Gen Z: Acts 10
1There was this dude in Cesarea named Cornelius, a centurion from the Italian squad, no cap.
2He was a chill guy, feared God with his whole fam, gave mad charity to the people, and prayed to God all the time, fr.
3He had a vision around 3 PM, saw an angel rollin' up and saying, "Yo Cornelius."
4He was shook, like, "What’s up, Lord?" And the angel said, "Your prayers and your charity are hitting different before God."
5"Now send some peeps to Joppa and call for Simon, aka Peter."
6"He’s crashing with Simon the tanner, whose crib is by the beach. He’ll tell you what’s good."
7After the angel dipped, Cornelius called up two of his homies and a devout soldier who was always down for him.
8He spilled the tea to them and sent them off to Joppa.
9The next day, as they were on their way and getting close to the city, Peter went up on the roof to pray around noon.
10He got super hungry and was about to eat, but while they were cooking, he zoned out in a trance.
11He peeped heaven opening up, and a dope vibe like a massive sheet coming down, all knit up at the corners, landing on Earth.
12Inside were all kinds of four-legged animals, wild beasts, creepy crawlies, and birds flying high.
13Then a voice popped off, "Yo, Peter; rise up, kill, and munch."
14But Peter was like, "Nah, Lord; I’ve never eaten anything that's sus or unclean."
15The voice hit him up again, "What God has cleaned, don’t call it sus."
16This happened three times, then the vibe went back up to heaven.
17While Peter was low-key confused about what this vision meant, the homies sent by Cornelius were at Simon’s crib, chillin' by the gate.
18They hollered, asking if Simon, aka Peter, was staying there.
19While Peter was thinking about the vision, the Spirit was like, "Ayo, three dudes are looking for you."
20So pop off, get down there, and roll with them, no cap; I sent them your way.
21So Peter bounced down to the homies sent by Cornelius and was like, "Yo, I’m the one you’re looking for. What’s the vibe?"
22They replied, "Cornelius, the centurion, is a legit dude who fears God and has mad respect from all the Jews. An angel hit him up from God to call you to his crib and hear what you gotta say."
23Peter was like, "Come on in," and kicked it with them. Next day, he dipped out with them, and some bros from Joppa rolled with him.
24The next day, they pulled up to Cesarea. Cornelius was waiting for them and had gathered his fam and close friends.
25When Peter walked in, Cornelius met him, dropped to his feet, and worshipped him.
26But Peter was like, "Chill, fam; I’m just a dude like you."
27As they chatted, he went inside and saw a bunch of people had gathered.
28He told them, "You know it’s sus for a Jewish dude to hang with or roll up to someone from another nation, but God showed me I shouldn’t call anyone common or unclean."
29So I came to you with no hesitation as soon as I got the invite. What’s the reason you called me here?
30Cornelius responded, "Four days ago, I was fasting until now, and at the ninth hour, I prayed in my crib, and boom, a dude in bright threads stood in front of me."
31Yo, Cornelius, your prayers got through, and God’s vibin’ with your good deeds.
32So slide over to Joppa and hit up Simon, aka Peter; he’s chillin’ at Simon the tanner’s spot by the beach. When he rolls up, he’ll drop some knowledge on you.
33I straight up sent for you, and you showed up, which is dope. We’re all gathered here to catch what God wants you to share.
34Then Peter opened his mouth and was like, “No cap, I see that God doesn’t play favorites.”
35But for real, in every nation, if you fear him and do good, you’re accepted by him.
36The message God sent to the Israelites was all about peace through Jesus Christ: he’s the GOAT of all time.
37You know the word I’m talking about; it got spread all over Judea and kicked off in Galilee after John was out here baptizing.
38God gave Jesus of Nazareth the Holy Spirit and mad power; he was out here doing good and healing everyone who was down and out because God was with him.
39We’re witnesses of everything he did in the Jewish lands and in Jerusalem; they took him out and hung him on a tree.
40But God brought him back to life on the third day and showed him off to everyone.
41Not to everyone, but to the squad God picked, like us who vibed with Him after He rose from the dead.
42He told us to preach to the people and spill the tea that He’s the one God picked to judge the living and the dead.
43All the prophets back Him up, saying anyone who believes in His name gets their sins wiped clean, no cap.
44While Peter was still talking, the Holy Ghost dropped on everyone who heard the word, straight up.
45The believers from the circumcision were shook, 'cause even the Gentiles got the Holy Ghost vibes poured out on them too.
46They heard them speaking in tongues and hyping up God. Then Peter was like,
47Can anyone stop these peeps from getting baptized since they got the Holy Ghost just like us?
48He told them to get baptized in the name of the Lord. Then they asked him to chill for a few days.