1So like, love the Lord your God, keep it 100 with His rules and vibes, always.

2Just know this day: I ain't talking to your kids who don't know the deal or have seen the Lord's savage moves, His greatness, and His powerful hand.

3And all the miracles He pulled off in Egypt with Pharaoh and his whole squad? Straight-up wild.

4Remember how He wrecked the Egyptian army, their horses, and chariots? He made the Red Sea totally overflow on them while they were chasing you, and the Lord has kept them gone to this day.

5And what He did to you in the wilderness until you rolled up to this spot?

6Think about Dathan and Abiram, Eliab's boys: the ground literally opened up and swallowed them, their fam, their tents, and all their stuff, right in the middle of Israel.

7But your eyes have seen all the lit things the Lord has done.

8So, keep all the commandments I'm dropping today, so you can be strong and go in to claim the land you're about to vibe with.

9And you’ll live long in the land that the Lord promised your fam, a place that’s all about that milk and honey life.

10The land you're about to take over ain’t like Egypt, where you had to grind and water your seeds by foot, like a garden of herbs; it’s way better.

11The land you’re about to vibe with is all hills and valleys, guzzling that heavenly rain, no cap.

12This land? God’s got mad love for it, always keeping an eye on it, from the start of the year to the end, periodt.

13If you listen up and follow my rules today, loving God and serving Him with all your heart and soul, that’s the move.

14I’ll hook you up with rain in the right season, the first and last rain, so you can stack up your corn, wine, and oil, fr.

15I’ll send grass for your cattle in the fields, so you can munch and feel full, that’s the goal.

16Watch yourselves, fam, don’t get tricked and start serving other gods, that’s sus.

17If you do, God’s gonna be mad and shut the heavens, no rain, and the land won’t produce, and you’ll bounce from the good land He gave you, no cap.

18So keep my words in your heart and soul, and tie them on your hands as a reminder, they gotta be front and center, for real.

19Teach these to your kids, talk about them when you’re chilling at home, walking around, laying down, and getting up, that’s how it’s done.

20Write them on your doorposts and gates, keep that energy up.

21Your days gonna be lit, and your kids’ days too, in the land God promised your fam, like heaven on earth, fr.

22If you keep it 100 with these commands I’m dropping, love the Lord, walk in His ways, and stick with Him;

23Then the Lord’s gonna kick out all those nations for you, and you’ll own the bigger, stronger ones, no cap.

24Every spot your feet hit? That’s yours: from the wilderness to Lebanon, all the way from the Euphrates to the ocean, periodt.

25No one’s gonna stand in your way; the Lord’s gonna make everyone scared of you on all the land you walk, just like He said.

26Check it, I’m laying down a blessing and a curse for you today;

27A blessing if you vibe with the commands of the Lord your God that I’m giving you today;

28And a curse if you ignore those commands and go after other gods you don’t even know, that’s sus.

29When the Lord brings you to the land you’re about to own, you’ll put the blessing on mount Gerizim and the curse on mount Ebal.

30Aren’t they on the other side of Jordan, where the sun sets, in the land of the Canaanites, chilling by Gilgal, near the plains of Moreh?

31Y'all gonna cross the Jordan to claim the land the Lord's giving you, and you’ll totally vibe there.

32And you gotta keep all the rules and judgments I’m dropping on you today, no cap.

1Therefore thou shalt love the Lord thy God, and keep his charge, and his statutes, and his judgments, and his commandments, alway.

2And know ye this day: for I speak not with your children which have not known, and which have not seen the chastisement of the Lord your God, his greatness, his mighty hand, and his stretched out arm,

3And his miracles, and his acts, which he did in the midst of Egypt unto Pharaoh the king of Egypt, and unto all his land;

4And what he did unto the army of Egypt, unto their horses, and to their chariots; how he made the water of the Red sea to overflow them as they pursued after you, and how the Lord hath destroyed them unto this day;

5And what he did unto you in the wilderness, until ye came into this place;

6And what he did unto Dathan and Abiram, the sons of Eliab, the son of Reuben: how the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their households, and their tents, and all the substance that was in their possession, in the midst of all Israel:

7But your eyes have seen all the great acts of the Lord which he did.

8Therefore shall ye keep all the commandments which I command you this day, that ye may be strong, and go in and possess the land, whither ye go to possess it;

9And that ye may prolong your days in the land, which the Lord sware unto your fathers to give unto them and to their seed, a land that floweth with milk and honey.

10For the land, whither thou goest in to possess it, is not as the land of Egypt, from whence ye came out, where thou sowedst thy seed, and wateredst it with thy foot, as a garden of herbs:

11But the land, whither ye go to possess it, is a land of hills and valleys, and drinketh water of the rain of heaven:

12A land which the Lord thy God careth for: the eyes of the Lord thy God are always upon it, from the beginning of the year even unto the end of the year.

13And it shall come to pass, if ye shall hearken diligently unto my commandments which I command you this day, to love the Lord your God, and to serve him with all your heart and with all your soul,

14That I will give you the rain of your land in his due season, the first rain and the latter rain, that thou mayest gather in thy corn, and thy wine, and thine oil.

15And I will send grass in thy fields for thy cattle, that thou mayest eat and be full.

16Take heed to yourselves, that your heart be not deceived, and ye turn aside, and serve other gods, and worship them;

17And then the Lord’s wrath be kindled against you, and he shut up the heaven, that there be no rain, and that the land yield not her fruit; and lest ye perish quickly from off the good land which the Lord giveth you.

18Therefore shall ye lay up these my words in your heart and in your soul, and bind them for a sign upon your hand, that they may be as frontlets between your eyes.

19And ye shall teach them your children, speaking of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

20And thou shalt write them upon the door posts of thine house, and upon thy gates:

21That your days may be multiplied, and the days of your children, in the land which the Lord sware unto your fathers to give them, as the days of heaven upon the earth.

22For if ye shall diligently keep all these commandments which I command you, to do them, to love the Lord your God, to walk in all his ways, and to cleave unto him;

23Then will the Lord drive out all these nations from before you, and ye shall possess greater nations and mightier than yourselves.

24Every place whereon the soles of your feet shall tread shall be yours: from the wilderness and Lebanon, from the river, the river Euphrates, even unto the uttermost sea shall your coast be.

25There shall no man be able to stand before you: for the Lord your God shall lay the fear of you and the dread of you upon all the land that ye shall tread upon, as he hath said unto you.

26Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse;

27A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you this day:

28And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the Lord your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known.

29And it shall come to pass, when the Lord thy God hath brought thee in unto the land whither thou goest to possess it, that thou shalt put the blessing upon mount Gerizim, and the curse upon mount Ebal.

30Are they not on the other side Jordan, by the way where the sun goeth down, in the land of the Canaanites, which dwell in the champaign over against Gilgal, beside the plains of Moreh?

31For ye shall pass over Jordan to go in to possess the land which the Lord your God giveth you, and ye shall possess it, and dwell therein.

32And ye shall observe to do all the statutes and judgments which I set before you this day.