Gen Z: Acts 22
1Yo fam, listen up! I’m about to drop my defense for y’all right now.
2When they peeped that I was speaking in Hebrew, they got super quiet, and I was like,
3I’m a straight-up Jew, born in Tarsus, but raised in this city under Gamaliel, schooled in the law, and I’m all in for God, just like you are today.
4I was out here going hard against this way, throwing both dudes and ladies in jail, no cap.
5The high priest can back me up on this, and all the elders know: I got letters to go to the bros in Damascus to bring them back to Jerusalem for some serious punishment.
6So, I’m on my way to Damascus around noon, and boom! A massive light shines down from heaven all around me.
7I hit the ground and heard a voice say, “Saul, Saul, why you trippin’ on me?”
8I was like, “Who are you, Lord?” And He said, “I’m Jesus from Nazareth, the one you’re coming for.”
9The peeps with me totally saw the light and got shook, but they didn’t hear the voice talking to me.
10I was like, “What’s the move, Lord?” And He said, “Get up and head to Damascus; they’ll fill you in on what you gotta do.”
11When I couldn't see 'cause that light was too lit, my crew led me to Damascus.
12So this dude Ananias, a total vibe check kinda guy, had mad respect from all the Jews there,
13Came up to me and was like, "Yo, Brother Saul, get your sight back." And in that moment, I looked at him, no cap.
14He said, "The God of our fam picked you to know His will, see the Just One, and hear His voice, fr."
15"You’re gonna be His witness to all peeps about what you’ve seen and heard."
16"So why you chillin’? Get up, get baptized, and wash away your sins, calling on the Lord’s name."
17Then, when I bounced back to Jerusalem and was praying in the temple, I got hit with a trance;
18I saw Him saying, "Hurry up, dip outta Jerusalem quick: they ain't gonna vibe with your testimony about me."
19I was like, "Lord, they know I was out here locking up and beating everyone who believed in you."
20"And when they took out your homie Stephen, I was right there, cosigning his death and holding the drip of those who did him dirty."
21He was like, "Bounce, I’m sending you far away to the Gentiles. No cap."
22They were vibing with his words, then they straight up yelled, "Get this dude outta here, he doesn’t deserve to live!"
23As they were screaming, they tossed their clothes off and threw dust in the air, totally dramatic.
24The chief captain was like, "Bring him to the castle and let’s get him whipped to find out why they’re wildin’."
25While they were tying him up, Paul asked the centurion, "Is it cool to whip a Roman who hasn’t even been judged?"
26The centurion heard that and went to the chief captain, saying, "Yo, be careful; this dude’s a Roman."
27Then the chief captain came over and asked, "Are you a Roman?" Paul was like, "Yup."
28The chief captain replied, "I had to pay a lot for my freedom." Paul said, "I was born free, no cap."
29Right then, everyone who was supposed to question him bounced, and the chief captain got shook after realizing he was a Roman and that he had tied him up.
30The next day, wanting to figure out why the Jews were accusing him, he let Paul go from his chains and told the chief priests and their crew to show up, then brought Paul down to face them.