Exodus 2

Gen Z: Exodus 2

1A dude from Levi's fam linked up with a girl from Levi too. Vibes.

2She got pregnant and had a baby boy. When she saw he was super cute, she hid him for three months, no cap.

3When she couldn't hide him anymore, she made a lil' boat from reeds, slathered it with pitch, and put the baby in it, laying it by the riverbank.

4His sister was chillin' nearby, trying to see what was gonna happen.

5Pharaoh's daughter rolled up to the river to wash, and her squad was walking by. She spotted the boat and told her maid to grab it.

6She opened it and saw the baby crying. She felt for him and was like, "This is one of the Hebrew kids."

7His sister asked Pharaoh’s daughter, "Wanna bet I can find a Hebrew woman to nurse him?"

8Pharaoh’s daughter was like, "Bet, go for it." The maid bounced to get the baby's mom.

9Pharaoh’s daughter told her, "Take this kid and nurse him for me, and I’ll pay you." So the woman took the baby and nursed him.

10The kid grew up, and she brought him to Pharaoh’s daughter, and he became her son. She named him Moses, saying, "I pulled him outta the water."

11Later, when Moses was grown, he peeped his people and saw them struggling. He saw an Egyptian beating up a Hebrew, one of his peeps.

12He looked around, saw no one, and clapped the Egyptian, hiding him in the sand.

13The next day, he saw two Hebrews fighting and was like, "Why you hitting your homie?"

14One of them replied, "Who made you our boss? You gonna kill me like you did the Egyptian?" Moses was shook and thought, "They know."

15When Pharaoh found out, he wanted Moses gone. So Moses dipped to Midian and chilled by a well.

16The Midian priest had seven daughters who came to draw water for their dad's flock.

17Some shepherds tried to push them away, but Moses stepped up, helped them out, and watered their sheep.

18When they got back to their dad, Reuel was like, "Why you back so soon?"

19They said, "An Egyptian saved us from those shepherds and even got us water for the flock."

20He asked, "Where’s the dude? Why'd you leave him? Call him over for some food."

21Moses was chill with Reuel, and he gave him his daughter Zipporah.

22She had a son, and he named him Gershom, saying, "I’m a stranger in a strange land."

23Eventually, the king of Egypt died, and the Israelites were over here sighing from the struggle. They cried out, and God heard them.

24God caught their groans and remembered His promise to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

25God looked at the Israelites and had mad respect for them.

KJV: Exodus 2

1And there went a man of the house of Levi, and took to wife a daughter of Levi.

2And the woman conceived, and bare a son: and when she saw him that he was a goodly child, she hid him three months.

3And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the flags by the river’s brink.

4And his sister stood afar off, to wit what would be done to him.

5And the daughter of Pharaoh came down to wash herself at the river; and her maidens walked along by the river’s side; and when she saw the ark among the flags, she sent her maid to fetch it.

6And when she had opened it, she saw the child: and, behold, the babe wept. And she had compassion on him, and said, This is one of the Hebrews’ children.

7Then said his sister to Pharaoh’s daughter, Shall I go and call to thee a nurse of the Hebrew women, that she may nurse the child for thee?

8And Pharaoh’s daughter said to her, Go. And the maid went and called the child’s mother.

9And Pharaoh’s daughter said unto her, Take this child away, and nurse it for me, and I will give thee thy wages. And the woman took the child, and nursed it.

10And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh’s daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.

11And it came to pass in those days, when Moses was grown, that he went out unto his brethren, and looked on their burdens: and he spied an Egyptian smiting an Hebrew, one of his brethren.

12And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that there was no man, he slew the Egyptian, and hid him in the sand.

13And when he went out the second day, behold, two men of the Hebrews strove together: and he said to him that did the wrong, Wherefore smitest thou thy fellow?

14And he said, Who made thee a prince and a judge over us? intendest thou to kill me, as thou killedst the Egyptian? And Moses feared, and said, Surely this thing is known.

15Now when Pharaoh heard this thing, he sought to slay Moses. But Moses fled from the face of Pharaoh, and dwelt in the land of Midian: and he sat down by a well.

16Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters: and they came and drew water, and filled the troughs to water their father’s flock.

17And the shepherds came and drove them away: but Moses stood up and helped them, and watered their flock.

18And when they came to Reuel their father, he said, How is it that ye are come so soon to day?

19And they said, An Egyptian delivered us out of the hand of the shepherds, and also drew water enough for us, and watered the flock.

20And he said unto his daughters, And where is he? why is it that ye have left the man? call him, that he may eat bread.

21And Moses was content to dwell with the man: and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter.

22And she bare him a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land.

23And it came to pass in process of time, that the king of Egypt died: and the children of Israel sighed by reason of the bondage, and they cried, and their cry came up unto God by reason of the bondage.

24And God heard their groaning, and God remembered his covenant with Abraham, with Isaac, and with Jacob.

25And God looked upon the children of Israel, and God had respect unto them.

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