Gen Z: Esther 7
1So the king and Haman pulled up to a feast with Queen Esther. Vibes.
2The king hit up Esther again on day two of the wine party, asking, "What's your wish, Queen Esther? I got you, even up to half the kingdom, no cap."
3Esther replied, "If I got your favor, King, please let me live and my people too."
4"We’re about to be sold out, me and my crew, to be wiped out. If it was just for servitude, I’d keep it chill, but this is savage."
5The king Ahasuerus was like, "Who’s the clown thinking they can do this?"
6Esther said, "The enemy is this wicked Haman." Haman got shook in front of the king and queen.
7The king stormed out of the wine party, mad, and Haman tried to plead for his life with Esther, seeing the heat coming from the king.
8The king came back from the garden to the wine party and found Haman on the bed where Esther was chilling. The king was like, "Is he trying to force the queen too?" As soon as he said that, they covered Haman’s face.
9Harbonah, one of the chamberlains, told the king, "Yo, check out the gallows Haman built for Mordecai, who’s been good to you. It’s lit in Haman's house." The king was like, "Hang him there."
10So they hanged Haman on the gallows he made for Mordecai. The king's anger chilled out.