dude and he dies, that person is getting the ultimate punishment, fr.

13If a guy isn’t lurking but God puts him in a tough spot, I’ll set him up with a safe zone to dip to.

14But if a dude rolls up on his neighbor to take him out with some sneaky moves, pull him from my altar and let him meet his end.

15Anyone who hits their parents is definitely getting the death penalty, periodt.

16If someone snatches a person and sells them, or they’re caught in their possession, that’s a death sentence, no cap.

17If someone throws shade at their parents, they’re also getting put to death, no doubt.

18If two guys are throwing hands and one hits the other with a rock or his fist, and the dude doesn’t die but is laid up:

19If he gets up and walks with a stick later, the hitter is off the hook, but he’s gotta pay for the dude’s chill time and make sure he’s all good.

20If a dude hits his servant or maid with a stick and they die, he’s definitely getting punished, fr.

21But fr, if he chills for a day or two, no cap, he ain't getting punished 'cause that's his cash.

22If dudes get into it and hurt a preggo lady, making her baby dip, but no drama follows, he’s getting punished based on what her man says, and he’s gotta pay what the judges decide.

23But if some real trouble goes down, then it's life for life, periodt.

24Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, that's the vibe.

25Fire for fire, wound for wound, stripe for stripe, you feel me?

26If a dude messes up his servant's eye and it’s gone, he’s gotta let him dip for that eye, no cap.

27And if he knocks out his servant's tooth, he’s gotta let him go for that tooth, straight up.

28If an ox gors a dude or a lady and they die, that ox is getting stoned, and no one’s eating it; the owner is off the hook.

29But if that ox was known to push before, and the owner didn’t keep it in check, and it kills someone, the ox gets stoned, and the owner’s gonna get the boot too.

30If there's a money price on him, he’s gotta pay whatever’s set for his life, no doubt.

31If he gored a kid or a daughter, that’s the vibe, and that’s how it’s gonna go down.

32If the ox goes after a servant, gotta drop thirty shekels to the boss, and the ox gets stoned, no cap.

33If a dude digs a pit and leaves it open, and an ox or donkey falls in, that’s sus.

34The pit owner has to fix it and pay up, and the dead animal is his, periodt.

35If one dude’s ox messes up another’s and it dies, they sell the live one, split the cash, and share the dead one too, fr.

36If it’s known that the ox has a history of being savage, and the owner didn’t keep it in check, he’s gotta pay ox for ox, and the dead one’s on him.

1Now these are the judgments which thou shalt set before them.

2If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

3If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.

4If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master’s, and he shall go out by himself.

5And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:

6Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.

7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.

9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.

10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

12He that smiteth a man, so that he die, shall be surely put to death.

13And if a man lie not in wait, but God deliver him into his hand; then I will appoint thee a place whither he shall flee.

14But if a man come presumptuously upon his neighbour, to slay him with guile; thou shalt take him from mine altar, that he may die.

15And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

16And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.

17And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

18And if men strive together, and one smite another with a stone, or with his fist, and he die not, but keepeth his bed:

19If he rise again, and walk abroad upon his staff, then shall he that smote him be quit: only he shall pay for the loss of his time, and shall cause him to be thoroughly healed.

20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished.

21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

22If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman’s husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.

23And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life,

24Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

25Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.

26And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye’s sake.

27And if he smite out his manservant’s tooth, or his maidservant’s tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth’s sake.

28If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but the owner of the ox shall be quit.

29But if the ox were wont to push with his horn in time past, and it hath been testified to his owner, and he hath not kept him in, but that he hath killed a man or a woman; the ox shall be stoned, and his owner also shall be put to death.

30If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him.

31Whether he have gored a son, or have gored a daughter, according to this judgment shall it be done unto him.

32If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver, and the ox shall be stoned.

33And if a man shall open a pit, or if a man shall dig a pit, and not cover it, and an ox or an ass fall therein;

34The owner of the pit shall make it good, and give money unto the owner of them; and the dead beast shall be his.

35And if one man’s ox hurt another’s, that he die; then they shall sell the live ox, and divide the money of it; and the dead ox also they shall divide.

36Or if it be known that the ox hath used to push in time past, and his owner hath not kept him in; he shall surely pay ox for ox; and the dead shall be his own.