Gen Z: Acts 21
1So, we bounced from them and set sail straight to Coos, then hit up Rhodes, and after that, Patara was our vibe.
2We found a ship cruising to Phenicia, so we hopped on and took off.
3After we spotted Cyprus, we left it chillin’ to our left and cruised to Syria, landing at Tyre 'cause that ship was ready to drop its load.
4We found some disciples and kicked it there for seven days; they told Paul through the Spirit, “No cap, don’t head to Jerusalem.”
5Once we wrapped up those days, we dipped out; everyone was sending us off with their fams until we were out of the city. We knelt on the shore and prayed, periodt.
6After saying our goodbyes, we took off on the ship; they went back home.
7After we wrapped up our journey from Tyre, we hit up Ptolemais, greeted the bros, and stayed for a day.
8The next day, us from Paul’s squad bounced to Cesarea and crashed at Philip the evangelist’s place, one of the seven.
9This dude had four daughters who were all virgins and were out here prophesying.
10While we were chilling there for a minute, a prophet named Agabus came down from Judea.
11When he rolled up on us, he grabbed Paul’s belt, tied up his own hands and feet, and said, "Holy Ghost vibes, the Jews in Jerusalem gonna bind the dude with this belt and hand him over to the Gentiles."
12When we heard this, we all, including the locals, were like, "Nah fam, don’t go to Jerusalem."
13Paul was like, "Why y’all trippin’ and breaking my heart? I’m ready to get bound or even die in Jerusalem for the name of the Lord Jesus, no cap."
14When he wouldn’t be convinced, we just said, "Whatever the Lord wants, let it pop off."
15After those days, we packed our stuff and headed to Jerusalem.
16Some of the homies from Cesarea came with us, bringing along Mnason from Cyprus, an old-school disciple, where we planned to crash.
17When we got to Jerusalem, the bros welcomed us with mad love.
18The next day, Paul went in with us to see James, and all the elders were there, vibing.
19After he greeted them, he shared all the lit things God did through him among the Gentiles.
20When they heard it, they praised the Lord and said, "You see, bro, there are thousands of Jews who believe, and they’re all super hyped about the law."
21They heard you’re telling all the Jews chillin' with the Gentiles to ditch Moses, saying they shouldn’t circumcise their kids or follow the customs. No cap.
22So what’s the deal? Everyone’s gotta pull up 'cause they wanna see you, fr.
23Here’s the plan: We got four dudes with a vow, bet.
24Take them, vibe check, and purify yourself with them, cover the costs so they can shave their heads: then everyone will know that the tea about you is sus; you’re just living right and keeping the law.
25As for the Gentiles who believe, we wrote that they don’t need to do all that, just stay away from idol food, blood, strangled stuff, and fornication, periodt.
26So Paul took the guys, and the next day he purified himself with them and rolled into the temple to show he’s on that purification grind until an offering was made for each of them.
27When the seven days were almost up, the Jews from Asia saw him in the temple and got everyone hyped, laying hands on him, savage.
28They shouted, "Yo, Men of Israel, help! This dude teaches everyone everywhere against the people, the law, and this place, and even brought Greeks into the temple, making it all sus."
29(They had seen Trophimus, an Ephesian, with him in the city, thinking Paul brought him into the temple.)
30The whole city was shook, and people ran together; they grabbed Paul and pulled him out of the temple, and the doors were shut, lit.
31So they were about to take him out, and the chief captain got the scoop that all of Jerusalem was wildin’.
32He straight up grabbed some soldiers and ran down to see what’s good, and when they saw him, they dipped on beating Paul.
33The chief captain rolled up, grabbed Paul, and was like, "Yo, chain him up and tell me who you are and what’s the tea?"
34Some peeps were yelling one thing, others were saying something else, and since it was all chaotic, he told them to take him to the castle.
35When he hit the stairs, the soldiers were carrying him because the crowd was just too lit.
36The crowd was following, yelling, "Get rid of him!"
37As Paul was being led into the castle, he asked the chief captain, "Can I talk to you?" He was like, "You can speak Greek?"
38Aren’t you that Egyptian dude who caused a scene and led out four thousand murderers into the wild?
39But Paul was like, "Nah fam, I’m just a Jew from Tarsus, a legit city; please let me talk to the people."
40When he got the green light, Paul stood on the stairs, waved to the crowd, and when it got quiet, he started speaking to them in Hebrew, saying,