Gen Z: Exodus 11
1Yo, the Lord told Moses, "One more plague is coming for Pharaoh and Egypt; after that, he’ll let you dip for real."
2"Talk to the peeps and have everyone borrow some bling from their neighbors, like silver and gold, no cap."
3The Lord made the Israelites look lit in the eyes of the Egyptians, and Moses was straight-up goated in Egypt, even with Pharaoh’s crew.
4Moses said, "The Lord's about to bounce into Egypt around midnight."
5"Every firstborn in Egypt is gonna bite the dust, from Pharaoh’s kid on the throne to the maidservant's firstborn and even the firstborn animals."
6"There’s gonna be a massive wail across Egypt, something that’s never happened before or will again, fr."
7"But not a single dog is gonna bark at the Israelites, man or beast; you’ll see how the Lord separates the Egyptians from Israel."
8"All your servants will come to me and bow down, saying, 'Get out, and take your crew with you.' Then I’ll leave." And Moses stormed out mad at Pharaoh.
9The Lord told Moses, "Pharaoh’s not gonna listen to you; I’m just gonna flex my wonders in Egypt."
10Moses and Aaron showed all these wonders to Pharaoh, but the Lord made Pharaoh’s heart hard, so he wouldn’t let the Israelites bounce.