Exodus 13

Gen Z: Exodus 13

1And the Lord hit up Moses, saying,

2Set apart all the firstborn, whatever pops outta the womb among the Israelites, both human and animal: it's all mine, no cap.

3And Moses told the squad, "Remember this day, when we dipped outta Egypt, from the house of struggle; the Lord flexed hard to get us outta here: no leavened bread allowed."

4This is the day we bounced in the month of Abib.

5When the Lord takes you to the land of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Hivites, and Jebusites, which He promised to your fam, a land flowing with milk and honey, you gotta keep this vibe in this month.

6For seven days, eat that unleavened bread, and on the seventh day, it's a feast for the Lord.

7Unleavened bread for seven days; no leavened bread should be spotted with you, not even a crumb.

8And on that day, you gotta tell your son, "This is what went down because of what the Lord did when we left Egypt."

9It’ll be a sign on your hand and a reminder between your eyes, so the Lord's law is always in your mouth: the Lord pulled us outta Egypt with serious strength.

10So keep this rule in its season, year after year.

11When the Lord brings you into the land of the Canaanites, as He promised to you and your fam, and gives it to you,

12Set apart for the Lord everything that opens the womb, and every firstborn animal you have; the males belong to the Lord.

13Redeem every firstborn donkey with a lamb; if you don’t, break its neck: and all the firstborn of your kids, you gotta redeem them.

14When your son asks you in the future, "What’s this all about?" you’ll say, "The Lord pulled us outta Egypt with mad strength, from the house of struggle."

15And when Pharaoh was being sus and wouldn’t let us go, the Lord took out all the firstborn in Egypt, both human and animal: so I sacrifice to the Lord everything that opens the womb, being males; but I redeem all my kids.

16This will be a token on your hand, and a reminder between your eyes: the Lord brought us outta Egypt with serious strength.

17When Pharaoh finally let the crew go, God didn’t take them through the Philistines’ land, even though it was closer; God was like, "What if they see war and wanna bounce back to Egypt?"

18So God led the people through the wilderness by the Red Sea: and the Israelites went up ready to roll outta Egypt.

19Moses took Joseph's bones with him: he had sworn to the Israelites, saying, "God will definitely visit you; and you gotta take my bones with you."

20They started their journey from Succoth and camped in Etham, right on the edge of the wilderness.

21And the Lord was leading them by day in a cloud pillar to show them the way; and by night in a fire pillar to give them light, so they could roll day and night.

22He didn’t take away the cloud pillar by day or the fire pillar by night from in front of the people.

KJV: Exodus 13

1And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2Sanctify unto me all the firstborn, whatsoever openeth the womb among the children of Israel, both of man and of beast: it is mine.

3And Moses said unto the people, Remember this day, in which ye came out from Egypt, out of the house of bondage; for by strength of hand the Lord brought you out from this place: there shall no leavened bread be eaten.

4This day came ye out in the month Abib.

5And it shall be when the Lord shall bring thee into the land of the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Amorites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, which he sware unto thy fathers to give thee, a land flowing with milk and honey, that thou shalt keep this service in this month.

6Seven days thou shalt eat unleavened bread, and in the seventh day shall be a feast to the Lord.

7Unleavened bread shall be eaten seven days; and there shall no leavened bread be seen with thee, neither shall there be leaven seen with thee in all thy quarters.

8And thou shalt shew thy son in that day, saying, This is done because of that which the Lord did unto me when I came forth out of Egypt.

9And it shall be for a sign unto thee upon thine hand, and for a memorial between thine eyes, that the Lord’s law may be in thy mouth: for with a strong hand hath the Lord brought thee out of Egypt.

10Thou shalt therefore keep this ordinance in his season from year to year.

11And it shall be when the Lord shall bring thee into the land of the Canaanites, as he sware unto thee and to thy fathers, and shall give it thee,

12That thou shalt set apart unto the Lord all that openeth the matrix, and every firstling that cometh of a beast which thou hast; the males shall be the Lord’s.

13And every firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb; and if thou wilt not redeem it, then thou shalt break his neck: and all the firstborn of man among thy children shalt thou redeem.

14And it shall be when thy son asketh thee in time to come, saying, What is this? that thou shalt say unto him, By strength of hand the Lord brought us out from Egypt, from the house of bondage:

15And it came to pass, when Pharaoh would hardly let us go, that the Lord slew all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both the firstborn of man, and the firstborn of beast: therefore I sacrifice to the Lord all that openeth the matrix, being males; but all the firstborn of my children I redeem.

16And it shall be for a token upon thine hand, and for frontlets between thine eyes: for by strength of hand the Lord brought us forth out of Egypt.

17And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not through the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said, Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt:

18But God led the people about, through the way of the wilderness of the Red sea: and the children of Israel went up harnessed out of the land of Egypt.

19And Moses took the bones of Joseph with him: for he had straitly sworn the children of Israel, saying, God will surely visit you; and ye shall carry up my bones away hence with you.

20And they took their journey from Succoth, and encamped in Etham, in the edge of the wilderness.

21And the Lord went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to give them light; to go by day and night:

22He took not away the pillar of the cloud by day, nor the pillar of fire by night, from before the people.

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