Gen Z: Esther 2
1After all that drama, when king Ahasuerus calmed down, he thought about Vashti and what went down with her.
2The king’s squad was like, “Yo, let’s find some cute young girls for the king.”
3And the king was like, “Get some peeps in every province to gather all the fair young virgins to Shushan, to chill with Hege, the king’s keeper of the women, and let’s hook them up with purification stuff.”
4And whoever vibes with the king gets to be queen instead of Vashti. The king was totally down with that.
5Now in Shushan, there was this Jew named Mordecai, son of Jair, son of Shimei, son of Kish, straight outta Benjamin.
6He got taken from Jerusalem during the whole captivity with Jeconiah, king of Judah, by Nebuchadnezzar, king of Babylon.
7He raised Hadassah, aka Esther, his uncle’s daughter, 'cause she was orphaned and super pretty; Mordecai took her in as his own.
8So when the king’s orders got out and all the girls were gathered to Shushan, Esther was brought to the king’s crib, under Hege’s watch.
9The maiden vibed with him, and he showed her mad kindness; he quickly gave her purification stuff and seven maidens to serve her, putting her in the best spot in the house of the women.
10Esther kept her fam and people on the down-low; Mordecai told her to keep it a secret.
11Mordecai was out there every day by the women’s house, checking on how Esther was doing and what would happen to her.
12When it was time for every maiden to roll into king Ahasuerus after twelve months of prep (six months with myrrh oil and six months with sweet scents),
13every girl came to the king, and whatever she wanted was given to her to take from the women’s house to the king’s place.
14In the evening she went in, and the next day she rolled back to the second house of the women, under Shaashgaz, the king’s keeper of the concubines; she didn’t see the king again unless he was really feeling her and called for her by name.
15When it was Esther’s turn, daughter of Abihail, Mordecai’s uncle, she asked for nothing but what Hegai, the keeper of the women, suggested. Esther was totally favored by everyone who saw her.
16So Esther was taken to king Ahasuerus’ royal pad in the tenth month, Tebeth, in the seventh year of his reign.
17The king was all about Esther, more than any other girl; he gave her mad grace and favor, putting the royal crown on her head and making her queen instead of Vashti.
18Then the king threw a massive feast for all his homies and servants, even Esther’s feast; he made a release for the provinces and gave gifts based on his royal status.
19When the virgins gathered again, Mordecai was chilling at the king’s gate.
20Esther hadn’t revealed her fam or people yet, just as Mordecai told her to; she was following his orders like back in the day.
21While Mordecai was at the king’s gate, two of the king’s chamberlains, Bigthan and Teresh, got mad and plotted against king Ahasuerus.
22Mordecai caught wind of it and told Esther, who let the king know in Mordecai’s name.
23When they looked into the matter, it was confirmed, so they both got hanged on a tree; it was written in the chronicles before the king.