Gen Z: Daniel 6
1Darius was vibin' and decided to put 120 princes in charge of the whole kingdom, no cap.
2And there were three big bosses over them, with Daniel being the top dog, so the princes had to report to them, keeping the king chill.
3Daniel was the GOAT, getting all the clout above the other presidents and princes 'cause he had mad rizz; the king wanted him to run the whole show.
4The other presidents and princes were sus, trying to find dirt on Daniel, but they couldn’t find anything; dude was straight-up loyal, no mistakes.
5So these guys were like, "We can't catch Daniel slipping unless it’s about his God’s law."
6Then all the presidents and princes got together and said to the king, "Darius, you’re the real one, live forever."
7All the kingdom’s big shots teamed up to make a royal rule: if anyone asks for help from any god or human for 30 days, except you, O king, they’re getting tossed into the lion’s den.
8So, king, just sign this decree and make it official, 'cause the Medes and Persians don’t change their laws, periodt.
9King Darius went ahead and signed the decree, no cap.
10When Daniel saw the decree was signed, he went home, opened his windows facing Jerusalem, and prayed three times a day, thanking God like he always did.
11So these dudes gathered up and caught Daniel straight up praying and asking his God for help.
12They rolled up to the king, like, "Yo, didn’t you sign that rule saying no one can ask any God or person for stuff for thirty days, except you, O king? If they do, they’re getting tossed into the lion squad." The king was like, "No cap, that’s true according to the Medes and Persians, and it’s set in stone."
13Then they were like, "That Daniel, from Judah’s squad, doesn’t care about you, O king, or your rule; he’s asking his God three times a day."
14When the king heard this, he was super upset with himself and was trying hard to save Daniel, grinding until sunset to figure it out.
15Then these guys came back to the king and said, "Listen, O king, you know the Medes and Persians' law is that no decree or rule you make can be switched up."
16The king gave the order, and they threw Daniel into the lion den. The king was like, "Your God, whom you serve non-stop, will pull through for you."
17A stone was rolled over the lion den's entrance, and the king sealed it with his signet and his crew's signets so that nothing could change for Daniel.
18Then the king went home and spent the night fasting; no music vibes, and he couldn’t sleep at all.
19The king woke up super early in the morning and rushed to the lion den.
20When he got there, he yelled out to Daniel in a sad voice, saying, "O Daniel, servant of the living God, is your God who you serve non-stop able to save you from the lions?"
21Daniel was like, "Yo king, live your best life forever."
22My God sent an angel to shut those lions up, so they didn't even touch me; I was innocent, no cap, and didn’t do anything wrong in your eyes, king.
23The king was super hyped for Daniel and told them to pull him out of the den. Daniel came out, and he was all good ‘cause he had mad faith in his God.
24The king was like, "Bet," and brought in the guys who tried to snitch on Daniel, tossing them and their fam into the lion’s den; the lions went savage and broke their bones before they hit the bottom.
25King Darius hit up everyone, saying, "Peace out to all the vibes on Earth."
26I decree that in my kingdom, everyone better fear and respect the God of Daniel; He’s the real deal, forever goated, and His kingdom is unbreakable, going strong till the end.
27He saves and rescues, popping off with signs and wonders in heaven and earth, and He pulled Daniel from the lions’ grip.
28So Daniel was thriving under Darius’s rule and Cyrus the Persian too.