Gen Z: Acts 9
1So Saul was out here threatening and ready to throw down on the Lord's crew, rolling up to the high priest, no cap.
2He was like, "Yo, can I get some letters to the synagogues in Damascus? If I find any of these peeps, I'm bringing them back to Jerusalem, periodt."
3While he was on his way, he got close to Damascus, and boom, a light from heaven popped off around him.
4He hit the ground hard and heard a voice saying, "Saul, Saul, why you gotta come at me like that?"
5He was like, "Who are you, Lord?" And the Lord replied, "It's Jesus, the one you're coming for; stop kicking against the goads, fam."
6Shook and amazed, he asked, "Lord, what do you want me to do?" And the Lord said, "Get up, head into the city, and you'll find out what to do next."
7The guys traveling with him were just standing there, totally speechless, hearing a voice but seeing nobody.
8Saul got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes, he couldn't see anyone; they had to guide him into Damascus.
9He was blind for three days, and he didn't eat or drink anything, just vibing in the dark.
10In Damascus, there was this disciple named Ananias, and the Lord hit him up in a vision, saying, "Ananias." He replied, "Yo, I'm here, Lord."
11And the Lord was like, "Get up, hit the street called Straight, and ask Judas about this dude named Saul from Tarsus, ‘cause he’s out here praying, no cap."
12"He’s seen a vision of a guy named Ananias rolling in, laying hands on him so he can get his sight back. Vibes."
13Ananias was like, "Yo, Lord, I’ve heard a lot about this dude and all the savage stuff he’s done to your peeps in Jerusalem."
14"And he’s got mad authority from the chief priests to lock up anyone calling on your name, fr."
15But the Lord was like, "Nah, just go: he’s my chosen one to rep my name to the Gentiles, kings, and the kids of Israel."
16"I’m about to show him the wild things he’s gonna go through for my name, periodt."
17Ananias bounced and went to the crib; he laid hands on him and said, "Yo, Brother Saul, Jesus who showed up on your way sent me so you can get your sight back and be lit with the Holy Ghost."
18Right then, it was like scales fell from his eyes, and he could see again, got up, and got baptized, no cap.
19After he ate some food, he was feeling strong. Saul chilled with the disciples in Damascus for a few days.
20And straight up, he started preaching Christ in the synagogues, saying he’s the Son of God, and that slaps.
21Everyone who heard him was shook, saying, "Ain't this the dude who was out here wrecking peeps calling on this name in Jerusalem? He came here to snatch them up for the chief priests, no cap?"
22But Saul was leveling up his strength, making the Jews in Damascus look sus, proving that he’s the real deal, fr.
23After a while, the Jews were plotting to take him out, straight up.
24But Saul caught wind of their plan, and they were lurking at the gates day and night, trying to catch him slipping.
25So, the disciples pulled a sneaky move at night and lowered him down the wall in a basket, lowkey genius.
26When Saul hit up Jerusalem, he tried to roll with the disciples, but they were all scared of him, thinking he was still sus.
27But Barnabas came through, brought him to the apostles, and told them how he’d seen the Lord on his way and preached hard at Damascus in Jesus' name.
28He was with them, vibing in and out of Jerusalem.
29He spoke with bold rizz in the name of the Lord Jesus, arguing with the Grecians, but they were plotting to take him out too.
30When the bros found out, they sent him down to Cesarea and shipped him off to Tarsus, periodt.
31The churches were chillin’ all over Judea, Galilee, and Samaria, getting their vibes up; they were lowkey growing, feeling the fear of the Lord and the comfort of the Holy Ghost, no cap.
32So, Peter was out here cruising through all the spots, and he hit up the saints chillin’ in Lydda.
33There he found this dude named Eneas, who’d been stuck in bed for eight years, dealing with some serious sick vibes.
34Peter was like, “Eneas, Jesus Christ got you! Get up and make your bed.” Dude straight up bounced up immediately.
35Everyone in Lydda and Saron saw him and was like, “Yo, we gotta turn to the Lord!”
36So, there was this disciple in Joppa named Tabitha, aka Dorcas, who was just out here doing good stuff and helping people, periodt.
37But then she got sick and passed away, and when they washed her up, they laid her in an upper room.
38Since Lydda was close to Joppa and the disciples heard Peter was in town, they sent two guys to him, asking him to come through ASAP.
39Peter got up and went with them. When he got there, they brought him to the upper room, and all the widows were crying, showing off the clothes Dorcas made while she was around.
40But Peter kicked everyone out, knelt down, and prayed; then he turned to the body and said, “Tabitha, get up.” She opened her eyes, saw Peter, and sat up like, “What’s good?”
41He reached out his hand, lifted her up, and when he called the saints and widows, he flexed her being alive.
42Word got around all Joppa; mad people started believing in the Lord.
43He ended up chilling in Joppa for a while with this dude Simon, who was a tanner.